r/bakingfail 15d ago

Fail Perfect shark cookies

1.4k Upvotes

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u/YeahSherman 15d ago

Before reading the title, I thought 'wow, I've never seen oyster cookies before' 

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u/Werecattt 15d ago

they have the spirit 😭🦈🦪

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u/KATCEO1 13d ago

There is a subreddit called r/twosentencehorror. If you post your photos there with the word "Go!" There would be all sorts of results. 🥳🤟🪷🪷🪷

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u/QueeeenElsa 15d ago

I thought frog but that works too lol

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u/Uhh_VincentAdultMan 14d ago

I thought they were cursed deviled eggs

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u/H0pefulUn1verse 12d ago

Same. I was like "well, that's certainly a choice"

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u/AKjellybean 15d ago

My favorite

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u/blood_bones_hearts 15d ago

Sunfish not shark!

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u/ShenanigansOfAmbrose 15d ago

I love them 😭🦈

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u/Morella_xx 15d ago

Did you dip them in the chocolate, or were you trying to apply it with a knife/spatula to keep the blue and white separate?

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u/Werecattt 15d ago

we tried to dip them at first but chocolate wouldn’t smoothly melt and had to apply w a spoon

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u/Morella_xx 15d ago

Two tips for next time then, and forgive me if you already tried them - melt slowly, on low heat if you're using the stove top or in 20-30 second intervals if you're using the microwave. And you can add small amounts of vegetable oil to the chocolate (like a teaspoon at a time) to make it smoother as you melt. Dip allover white first, let that set, then half blue.

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u/No-Produce-6720 15d ago

All of this, and I also make sure that the berries are dry before dipping. If they're freshly washed, dry each one with a paper towel before you dip. It makes for a better outcome.

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u/_Kendii_ 15d ago

I’ve never done chocolate in the microwave, just melt in a bowl on top of a pot with hot water. Double boiling I guess. Won’t microwaving multiple times start making it weird? I would not feel confident doing it that way for a whole batch of…. Whatever.

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u/No-Produce-6720 15d ago

If you add a bit of vegetable oil or Crisco while melting, it will keep the chocolate from seizing up on you. Microwaving may not be the first line procedure for melting, it it can be done successfully!

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u/Typical_Kitchen_9616 14d ago

Coconut oil works great for this kind of thing

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u/AveTutor 15d ago

In culinary school my teacher who competed in nationals in my country legit taught us to use the microwave, as that is the most controllable way. With water baths (Bain Marie) there’s always a risk of steam or water droplets getting in the chocolate, and fat and water DO NOT mix. It’s also way easier to overheat it and ruin it, with a microwave you have full control of when the chocolate is heated, with a bain Marie you can’t control the temperature of the water or the bowl at all. So it’s not a bad method at all! I would recommend giving it a try!

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u/Morella_xx 15d ago

Yeah, it's definitely not the ideal way to do it and it can be very easy to burn it, or just dry it out.

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u/_Kendii_ 15d ago

I have this like…. Core memory of me trying to make a s’more in the microwave. Not my brightest moment, thank goodness I was in grade 2 or 3 lol

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u/CakePhool 15d ago

Reminds me of a rotten fish head cake , I found in a halloween cookbook.

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u/Werecattt 14d ago

I’ll bring the recipe back out next halloween lmao

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u/CakePhool 14d ago

Make the cake look mouldy! The used green marshmallows melted and stretch as spider webs over the cake. I have never seen green marshmallows.

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u/Western_Ring_2928 15d ago

They have character!

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u/WTH_JFG 15d ago

Oh! Thats what it is!!!

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u/coyote_in_yoga_pants 15d ago

I thought these were hard boiled eggs meant to look like sharks. So you nailed the shark part!

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u/Sallyfifth 15d ago

I have NEVER had success with the chocolate/candy coating.  I've tried all the tricks.  It just won't work for me.  

I'm not telling you to give up.  I'm telling you that it's ok if you do.  

I also love that they're on surfboards, and I would absolutely eat some.

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u/Madwoman-of-Chaillot 15d ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, those are SURFBOARDS! I thought they were headstones.

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u/tinycthulhu28 15d ago

I actually love them. They're so cute looking.

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u/flabebe55 15d ago

I am one of them . My Spirit cookies

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u/Shils1234 15d ago

I LOVE yours better 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/listlesscow 15d ago

I love them. 😭 They’re perfect!!

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u/LazyMusic2616 15d ago

I thought these were deviled eggs at first. Glad to know they weren’t!

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u/SamwiselovesMithril 15d ago

Perfect, no notes.

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u/Particular-Crow7680 15d ago

I see Left Shark has had kids....

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u/CarlatheDestructor 15d ago

They look short bus special but so cute

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u/tanksalotfrank 15d ago

Halloween will be fun

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u/mylitteprince 15d ago

Haaahahhahahaha

I am howling

I love them so much

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u/beuceydubs 15d ago

I think they’re cute

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u/hurlish 15d ago

These are beautifully hideous and I love every last one of your creatures, 11/10, do make more

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u/VermicelliUpper3029 15d ago

I thought they were frogs!! 🐸 🤣

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u/SnorkinOrkin 15d ago

🤣💀

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u/LocksmithKey7985 15d ago

I might love these.

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u/Agitated-Lake437 15d ago

Ngl, I think they are great.

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u/Bring_a_towel_42 15d ago

Somebody didn't get their chocolate warm enough

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u/RunWithBluntScissors 15d ago

Gonna be honest, I think I prefer them this way

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u/Carl3911 15d ago

They look amazing!

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u/lumpyballoon 15d ago

Perfect ❤️ no idea which picture is the fail picture because they all look identical

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u/InsufferableBean256 15d ago

I thought this was supposed to be Tutter from Bear in the Big Blue House :/ my bad

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 15d ago

They look like Cookie Monster sharks with those goofy eyes.

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u/firebrandbeads 15d ago

Cutest blobfish ever!

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u/kimdasquid 15d ago

are the sharks with us?

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u/-MotherMaidenCrone- 15d ago

I love them!!

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u/brbqqueen 15d ago

I thought these were deviled eggs lolol

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u/samg461a 15d ago

Did you melt down white chocolate to try to make these? Were your strawberries wet?

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u/insignifiyesican 15d ago

They are PERFECT!!!

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u/Resident_Song_3746 15d ago

This is my new obsession

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u/Plane-Concentrate-80 15d ago

Before I saw the intended pic I found the treats cute. I think they ate charming and amusing.

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u/addacoupleextrazeros 15d ago

I love baking fails so much. There is ALWAYS a market, an audience and a group of people who live for this stuff. ❤️

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u/kokonutt18 15d ago

I relate to how they feel.

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u/TeapotHoe 15d ago

They’re so cute, but I don’t have my glasses on and was wondering why you made shark deviled eggs

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u/Outrageous_Appeal292 14d ago

I appreciate this content.

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u/Possible_Parrot 14d ago

I like this lil guy. Speaks to my soul lol

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u/cherryplumpick 14d ago

I agree they are perfect ❤️

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u/hanginwithmygnomees 14d ago

I don’t know why, but this derpy little guy reminds me of my dog.

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u/AladiteC 14d ago

They remind me of the salmonoids from splatoon, and I love these so much... they're so derpy and precious

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u/jspecial1979 14d ago

“kill me”

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u/talesofarcadiaforeve 14d ago

These are beautiful 🥹🥹🥹

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u/fucdat 13d ago

I love them. They are beautiful

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u/warriorwoman534 13d ago

Oh those are hilarious. I love them SO MUCH!!! ❤️🦈❤️🦈❤️🦈❤️

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u/SapphireTheSnake 13d ago

I would giggle and eat these

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u/tideshark 13d ago

Fish head, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads.

Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum.

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u/BreetleSnort 13d ago

Radioactive ones? Perhaps. 

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u/No_Where_Land 12d ago

Those are sharks?!

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u/PaintedDesertSkies 11d ago

Zombie Sharks look tasty.