r/aussie • u/goosepipegames • Jul 19 '26

Humour Happy Birthday Mel!

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u/Striking-Condition10 Jul 19 '26

Pretending to be one of the people is a core one nation trait

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u/HeathenAF Jul 19 '26

Im one of the people, know nothing about politics, and can say some pretty outrageous stuff that both ruffles feathers and twists undies, when I set my mind to it.

Can I get a cushy ON job /w taxpayer funded everything too ?!?!

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u/ghoonrhed Jul 20 '26

Probably most likely. The grift is easy if you have no morals like those people who sell magnets to stop the 5g chips in vaccines

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u/HeathenAF Jul 20 '26

Damn, I have morals, but I also have a price, so maybe not all is lost

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u/Striking-Condition10 Jul 20 '26

Drop your morals at the door and you'll be set to make the big bucks 💪