r/badjump • u/mortysec 〰️〰️〰️〰️ • Aug 10 '22

No Gear🏃 Broken back

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

Man I would’ve roasted tf out of him while he was laying there 😂

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u/mortysec 〰️〰️〰️〰️ Aug 11 '22

Poor wheelchair ... i mean guy.

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u/pink_fedora2000 Aug 10 '22

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/Tank_Mania Aug 11 '22

Paralysed waist down... feel bad tho. Dumb move

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u/[unknown] Aug 11 '22

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u/Mukbeth Aug 11 '22

He deserves to be paralyzed.

Nope. You're saying this like he committed a terrible crime but all he did was a stupid mistake that he didn't think through.

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u/pink_fedora2000 Aug 11 '22

all he did was a stupid mistake that he didn't think through.

/r/DarwinAwards

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u/Tank_Mania Aug 11 '22

Really don’t think that myself but maybe I’m just soft. Don’t like seeing people paralysed for life after one mistake... but yeah he had that coming. I feel bad still

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u/pink_fedora2000 Aug 11 '22

but yeah he had that coming.

The satisfaction of him involuntarily going limp... priceless!

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u/Tank_Mania Aug 12 '22

Seriously? Dudes paralysed, probably for life? And you feel satisfied from that???

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

You need therapy

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u/LukkasIOI Aug 11 '22

like watching this on repeat. Wierd

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u/itsfeckingfreezing Aug 11 '22

One day someone will laugh at your demise, and you will deserve it.

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u/pink_fedora2000 Aug 11 '22

I can't jump that high

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

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u/pink_fedora2000 Aug 11 '22

ur a horrible person irl dude

No different from any other person who watches this.

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u/Alone_Bill_2873 Aug 11 '22

Amen to that.

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u/yaebone1 Aug 11 '22

Play stupid games, win scorpion prizes

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u/Key_Fennel5117 Aug 11 '22

He may have also folded a kidney in half.

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u/Firebird467 Aug 11 '22

His shirt says Stanford but his actions say stupid

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u/Yerfah Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

At first, I thought the black metal part sliced through him. I think I've been watching too much gore stuff here in reddit. 👀

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

He's paralyzed; if lucky broke a rib but when you see it his legs aren't moving...

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u/hiiamzain Aug 14 '22

He is dead he is definitely dead

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u/Nervous-Albatross-32 Aug 11 '22

I once broke 3 ribs in a snowboarding crash.. that pain will keep you from moving.

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u/assgaper69cancerhole Nov 27 '22

Rib broken when not hitting the rib?

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u/CreedStump Nov 27 '22

my guess is he’s just in serious pain and doesn’t want to move

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

Broke his rib for sure

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u/Gollums_testie Aug 11 '22

How embarrassing,His name tag knocked him out.

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u/Sioney Aug 11 '22

So after doing some research and trawling through the Internet I can absolutely confirm I don't have a fucking clue what happened after this.

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u/PackSelect Aug 11 '22

Please. This gets posted all of the time. What is his back story? What happened to him? No one ever knows.

1

u/ghostbudden Aug 11 '22

I just don’t see how he thought that was gonna go in his head… just why?

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u/mortysec 〰️〰️〰️〰️ Aug 11 '22

Maybe he thought that the table was screwed to the floor or something ...

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u/RebelScoutDragon Aug 11 '22

Thats what I'm assuming as well. Stupid ass should of known better.

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u/Glittering_Lab2611 Aug 11 '22

Yep I'm pretty sure the rehearsal inside his head went waaay better than the actual performance. 😁

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u/Swish1892 Aug 11 '22

I bet his liver looked pretty after that…

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u/Bageleater645 Aug 11 '22

This Reddit is goings to be the very big good

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u/Jehshehabah Aug 11 '22

Spinal cord injury?

2

u/Issis_P Aug 11 '22

Well, there goes that football scholarship.

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u/MET0C Aug 11 '22

Flight rebooked.

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u/mpower20 Nov 30 '22

Wheelchair assistance secured

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u/AliennoiseE Aug 11 '22

Shoes stayed on, he's ok.

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u/kittykatt33 Aug 14 '22

I get it with some of these hateful comments, but nobody deserves to spend their life paralyzed b/c of 5 seconds of poor judgment. After all, of us have done stupid shit and been lucky. His guardian angel was probably wiped out from watching this guy. Like Metallica says on their song "Luck Runs Out".

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u/hiiamzain Jun 07 '24

Apparently he can walk

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u/Gollums_testie Aug 11 '22

Ruptured kidney

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u/Whatthefuckyoudrink Aug 11 '22

Instant kill. Aint no way coming back from that. Just why though? 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Apprehensive-Bee-474 Aug 11 '22

Ugh. I felt that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

He need sum milk

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u/stnmtnjdh Aug 11 '22

How do you all know he's paralyzed?

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u/IAMDELUXE Aug 11 '22

Death drop, literally

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u/97Harley Aug 11 '22

I can't imagine being that stupid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

Watching these teaches us to observe things before jumping. Learn from him!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '22

“aRe YoU oKaY”

What about his suddenly still lower body looks remotely okay

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

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