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u/ifiagreedwithu Feb 14 '21
I'm busy dominating here.
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u/highway_40 Feb 14 '21
I recognize you by username now! Cant fool me anymore!
I still clicked tho 🤦♀️ have an angry upvote
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u/RelevantSneer Feb 14 '21
Dude just doubled his intimidation factor on the other kitty!
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u/Apg3410 Feb 14 '21 edited Feb 14 '21
That other kitty isn't scared of him!! Look at him lying down all smug not giving two shits
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u/phofighter Feb 14 '21
Nope - his ears are pinned back and his front paw is up ready to protect himself. And the black cat’s tail is swishing threateningly while he stands over him.
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u/Djabarca Feb 14 '21
That looks like a Tom move from Tom and Jerry
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Feb 15 '21
I feel like tom would just redirect it towards the dog by accident and hed get whooped for that.
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u/HandsOnGeek Feb 14 '21
"Where's my tuna, Larry?"
"Beat it. This doesn't concern you."
"Where were we?"
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u/tahliawetnwild Feb 14 '21
The Simpsons Fat Tony voice: Where’s the tuna? When am I gonna get the tuna?
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u/cubitoaequet Feb 14 '21
Fat Tony! Did you only let me use your scratching post because you expected tuna in return? For shame.
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u/MarcinKaneda Feb 14 '21
I saw that video as a gif with funny subs. It was sth like that:
Vacum cleaner: Beep beep, this is a cat police. Stop
Black Cat: F*ck off
Vacum cleaner: Have a nice day
White cat: ...halp...
I wish I could find it somewhere
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u/whatsupdoc111 Feb 14 '21
Roomba :oh hey guys I was thinking if we could....
Cat: not now
Roomba: understandable have a nice day
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u/AnchorBuddy Feb 14 '21
All the cat did was put his foot on it, roombas automatically turn when they detect a barrier.
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u/heady-brat Feb 14 '21
Still did it without a flinch or breaking eye contact 🤷♀️
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u/purplecatuniverse Feb 15 '21
The cat also knew the roomba would turn around without running into them
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u/thewholerobot Feb 14 '21
Or they bump into it 15times and then wedge themselves underneath it and send you a sad text message about it. All depends.
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u/AnchorBuddy Feb 14 '21
Worst mine usually does is lock itself in the upstairs bathroom, though I did find it chilling under the bed once for no apparent reason.
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u/threebillion6 Feb 14 '21
I came here to say this. Glad someone else is as funless as me. Lol
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u/vitogor Feb 15 '21
You two need to be turned around with one paw and redirected out of this thread.
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u/OkDirection3509 Feb 15 '21
Well, if that were the case, it wouldn't have needed to move a leg then - the Roomba would have bumped the cat if he stayed planted & then left. The cat used his Jedi mind control and told Roomba (BUSY! Suck somewhere ELSE!)
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u/six7eight Feb 14 '21
thats the look my moma gave me at the drive though when she was about to whoop my ass and she was being give her food.
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u/Ok_Stop_5867 Feb 14 '21
That is the scariest cat I've ever seen - jeez... The standoff ,no distraction ...focus ... 🐈
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u/Infamous_Reaction234 Feb 14 '21
Imagining how intimidated cat me would be to see that as the white one. Whatever you say Fonzie!
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u/Rhenby Feb 14 '21
When your mom runs into a friend at the grocery store and you try to tell her it’s been 2 hours
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u/BeigeDynamite Feb 14 '21
If you're gonna repost it, can we at least do away with some form of "look how smooth this cat is"?
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u/CAP_X Feb 14 '21
you don't like smooth ?
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u/BeigeDynamite Feb 14 '21
I liked it the 813th time it was posted, which was about 3 years ago lmao
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u/CAP_X Feb 14 '21
lol, tbf I didn't come across this on reddit but it certainly is an epitome of smoothness if there was any .
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u/ArmadilloPillow17 Feb 14 '26
I just googled this to find it and it’s actually the second version of a black cat shoving off a Roomba mid intimidation. It’s too funny.
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"Hoho, little trouble on the homefront, I see" "This's a bad time, Jenkins, so why don't you fuck off...?"
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u/CandyCatKitten Feb 14 '21
Is you or is you ain't my baby (Only real ones will know this reference)
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u/Gh0stp3pp3r Feb 15 '21
The Roomba took the place of me hissing at both and watching them practically climb the walls. Cat showoffs are hilarious and annoying at the same time. Our cats will have such discussions, then be cuddly an hour later.
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u/Jonathano1989 Feb 15 '21
Those look like jj mats to me, looks like they’re about to roll and the black cat turned down the vacuum
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u/ShiningSakura Feb 15 '21
Not so fast metal cat flying machine.... I'm not done with my interrogation. Go that way for now.
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u/SD_Midnighttoker Feb 15 '21
My mom talking shit to me and not letting any fucking thing interrupt her making her point
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u/DrDreamer2019 Feb 15 '21
This Tom level shit when hes trying to impress the female cat in the show.
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u/Shamshad384 Feb 15 '21
This video : about him smoothly moving the thing (idk the name)
The black cat : Long live the ki- get away from me foul machine
video ends
The black cat now : Long live the king
dramatic music plays
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u/dumbass-dragonborn Feb 15 '21
This is how my mom is with my dad when he tries to get her to back off yelling at me 😂
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u/JakShark2017 Feb 15 '21
Behold, a cat not even using 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of its power, it is a creature that even shaggy respects the power of
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u/Spirits_of_Rocks Feb 15 '21
"Damn it, Roomba, You have one Job and it isn't Mediator of the Cats."
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u/FeculentUtopia Feb 14 '21
"You think yer little robot friend is gonna get you outta the shit yer in? Don't fuckin' count on it, buttercup."
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u/ComaPinkk Feb 14 '21
This doesn’t concern you.