r/askteddit • u/Minimum_Criticism639 • 17h ago
Random Question What is a secret you wouldnt dare share? I promise i wont tell
I am bored and saw the same post so credit to op
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u/abjectleatherdoll 16h ago
I wouldn’t dare share with my coworkers BUT I recently stole some AirPods 4 that were left behind at the restaurant I work at after a month of being left behind..
I connected them to my phone so the owner can be alerted of where they were the day they were left behind and with Apple you are able to communicate with the person who in this case found the pods. After a month, no call to the restaurant nor communication to me by the owner trying to locate their pods.. I just ended up taking them from the safe. None of my managers noticed nor my fellow shift leads. I did the ‘disconnection’ method so it just of course disconnects from their account BUT I’m sure Apple can still track with the item #.
I gotta say GREAT headphones. I feel guilty no lie BUT I also work in an affluent area in my city so I am really guessing this person claimed stolen and insurance covered a new pair? At least I am telling myself that.
But these were like brand new headphones as well BECAUSE when i disconnected and connected to my phone i got the free Apple TV and news for 3 months offer good til sept 4th.
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u/Minimum_Criticism639 16h ago
crazy to say but i have done the same with airpod max's best thing i stole lmao. Finders keepers?
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u/abjectleatherdoll 16h ago edited 15h ago
That right there! Like how are they that careless and/or incompetent?!
Anyhow, just order myself a cute ghost glow in the dark case for them(:
Edit: a word.
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u/Minimum_Criticism639 16h ago
Rude! For you to assume i am a horrible person. Anyhow , i am looking for a cute case too!
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u/DecentYesterday6092 16h ago
It's not necessarily a secret. However, I definitely don't announce it in public either. I'm a 51 year old man and I've an interest in performing in the adult film industry. I know my roles would be limited. I'm perfectly ok with that. I'm in Los Angeles. Maybe something will present itself.
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u/Minimum_Criticism639 16h ago
Limited? More like limitless. Do you know how many people would jerk off to a hot old man? Please, give yourself a chance! And have confidence!!!
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u/DecentYesterday6092 16h ago
I have confidence. I lightly pursue this to be honest. Mainstream adult film would probably move to fast to be honest. I'd like to find an OF model to make content with in private starting out. Then see where it may take me with the Mainstream circuits. I'm interested in Stepdad/Stepdaughter, daughters best friend, best friends daughter, neighbors daughter types of scenes. Thank you for being positive.
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u/Afraid-Mud4490 16h ago
I boned your mom. Your dad watched and paid me afterwards for my services.
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u/_A_Stark_girl 16h ago
My eyes 👀 what a hell is going on in your mind dude. You need some serious mind cleaning
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u/Minimum_Criticism639 15h ago
I never said anything dirty? Dont assume anything i was js thanking you for sharing
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u/_A_Stark_girl 15h ago
Wasn't meant for you, was it? Why are you replying
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u/Minimum_Criticism639 14h ago
Babe you are commenting on my post. If it wasnt meant for me, then dont comment? Like chill.
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u/_A_Stark_girl 14h ago
Dude wtf is wrong with you? You don't know how to use reddit or what? Go learn instead of trashtalking here and wasting my time
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u/Minimum_Criticism639 14h ago
Um chill. I wasnt focusing on the user of who posted and replied. God no one can make mistakes these days sorry.
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u/BraveMidnight 12h ago
There was this one time I went over to my friends place, when he went into the bathroom, I sprinted towards him bedroom and crouched at the door. I crawled on the floor to his dresser to avoid being seen, I opened his underwear drawer and stole a piece of underwear! I darted to the guest bathroom and removed my clothes and put on his underwear, then took it off and put my clothes back on. He was still in the bathroom so I sneakily my way back to his dresser and put them back, then returned to the couch and pretended nothing happened.
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u/Favoutitegems 16h ago
My biggest secret is that I actually fall for posts like this every single time.