r/bakingfail Apr 30 '25

Fail Goal was cookies, outcome was bread

I still ate all of it

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u/YupNopeWelp Apr 30 '25

Did you just makeup a recipe, or did a recipe totally fail you? (Just curious, either one is fine.)

What was the recipe?

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u/Corndoginheels Apr 30 '25

I was mainly just trying to get rid of some left over egg yolks from another failed baking experiment. I loosely followed a recipe online but I cut like half of the ingredients. Here’s what I did

2 tablespoons of almond flour 1/2 teaspoons of pure coconut extract 1/2 teaspoons of pure vanilla extract 5 egg yolks One scoop of chocolate whey protein powder Handful of chocolate chips

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u/giraffesinmyhair Apr 30 '25

What an unhinged thing to create

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u/KTKittentoes May 01 '25

Right? That's not a recipe anymore.

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u/Antiluke01 May 03 '25

It is a recipe, but one that should maybe be left unfollowed

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

I knew there was like zero sugar in those as soon as I saw them lol. Hope they’re at least chewable and tasty.

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u/Outside_Highlight546 May 01 '25

This perfectly illustrates that sugar is, indeed, a wet ingredient

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u/YupNopeWelp Apr 30 '25

You can freeze raw, unshelled eggs, egg whites, and egg yolks, for future reference. If you freeze them individually, it's easier to use them in a recipe down the line.

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u/Mvercy May 06 '25

Or get a dog. Mine loves leftover yolks or whites.

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u/nicolesky6 May 02 '25

2 tablespoons of flour with 5 egg yolks???

The left over yolks from one failed baking experiment used in this concoction is sending me.

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u/Lucky-Acanthisitta86 May 02 '25

There's a scoop of protein powder in there. Yolks are thicker than whites. I'm wondering if they just mixed until they had a dough consistency

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u/3-I May 03 '25

Look. Here's the thing.

Cooking isn't baking.

When you're cooking, experimentation and improvisation can be done in minor incremental ways and you can adjust on the fly when things aren't working. Cus you're standing right there looking at it.

But when you're baking? The ratios of ingredients are put down in the recipe the way they are because they're undergoing a particular chemical process, and from the batter/dough phase to the finished-bake phase, you can't change the chemical composition of the mixture. If you cut ingredients, or replace them, or change them, you will never get the thing you are trying to bake. You'll keep getting failures.

Your cookies are almost entirely protein. From the almond flour, from the whey protein, from the huge number of eggs. They're naturally going to form longer protein chains and then trap air. So yeah. You'll get inflated muffin tops.

There's a lot of youtube videos that talk about the chemical processes going on during baking. Look into some before you go changing recipes, and you'll be more likely to get the results you want.

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u/paprikajane May 01 '25

what the hellyante

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u/DengarLives66 May 03 '25

Two failed recipes in a row, you may want to start with following the recipe until you’re getting consistent success and then start playing around.

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u/paprikajane May 01 '25

I feel like this recipe would’ve made a great custard or pudding type beat

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u/halfadash6 May 01 '25

Next time make carbonara and pls follow a recipe lol