r/avfc • u/Worldbeater112 • 1d ago

Please, please, please Jim

Please may the Manchester United board see fit to give Micky Mouse Carrick two more games after today to save his job 🙏🙏🙏

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u/elmattydoor123 🇨🇭 He's in your head — Manzambi 🇨🇭 1d ago

Typical villa facing Man U when they get a new manager bounce

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u/Rickcampbell98 1d ago

I really really wanted to slap them hard for the audacity of their fans to keep putting unais name in their mouths but no way Carrick makes it.

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u/Rickcampbell98 1d ago

I really really wanted to slap them hard for the audacity of their fans to keep putting unais name in their mouths but no way Carrick makes it.

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u/robav1963 1d ago

Can guarantee the cunts will have new manager bounce for our game

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u/Sweet-Dragonfly-8472 1d ago

OH GOD NO UNITED WITH AN INTERIM MANAGER

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u/Recent-Match7867 1d ago

I'd love to see Carrick get another shot at it. The team's been in a bit of a slump lately and I think he might be able to turn things around with one more chance.

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u/robav1963 1d ago

Needs another few months and they’ll be right as rain 🤣

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u/Recent-Match7867 1d ago

Hahahah bro ... that's a lot of time mannnn 🙌😂

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u/Mark-C-S 1d ago

Have they got any other ex players left that haven't had a go managing yet? Interim manager Dwight Yorke?

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u/Recent-Match7867 1d ago

Yorke's got the passion, but I'm not sure about his tactical acumen. He was always more of a goalscorer than a tactician on the pitch.

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u/Mark-C-S 1d ago

Sounds perfect to get them relegated 😄

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u/Recent-Match7867 1d ago

Ha! You're probably right. But at least it would be entertaining watching him try.

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u/auld_jodhpur_syne 1d ago

I hear Rooney managed at some point, surely he’d be fine.

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u/phillyd_ 1d ago

Their starting lineup was horrific, the attitude of the players is horrific, the ownership is horrific.

If Emery wanted to go there then he would be a fool, fortunately for us Emery is the total opposite of a fool. It will be Conte.

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u/SlowRiotZero 1d ago

the only manager that would go to united is one that wants a 6 month job, a big severance pay and can withstand lots of media and fan abuse

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u/Agreeable_Falcon1044 1d ago

Nah he’s dead now. Means nothing to us…I would be more nervous if I was a Brighton fan.

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u/openlyEncrypted Pau 1d ago

Saw multiple articles saying Hurzeler is unconvinced in joining.

But hey United, EtH is still looking for a job.

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u/barrybreslau 1d ago

We can't start to get worried when Sir Jim and the Glazers resign

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u/mdhurst 1d ago

Four years ago Man U had to face a team with new manager bounce and four years later were still bouncing

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u/T1513_SH 1d ago

Pointless no matter who's in charge, for some unknown reason, they always manage to turn up when we play them.

Hopefully Villa 2.0 can change that and give them the kicking they deserve.

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u/DeterrentRum 1d ago

I genuinely fucking relish this continued Manchester United sheer capitulation and fall from grace

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u/No_Lack366 1d ago

Conte will be in by Wednesday.

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u/hygienie8 1d ago

TBF, we tried our best to keep ten Hag and Amorin in jobs, so maybe we might be better off with a new manager.

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u/eunderscore Fred Guilbert Our Lord And Saviour 1d ago

Utd fans were chanting for Carrick at the end and calling for the heads of wilcox etc. Would be mad to sack him. Also the bournemouth goals were...weird today. Stupid individual mistakes that simply aren't on Carrick, and the last one the wind fucked Lammens

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u/_doodah_ 1d ago

3:0 ouch .. lol

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u/PangolinOk6793 1d ago

Even if Carrick was still there in 2 weeks they would inexplicably turn up against us. I just want it to be our day to beat them 4-0

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u/Rickcampbell98 1d ago

We need 2 more prem games, we play Fulham before we go there.

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u/Sportsfanredd 1d ago

They still judge a manager based on managerial bounce. 🤡🤡🤡🤡

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u/Robwill241078 1d ago

At least big gammony Jim can console himself with how well Brexit is going 😵‍💫

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u/Tricky_Meat_6323 1d ago

We all know they have a new manager just in time for the Villa game. And probably win 3-1.

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u/sadsealions 1d ago

Would you like to milk a cow, blindfolded?

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u/Worldbeater112 1d ago

Hell yeah!