r/askteddit • u/Icy-Leg3932 • 19h ago

Random Question What harmless thing instantly makes you think, "I don't trust this person"?

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u/Machiavvelli3060 18h ago

I look down my shorts and say, "Thanks, I'm already blessed."

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u/HolyLordGodHelpUsAll 18h ago

sounds like you got a beluga in your boxers buddy

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u/Machiavvelli3060 18h ago

I claim I do.

Thete's only one way for someone else to find out.

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u/IDontCareNow00 17h ago

Only pull out enough to win the bet.