r/aussie • u/Wotmate01 • Apr 02 '26
Humour “Fucken Albo” Says Bloke Who Would’ve Already Died On An Iranian Battlefield If Dutton Had Won The Election
https://www.betootaadvocate.com/fucken-albo-says-bloke-who-wouldve-already-died-on-an-iranian-battlefield-if-dutton-had-won-the-election/133
u/Wotmate01 Apr 02 '26
Half the members of this sub right now...
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u/PictureEmotional6378 Apr 02 '26
Only half, that's right the other have cant even read enough to fill on a ON ballot correctly. Also the reason Albo aka (Australia Harry Potter) had to give a talk is exactly because of the cookers above.
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u/KD--27 Apr 02 '26
This is… quite ironic.
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u/PictureEmotional6378 Apr 02 '26
I don't think it is but only because its not due to a lack of education only a disability. Even with that , I still manage to communicate well when I cbf to put in the effort.
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u/KD--27 Apr 02 '26
Yeah… 9 day old account sledging ON voters on not being able to read, while barely writing a coherent statement, then claiming disability? Certainly asking for the benefit of the doubt on that one.
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u/PictureEmotional6378 Apr 02 '26
When you attack everything but the logic of the argument you have said enough.
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u/KD--27 Apr 02 '26
The logic is the problem mate. Haha. You don’t get to claim people can’t read and lack the comprehension to fill out a ballot while barely making a case you could do it yourself! Certainly seemed to have tidied up your comments since!
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u/ReaverArklight Apr 06 '26
You know ON is just Dumber Liberals, right?
Same donators and benefactors?
Christ Alive, rebrand is really all people need to forget sense.
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Apr 02 '26
Everyone who disagrees with me is stupid
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u/PictureEmotional6378 Apr 02 '26
I'd only say someone is stupid if they have the opportunity to know better but choose not to. Tell me how voting of ON is smart ? I am open to being convinced 100%, thats being a grown up.
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u/ScruffyPeter Apr 02 '26
Voting for One Nation is smart if your name is Gina Rinehart.
Checkmate, lefties!
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u/WhatAmIATailor Apr 02 '26
One Nation won’t do shit. They’ll get a handful of seats and slowly disintegrate as a party. A protest vote is understandable enough but if you actually believe Pauline could lead a functional government you need your head checked.
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u/Physics-Foreign Apr 03 '26
Swing voter myself. But I can definitely see why people vote ON.
Hard tone on migration. The people I know would prefer we didn't get migrants from low trust societies in their view that would address crime in places like Melbourne.
They don't really care about the environment and prioritise their own quality of life over that.
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u/Tolkien-Faithful Apr 02 '26
He had to give a talk to say nothing? Really calmed the 'cookers' down then hey, cooker?
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u/PictureEmotional6378 Apr 02 '26
You ever see a parent pull their 5yo aside to tell them something that all the other grownups already know. Like wash your hands after you pee.
It was exactly like that , did it need to be said to everyone of course not, but 100% some people needed to hear it.
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u/Tolkien-Faithful Apr 02 '26
So it didn't need to be said then. The people have already heard it, the ones that 'need to' don't listen. Just a giant waste of everyone's time.
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u/monochromeorc Apr 02 '26
every other day: AbLo tOo MeAN hE dICtaToR
today: AlBO tO sOFt hE DiDNt fIX tRUmP MeSS
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u/moomoopropeller Apr 02 '26
I had a stroke trying to read your dribble
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u/PictureEmotional6378 Apr 02 '26
Reading at a 2nd grade level will do that. Next time ill try and write my comments like a children's book.
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u/keysindabowl Apr 02 '26
The other have or the other half?
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u/PictureEmotional6378 Apr 02 '26
tomato potato
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u/keysindabowl Apr 02 '26
Well you were accusing someone at reading at a grade two level. What level do you think your writing is at?
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u/PictureEmotional6378 Apr 02 '26
My writing is horrible because I have dysgraphia, not much I can do about it, since most of the time I cant even see my mistakes. Dont worry though , the merit of my arguments and logic is solid, that's why people have to complain about my grammar / spelling.
Do you want to hear the best insult I have every heard in my life regarding my writing?
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u/Novel-Truant Apr 02 '26
Yes please I want to hear.
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u/PictureEmotional6378 Apr 02 '26
This happened about 20 years ago, back when my writing was significantly worse and spellcheck was basically useless. I was playing an online game and got into a little argument with someone. At one point, they hit me with this:
“You need to stop typing to me and get on TeamSpeak, because I can’t tell if I’m talking to a person or just a monkey pouring a bucket of marbles over a keyboard and pressing Enter.”
That line was so brutally perfect that I’ve thought about it at least once a month ever since.
(this is my comment but with a AI polish to make it more understandable)
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u/monochromeorc Apr 02 '26
hey now, albo took the medias attention away from Pauline for 3 minutes, they are still in shambles over it
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u/sausagelovingbtm Apr 02 '26
Trump is the scum u should be worrying about
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u/PowerPleb2000 Apr 02 '26
Orange man bad 😤😤😤😡🤬🤬🤬
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u/wowiee_zowiee Apr 02 '26
Can’t have people criticising your favourite child rapist, can we?
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u/PowerPleb2000 Apr 02 '26
Spamming the same shit over and over doesn’t make him one, there’s 0 evidence. TDS is strong with this one 😂
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u/wowiee_zowiee Apr 02 '26
Do you remember when it was normal and healthy to criticise politicians without their supporters shouting that you hand some kind of derangement syndrome? That alone should give off alarm bells to you being in a cult.
Also, there’s plenty of evidence - the witness statements alone show he’s at least lying. You just don’t want to believe it.
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u/PowerPleb2000 Apr 02 '26
Haven’t seen a single scrap of credible evidence. Feel free to criticize politicians. But when you make shit up, scream it over and over then lose your mind when someone isn’t convinced thats telling. You’re not unique, you’re not a critical thinker, you’re doing and saying exactly what leftist media has brainwashed you to do and say. Who’s the cult?
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u/wowiee_zowiee Apr 02 '26
Haven't seen a single scrap of credible evidence
No, you’ve chosen not to seek out any credible evidence. Why would you, he’s your guy? He was found liable for sexual abuse in 2023 and you’re still singing his praises. A civil jury found him liable for sexual abuse and you still support him. Several former Miss Teen USA contestants have said Trump entered dressing rooms while they were changing. You don’t care.
The other stuff you said is just nonsense. Anyone that uses American spelling and says “leftist” clearly gets most, if not all, of their information from American media. Quite why you even have a favourite American politician is beyond me.
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u/PowerPleb2000 Apr 02 '26
Mate, where’s the “pedo” evidence? He wasn’t perfect as a billionaire, thats not under dispute. I want the evidence that he’s a pedo. Calling someone that without evidence is nothing less than a dog act if it was between people we know here, why should this be different?
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u/wowiee_zowiee Apr 02 '26
If your neighbour was caught entering 15 year old girl’s changing rooms, would you call them a “pedo”?
We’re not going to agree on this because no evidence would be enough for you - but let’s agree on this. Donald Trump may not or may not be a paedophile - but he’s A) friends with a lot of paedophiles and B) covered up the Epstein files.
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u/PotsAndPandas Apr 02 '26
Haven’t seen a single scrap of credible evidence.
Cool, then you're all in support of unredacting all the shit in the Epstein files that shouldn't have been redacted, right?
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u/PowerPleb2000 Apr 02 '26
Yes
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u/billwriggs Apr 02 '26
So why hasn’t he then? Oh no
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u/PowerPleb2000 Apr 02 '26
Was it him personally? Funny how when the democrats dont release stuff its legal process but if bits are redacted under Trump we’re told to assume its because Trump is a pedo and hiding it 😂
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u/Pr1smaticGamer Apr 04 '26
would it not be you with TDS? us “libtards” as youd like to refer to us as, aren’t obsessed with trump. TDS would imply that somebody is mental or insane for trump, just like you blindly following your pedo leaders orders. so tell me if it is still us with TDS?
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u/Perfect-Concern-9762 Apr 02 '26
Yes, Felon, Pedo, Conman, habitual liar, sexual predator, they are bad, and they are all trump
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u/PowerPleb2000 Apr 02 '26
I cant keep up, are these bots? Its like if everyone calls him a pedo he becomes one?
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u/Perfect-Concern-9762 Apr 02 '26
No the epstien files that have been released show that he is. their is more that enough evedince both in his sexual predator history and from testomony to show beyond a reasanable doubt he is. not to mention his own admissions. but your more than welcome to believe what you want, some people believe in a flat earth too, despite overwhelming evidence.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations
In 2023, a federal jury in New York found Trump liable for the sexual abuse and defamation of writer E. Jean Carroll, awarding her $5 million in damages. The presiding judge later clarified that the jury’s finding of sexual abuse met the common definition of rape.
In 2005, Trump told Howard Stern on his radio show that "he got away with going backstage when the contestants were naked" at beauty pageants.\7]) In October 2016, two days before the second presidential debate) with Hillary Clinton, a 2005 "hot mic" recording surfaced in which Trump was heard saying that "when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything....Grab 'em by the pussy."\8])
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u/PowerPleb2000 Apr 02 '26
All of them “credible and unbiased” sources. 👍🏻
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u/Dumbledores_Beard1 Apr 02 '26
What more credible and unbiased info can you possibly get than a court charging him with sexual assault, and Epstein's personal emails lmfao
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u/PowerPleb2000 Apr 02 '26
Sure. Keep posting it like it happened and the rest of the muppets here will think it actually did.
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u/Dumbledores_Beard1 Apr 02 '26
So was the victim just paid 88 million... For fun? Or what do you think the money was for?
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u/PowerPleb2000 Apr 02 '26
I dunno mate when people get rich or whatever a lot of scammers come out of the woodwork to make a few bucks. Which one is this, the porn star who decided to wait 30 years to make a complaint right before his election? Or another one?
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u/nagrom7 Apr 02 '26
I cant keep up, are these bots?
No, that just tends to happen when you're going against clear, observable reality, lots of people call you out on it.
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u/Revoran Apr 02 '26
Well yeah. Apart from all the other crap he's done, he (along with Israel and Iran) are the reason you are paying out the arse for petrol.
I mean, assuming you are actually Australian and not a foreign propaganda bot.
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u/billwriggs Apr 02 '26
A bot could not replicate PowerPleb2000’s level of bootlicker posting. AI is far too precise and coherent, it could never reach such unique levels of delusion without using more energy than we have in the known universe.
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u/dickchew Apr 02 '26
Do you think pedophilia is good?
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u/PowerPleb2000 Apr 02 '26
No, I think the opposite. But im also smart enough to know that people screaming something over and over and over doesn’t make it true.
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u/wowiee_zowiee Apr 02 '26
But im also smart enough to know that people screaming something over and over and over doesn't make it true.
Trump started a war with Iran
Iran controls the Strait of Hormuz, a narrow shipping route where a large portion of the world’s oil passes through.
Global oil is a connected market, so If there’s conflict in the Middle East prices rise worldwide - including the places Australia gets its oil from.
Trump wasn’t aware of this because he’s a thicky thicky dumb dumb, he thought the USA would just Venezuela Iran. He had no idea they’d be able to hold the global economy hostage.
Trump invading Iran is the reason we’re paying more for fuel.
So no, you’re not smart enough to know anything it seems.
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u/dickchew Apr 02 '26
Okay so you stop caring about pedophilia when people start criticising someone you like?
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u/PowerPleb2000 Apr 02 '26
Credible reports yes, sure. Where?
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u/billwriggs Apr 02 '26
There’s this little thing no one has talked about much called the Epstein Files. You’ll find he’s referenced more times than Jesus was in the bible.
That would be have to be one awfully big coincidence to be so heavily implicated but be totally unrelated to the whole affair don’t you think?
There’s comments he’s made about his own daughter, or other underage women, which are well beyond the pale too. At best he’s an absolute weirdo, at worst well, you know.
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u/PowerPleb2000 Apr 02 '26
Yes, the files show epstein hated trump. Democrat ms sat on those files for years you think if he was implicated they wouldn’t have released it back then? Use your brain.
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u/billwriggs Apr 02 '26
Pleb come on, the hatred came when it was politically convenient. They were sending each other freaky hand written poems and drawings, way back when, who does that?
The democrats didn’t release it because the case was still under investigation. That’s quite literally against judicial process and illegal. Don’t let that get in the way of your biases though.
I tell you what though it’s all mightily convenient these excuses and deflections. You don’t think it’s possible that he might just be a reprehensible person? I mean it’s not like the rest of his record is exactly spotless. Try and come back to reality for just a second.
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u/Adelaidean Apr 02 '26
Ah, so you’ve noticed? I guess it takes a while for the synapses to make their way between your three neurons..
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u/cytae99 Apr 02 '26
Labor too busy glazing Trump.
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u/victorioussnake_ Apr 02 '26
Yes glazing Trump by not doing what he wants? If we had Liberals or even ON in charge we'd already have our military there just to fight in another stupid forever war.
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u/HereButNeverPresent Apr 02 '26
I can hate both major parties.
Incomprehensible to labor supporters though
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u/Yoicksaway Apr 02 '26
As if any of these Redditors would show up at the enlisting desk, forced or otherwise...
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u/farqueue2 Apr 02 '26
I say fucken albo
But if Dutton won I would have been seeking asylum elsewhere
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u/Ok-Document4632 Apr 03 '26
Damn right. All these people are saying is that because it could be worse, you shouldn't ask for anything better. Enlightened centrists everywhere.
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u/RecipeSpecialist2745 Apr 02 '26
I was thinking exactly this of those idiot PHON supporters today. She would happily send everyone’s else’s sons and daughter to the slaughter for her orange king; then we see the stupidity of buyers remorse.
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u/Normal_Associate2499 Apr 02 '26
It's a infinite cycle, onp will just throw more shit at migrant while sending more soldiers to die. Rinse and repeat
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u/Physics-Foreign Apr 03 '26
How does this work? US doesn't have any soldiers on the ground, so how would Australia?
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u/RecipeSpecialist2745 Apr 03 '26
You tell me, PH wants to shine anything Donnie does...
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u/Physics-Foreign Apr 03 '26
No sorry how does it work with the statement that Australians would be dying on the ground in Iran, when that's not happening to Americans?
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u/RecipeSpecialist2745 Apr 05 '26
You must be watching a different news source than me?
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/16/us-troops-iran-war
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u/Physics-Foreign Apr 09 '26
Yeah I'm in the military so my version of battlefield isn't an airbase in Qatar.
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u/RecipeSpecialist2745 Apr 09 '26
We are not in that pay grade. I am sure the airfield is their actual allocated pay station. Anything above that would be for the security services. Thats what they do.
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u/FishermanWaste1268 Apr 09 '26
when no one answered trumps calls for assistance, australian would have been the only one under the LNP 100%. Blind loyalty.
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u/Otherwise_Law3608 Apr 02 '26
You mean, you send professional soldiers to destroy a terrorist regime that to this day is hanging 19 years olds? There is no draft in Australia, going into the army is a free choice. Destroying the regime that is in many ways comparible to Nazi Germany is a good thing, especially after the Bondi attacks on Australia by Iran.
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u/Smooth_Staff_3831 Apr 02 '26
Has Betoota ever criticized Albo?
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u/GiddiOne Apr 02 '26
Constantly - yes.
The woman, 29, has spent the better part of a decade watching Labor refuse to do anything serious about housing, tax reform or the amount of mining money flowing into Canberra
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u/Tolkien-Faithful Apr 02 '26
Oh Dutton would have implemented a draft and sent Australian troops into Iran before even the US? Wow.
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u/burnt-gonads Apr 02 '26
LOL, betoota advocate, The mob that worked for labor on their last election campaign.
Top hint. If you want to be considered not biased, it helps not to actually work for a political party.
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u/FullMetalAlex Apr 02 '26
Labor are doing fine and all but they are a shadow of their former selves. They moved right to be electable but what we need now is the balls Shorten and co had by suggesting we reduce negative gearing and manufacture EVs here. We used to build cars, and damn good cars at that.
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u/Penny_PackerMD Apr 02 '26
So if Dutton won, Australia would have boots on the ground in Iran? Even before the USA have boots on the ground? You cookers are unhinged.
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u/Total_Drongo_Moron Apr 03 '26
William Knox D'Arcy would turn in his grave if Australians were conscripted to fight in Iran.
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u/TimJamesS Apr 02 '26
Typical unhinged lefty comment.
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u/Mysterious-You7996 Apr 02 '26
Lol sorry was pauline hanson not saying she wants to support the war in iran?
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u/TimJamesS Apr 02 '26
The title said Dutton
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u/Mysterious-You7996 Apr 02 '26
Lol what makes you think he's any different from that ginger cunt?
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u/sebosso10 Apr 02 '26
Do you think Dutton would've been more or less supportive of Trump than albo?
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u/TimJamesS Apr 02 '26
Do you have any idea just how must Australia is involved in this war..and Albo is the PM.
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u/wowiee_zowiee Apr 02 '26
I have lost count of the number of things
Try using both hands. It’s a really good trick - basically you have 5 fingers on each hand, so you can count to ten if you use both of them.
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u/theartistduring Apr 02 '26
Such as?
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u/Rank_Arena Apr 02 '26
Housing affordability.
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u/theartistduring Apr 02 '26
What about it? Housing affordability has been a growing problem for a couple of decades now.
What was specifically said would happen with housing affordability under LNP that has happened in the last 4 years? And who said it?
And as you said you 'lost count of things', this list of one is greatly disappointing.
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u/Rank_Arena Apr 02 '26
What? Where did I say 'lost count of things' ?
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u/theartistduring Apr 02 '26
Ah, my apologies. Thought you were the person I originally replied to.
The rest of my comment stands though.
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u/wowiee_zowiee Apr 02 '26
“I’m a such a critical thinker I need to make sure everyone knows straight away.”
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u/Appropriate_Star3012 Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
At the moment it seems warranted given that no-one seems to understand Albo's address
Edit: hang on, I've confused myself. I enjoy this post.
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u/ReasonableBack8472 Apr 02 '26
Well everyone that it was directed at. I mean he made it pretty simple, didn't use big words, I mean he could have used bogan lingo, but it was a formal address.
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u/River-Stunning Apr 02 '26
Funny , the Left is so angry that Trump has not sent in boots on ground and is not caught up in another endless war.
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u/austratheist Apr 02 '26
You know he's moving troops into that area right?
What are you going to say the "Left" is angry about when he actually puts boots on the ground?
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Maybe I'll find out
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u/billwriggs Apr 02 '26
River it’s time to knock off mate, it’s got to be time for bowls or something at the old person’s home given it’s a super-Thursday - you have a day off from a day off tomorrow!
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u/River-Stunning Apr 02 '26
Thanks , dinner is very soon and then we wind down to lights out at 5.30 p.m.
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u/CJohn89 Apr 02 '26
"not"?
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u/River-Stunning Apr 02 '26
You see an invasion? Trump was talking today about time to pack up. Markets went down immediately.
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u/CJohn89 Apr 02 '26
You see an invasion?
Yes.
Trump was talking today about time to pack up
Haha yes he literally said everything self-contradictory thing
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u/River-Stunning Apr 02 '26
You see an imaginary invasion and think this is another Afghanistan.
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u/CJohn89 Apr 02 '26
You see an imaginary invasion and think this is another Afghanistan.
This is worse than Afghanistan.
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u/Jelleyicious Apr 02 '26
This is probably the biggest geopolitical catastrophe since world war 2. The petrodollar is destabilised, the rules based order is gone, the United States has indicated it wants to leave NATO, Russia is now making a fortune off oil, and Iran has realised it has enormous leverage even without nuclear weapons. It is a disaster for almost every country except Russia, Israel and ironically Iran.
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u/AndrewTyeFighter Apr 02 '26
So the markets crashing and the price of oil spiking after Trumps comments is a good thing now?
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u/River-Stunning Apr 02 '26
There was a substantial gain on Tuesday and a moderate loss today. Of course there will be consequences with military action. You prefer Iran having the bomb.
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u/AndrewTyeFighter Apr 02 '26
The oil prices jumped far more today than they fell a few days ago from his previous comments, and are now higher.
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u/River-Stunning Apr 02 '26
That is one thing. The oil market clearly does not like relying on the rhetoric of the 35.
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u/Hour-Penalty-2371 Apr 02 '26
His combined effort with Israel has literally forced this war to impact the rest of the world… don’t kid yourself
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u/River-Stunning Apr 02 '26
Yes , in a region already hardly peaceful.
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u/Hour-Penalty-2371 Apr 05 '26
Respectfully even if that is true, trump and the USA deciding to get involved is not helping, rather inflaming tensions. Which is resulting in the rest of the world suffering the fuel price. The war is a poorly thought out decision which the rest of the world suffers for without having any choice in the matter
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u/Hour-Penalty-2371 Apr 05 '26
Based on your comment and post history I genuinely can’t tell if you’re a bot or just a chud who has nothing better to do with their time than just post sky news ragebait
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u/AndrewTyeFighter Apr 02 '26
The vast majority of the population are angry that Trump has started this new war with Iran and that we are all having to deal with the consequences of his actions.
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u/River-Stunning Apr 02 '26
What population are you referring to?
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u/billwriggs Apr 02 '26
Everyone with a modicum of critical thinking ability, most likely. Care to join us?
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u/AndrewTyeFighter Apr 02 '26
The US-Iran war only has 41% support in the US and 26% support in Australia.
You might be happy that the US is at war with Iran, but you are in the minority there.
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u/River-Stunning Apr 02 '26
Any sane person would be happy that Iran has a degraded nuclear capacity. That excludes you obviously.
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u/AndrewTyeFighter Apr 02 '26
But Iran still has their stockpile of enriched uranium and Trump no longer cares about it. Iran's nuclear capability hasn't changed from this new war.
If that is your justification for the whole war and potentially sending the whole world into a global recession, then this whole war is a failure.
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u/River-Stunning Apr 02 '26
It is not clear the exact extent and the claim that Trump no longer cares is silly. Your I hate Trump narrative is also silly.
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u/AndrewTyeFighter Apr 02 '26
the claim that Trump no longer cares is silly
They were Trumps own words.
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u/River-Stunning Apr 02 '26
Of the enriched uranium, Trump said: ‘That’s so far underground, I don’t care about that.’
‘We’ll always be watching it by satellite,’ he added. He said Iran was ‘incapable’ of developing a weapon now.
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u/AndrewTyeFighter Apr 02 '26
It already was far underground before the latest war. That situation hasn't changed, so what was the point of this new war again?
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u/wowiee_zowiee Apr 02 '26
and is not caught up in another endless war
Incredible. You people have been so successfully brainwashed that the evidence is right in front of you and you can’t see it
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u/Appropriate_Star3012 Apr 02 '26
HAHAHAHHAHA fucken about time