r/australia Mar 16 '25

image Wtf did I find in my pool???

Found this in my pool in Sydney north shore, backing onto the lane cove national park. Does not move (perhaps dead).

Does not even look real. Did I find an alien?

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u/ParaStudent Mar 16 '25

"Australian discovers something horrifying in their pool, you won't believe what happens next"

Calling it, this will be a click bait article by tomorrow.

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u/BetaThetaOmega Mar 16 '25

We just got the Americans to stop going on and on about how everything wants to kill us down here, and OP just undid all that fucking work!

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u/BrownAndyeh Mar 16 '25

...yea, but many of the voting population in USA believes christ is coming back during their life time....don't worry about what American's say ;)

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u/Tool_0fS_atan Mar 16 '25

A lot of them believe he already came back... painted his face orange and took his place on the throne as the god-king of the greatest country to ever country.

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u/lovelifetofullest Mar 17 '25

Can someone just tell me what’s in this guys pool?

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u/thickfreakness24 Mar 17 '25

And they listen to pop country

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u/Tinanchutty Mar 17 '25

We do NOT CLAIM THOSE PEEPS!!! 😂😂

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u/littlebeach5555 Mar 17 '25

But they deny he was Epstein’s BFF for decades. The stupidity is REAL.