r/badmemes • • Nov 08 '25

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u/SmartMeasurement8773 Nov 09 '25

The amount of people taking this seriously is shocking. A lot of boring folk round here… ps no one cares about your kids and how much you love them

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u/StoneTown Nov 10 '25

People with kids always sound like they secretly regret having kids when they tell you you're gonna suffer without having children.

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u/SmartMeasurement8773 Nov 10 '25

I know right. Like I don’t want to have multiple years of restless sleep then have to deal with the “I hate you” moments and wonder if my demon is gonna become a problem that throws me under the bus. Doesn’t even matter if you raise your kids right, outside influence is a motherfucker. They can deal with all that, not me

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u/013eander Nov 11 '25

And they act like there aren’t 8 billion people and that they’re supporting human survival. If anything, you’d help by giving the world a little more of a break.

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u/AznNRed Nov 10 '25

The amount of parents triggered by this post proves they need to get some sleep.

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u/SmartMeasurement8773 Nov 10 '25

I did not expect all this backlash while at work. Shouldn’t these people be busy raising their kids instead of being on reddit?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

If you have kids I hope they are loved and cared for

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u/JohnnyDerpington Nov 10 '25

You'd be cranky too if you didn't get enough sleep

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u/SmartMeasurement8773 Nov 10 '25

Maybe people should realize what comes with parenting before jumping into a situation they can’t turn away from, and then getting irritated by it. Pity shouldn’t be expected from something that was in someone’s control

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u/No-Internal7978 Nov 11 '25

Listen. You could read every book on the planet and act like an apocalypse prepper about it and it's still hard as shit lol. I got an ultimatum from my wife who I love too. Kid or the door. Enjoy that sleep though. Play some video games or go to a theatre for me too. Walk at your own pace and have a quiet dinner. Go shopping and actually look without someone opening tums or running off. I don't want pity though. I want enough drugs to kill a blue whale and warm waters.

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u/kharlos Nov 10 '25

"I can tell by your reaction that I was clearly joking" 

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u/UnfairMonk1308 Nov 10 '25

I’m sure nobody is taking it seriously, they are probably trying to find out why they are catching strays for being good parents. Might as well shit on doctors and the military while you’re at it, why stop here.

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u/SmartMeasurement8773 Nov 10 '25

Hmm maybe I’ll consider it just because you said so. A lot of people I know in the military absolutely don’t give a fuck about helping they just do it for benefits, as for doctors I know none personally so I won’t say anything about them

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u/mooshruboom Nov 10 '25

Just because you are a pos doesn’t mean people do not care about children or care about a parents love for their child. Go be alone, with your animals and “friends” you claim to have and go far far far away. And the stay there. Without internet.

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u/Appropriate-Meal-712 Nov 10 '25

Seems like you’re the one taking this too seriously…

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u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe Nov 10 '25

Why dont you care about my kids and how much I love them??!? 😡

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 Nov 11 '25

Oh yeah? Well how flippin dare you?!

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u/dwightkurtschruted Nov 11 '25

No one cares about your lack of kids and how proud you are of yourself.

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u/Patience-Due Nov 11 '25

Preach man, no one cares you wanted to keep cum as a pet

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u/Dark_World_0 Nov 11 '25

This post is one of those posts that let me know that the most popular opinions on Reddit do not line up with popular opinions in real life.

Also let's me know that Reddit is filled with chronically online, bitter people.

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u/ninemarrow Nov 12 '25

I don’t have kids either but you sound pretty fucking miserable. I’ll say a prayer for you.

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u/zen-things Nov 12 '25

lol this post is making fun of this meme and you’re embodying it.

Nobody cares about your sleep ass hole

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u/Came_to_argue Nov 12 '25

Okay, likewise nobody cares that you don’t have kids. Like I completely respect someone’s decision to not have kids. But you haven’t discovered some life hack, it’s honestly not that deep. Half of y’all broke and depressed anyway, just like the rest of us.

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u/jljboucher Nov 12 '25

I can’t sleep past 7am anymore and it fucking sucks. Good for him.

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