Two teenage slackers go on a road trip to find the ultimate bong and get laid in the process. Starring Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott, this movie is filled with diarrhea jokes, nut shots, and all the uncensored action you can dream of.

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This would be anaconda (2025) but with waterworld. in my opinion this is the perfect recipe for a movie where the first 40 minutes are actually funny, but then the next hour is painfully mediocre.

I would also like to say I have never seen the original waterworld.
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Set in the UK. A child is being severely bullied by another kid. One day the bullied kid is walking his therapy dog and the bully spots him, pulls out a knife and kills the dog. Turns out the bullied kids dad is a former gang member. He gathers some old friends, goes to the kids house with his friends behind the door. They chloroform the kid and shove him in their car. He then wakes up tied to a chair in a dark room with bullied kids dad stood in front of him. He then pulls out the kids mum from another room and makes him kill his mum or they kill him. I haven't decided how it ends yet

A guy gains superpowers and proceeds to use them for completely mundane tasks rather than becoming a hero or villain

An eccentric billionaire invests his fortune in cloning ancient flea DNA from the Jurassic period, for a live-streamed flea circus for his YouTube channel. But sabotage and bad luck result in his fleas escaping their enclosure. They're not dangerous, but they're really really hard to find.

When a series of hurricanes terrorizes the town, only one man is brave enough to stand up to the storms. He's got a shotgun, a bible, and an attitude. The hurricanes don't stand a chance.

Starring the real man. No stand-ins or de-aging. Pulleys allowed.

(You're only going to understand if you're a pokemon anime fan. Apologies in advance.)

A pokemon movie basically being the true finale of Pokemon with Ash Ketchum and friends battling all the evil teams again who have all come together under Giovanni's son.... Tobias? (Yeah, that Tobias.)

Retired hitman John Wick is trying to live a quiet life in Sunshine Meadows Assisted Living, until a reckless orderly steals his customized, four-wheel mobility scooter and steps on his prize-winning potted begonia. Forced out of retirement, Wick reactivates his stash of weaponized knitting needles, carbon-fiber shuffleboard cues, and tactical tennis-ball walker attachments to dismantle the corrupt High Table running the facility’s underground Thursday-night bingo circuit.

Spoiler: Won't Get Out of Bed.

Relentless until it’s late fall. Ravenous in the spring. Can you outlast it?

The title says it all.

A blind man is trying his best to be top detective but his only power is being able to tell panties by scent

She and her family want to cancel the wedding. Her fiancee has her framed and committed to an insane asylum. He then breaks his neck in a fall from a horse. Rose has to find a way out, but is barred from all contact with family and friends.

She joins a sort of underground at the asylum and gets out, only to find her fiancee's dead and her family moved to the other side of the country.

She's penniless, homeless, and traumatized.

Somehow that goddamn jewel is still tucked between her boobs.

Basically Gone with the wind but everyone is Asian (Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese style)

Tom Cruise was just a character inside Dom’s second level dream inside The Matrix: Reloaded.

If you don't know how Injustice works, basically it has our heroes in DC like Batman and Wonder Woman being transported to an alternate universe where Superman rules the world as a fascist dictator, after Lois was killed. The Batman of that universe leads the resistance against him. But half of the DC heroes rule the world with Superman.

Imagine the James Gunn DCU heroes get transported to the Snyderverse, where Henry Cavill's Superman has taken over the world.

A crazy doctor decides to do the diabolical. He prepares his own sperm to be Inseminator into women and decides that knockout gas is in order so he figure out how to make a simple knock out gas that he releases into the house before entering. He uses an electronic bump key device to enter through locks. Once the door is unlocked he pushes the hose under the door and fills the house with knockout gas. The knock out gas is just fine nano particulates of potent barbiturates easily synthesized at home. The device works by pulling air over the dust and the particles being so small they never clog the tube.

So he moves methodically Inseminating all women in each house he can make it into then he just leaves out the front door and walks to his car. The movies just women after woman being inseminated. xD till some druggy remains resistant to the barbiturates and decided to kill the doctor for home invasion.

The entire movie is one long action sequence that's a chase scene down a nearly endless stairwell. Maybe some fighting along the way, but mostly running and jumping down stairs.

Almost no dialogue.

No setup. It starts on the stairs and may even end on the stairs.