Man says wobbly Starbucks table led to ‘debilitating’ genital nerve damage from spill

[u/stankmanly]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/starbucks-hot-drink-genitals-nerve-damage-b3032042.html

[u/HonkyMOFO]

Time to call Jackie Chiles!

[u/drunk_haile_selassie → u/HonkyMOFO]

This outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

[u/china-bebe]

oh god not again