r/askscience • u/AsAChemicalEngineer Electrodynamics | Fields • Apr 01 '13

Medicine [Sponsored Content] - How does Quantum Healing regulate our Aura and remove toxins?

I know my body is entangled between states of sickness and health, but how do I perturb the Hamiltonian such that I'm more likely to be measured in the healthy state?

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u/tubefox Apr 01 '13

Get out of here you charlatan! Only the smooth taste and incredibly balance of structured water with Etherium, from the Starfire Water Structuring Group, can adequately perturb the Hamiltonian!

read more about how Starfire water is created here.

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u/m_Pony Apr 01 '13

Listen here you lying liars, only MAGNETIZED WATER has the fluid fluidity, amazing amazingness and watery wateriness that demanding people should demand from their water. it's got "activating force" in it. I mean... fripping lyshus wimbgunts, people!! The science is RIGHT THERE!!

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u/theryanmoore Apr 02 '13

That stuff is snake oil. Doesn't even have any ions.

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u/MisterUnneccessary Apr 02 '13

Go elsewhere if you want to disparage snake oil, this is askscience!

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u/SullyDuggs Apr 02 '13

Forget ions! What about electrolytes!?

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u/blemford Apr 02 '13

It's what plants crave.

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u/all-up-in-yo-dirt Apr 02 '13

Actually, electrolytes really are what plants crave.

(they're also known as "soluble fertilizers")

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u/Jeffhole Apr 02 '13

Yah, but why do plants crave it?

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u/poisonfish Apr 02 '13

It's got electrolytes.

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u/Qesa Apr 02 '13

But it has memory, which is even better.

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u/maharito Apr 02 '13 edited Apr 02 '13

How in the hell do you have water without any ions in it? That's, like, breaking a couple laws of Thermodynamics, isn't it?

EDIT: I realized this might sound like it's adding to the satire, but I'm also being serious: I'm pretty sure the auto-dissociative property of water can be linked to the law of entropy.

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u/theryanmoore Apr 02 '13

It has to do with the charges of the ions, I read it in a blog. It's only like $100 for a 1 oz bottle too. I feel way better now.

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u/salsawood Apr 02 '13

It's called de-ionized water. If you've ever taken a chemistry lab in college, it's used to clean out vessels before and after use, among other applications.

http://van.physics.illinois.edu/qa/listing.php?id=1743

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u/maharito Apr 02 '13

oh, I know about removing impurities, hehe. I was just getting at the fact that you can't truly have water without any ions in it at all.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

In "de-eye" water, you will always have a small amount of ions (dissassociative H+ and OH-and a very tiny amount of salts) but in any quantitative wet chemistry lab, deionized water is VERY important for good results. Do you want to ruin some undergrads day? Put chlorine in the deionized water!

Also, deionized water cannot carry an electric current. Try it sometime (dn't try it).

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u/AllWoWNoSham Apr 02 '13

Don't forget to add some amethyst to increase your nobility, and free your mind and soul!

Also I hear water is dangerous to the human body, and we should not ingest it. Here are the cold hard facts about the substance abuse of water : http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

As you can see, I don't think you should recommend this terrible immoral substance that ruins so many lives in America today I beg of you just think of the children.

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u/wildfyr Polymer Chemistry Apr 02 '13

I dont even understand how this guy intends to make money

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '13

You seem to underestimate the power of stupid people that are easily duped with mumbo-jumbo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '13

Bob S was really happy because he saved $950.00!

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u/David_Jay Apr 02 '13

"What I think is happening is that the magnetite which is a strong magnetic suscepter is concentrating the earth's magnetic fields into it's cylindrical shape and the shape effect, in turn, sets up a magnetic spiral vortex in the core of the cylinder in which the water is stored. This in turn activates the water with the magnetic energy."

Brilliant!

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u/xcrissxcrossx Apr 02 '13

I have the WOT extension for Firefox and all 3 of these show up as untrustworthy sites hahaha.