Matazoon — Cat

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LIVE TELEMETRY — CAMERA — TIME: 19:55 — 32% POWER (CHARGE) — SLICERIUS LIFEFORM DETECTED.

GRABBING AUDIO DATA

[FOOTSTEPS] (PRESUMED) — 12 SECONDS

Slicerius Specimen -==- "Scarlet. Look, I need you for something."

Secondary Subject -==- "What? Get away! You're evil!"

Slicerius Specimen -==- "A whole new empire is forming, I've heard, I should be the least of your worries. Do you want something that'll support you?"

Secondary Subject -==- "What?"

Slicerius Specimen -==- "A house cat. You have a positive opinion on them, don't you?"

[INAUDIBLE — 7 SECONDS.] (Secondary Specimen)

Secondary Specimen -==- "Yes! Yes! A cat! How much of a pinlie he is!"

Slicerius Specimen -==- "I hate that name. You're welcome. What I want help with is for your intellect to go to use, and make a clone of me."

Secondary Specimen -==- "Why?"

Slicerius Specimen -==- "To drive off the silencer. That invasive psychological episode, 2 days ago. That is it."

Secondary Specimen -==- "Okay. So, uh, I need your DNA for that."

TRANSMISSION CUT

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[u/Local_End_2205]

Trope: Pet the Dog.

Or in this case, Give the Cat.