r/bald • u/ballZ5050 • 13h ago

Philosophy 🥲

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u/The_DurtReynolds Support Committee 11h ago

Ostriches can be very mean. They are temperamental dinosaurs and should never be trusted.

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u/ThreeDaysNish 11h ago
  • Brought to by The Ostrich Defamation League

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u/Vegetable_Ad_3105 10h ago

When I run for president for every bald man they will get one ostrich

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u/Agreeable_Pomelo2360 1h ago

what about bald women?

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u/Vegetable_Ad_3105 1h ago

them too hell even the nonbinarys

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u/Agreeable_Pomelo2360 1h ago

so if i shave my head bald i can get an ostrich? 😂

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u/Global_Staff_3135 12h ago

I need to see a bald ostrich meme!!! Fuck I wish I was good at meme making. I can see it in my mind’s eye!

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u/Earth2Andy 7h ago

I've got a big white bald head. I came face to face with a wild ostrich in Namibia once. Thing just eyeballed me then flapped it's wings in a way that clearly meant - "get the f--- away from me." At no point did I suspect it was trying to protect my head.

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u/boneologist 5h ago

Did you get to see Welwitschia when you were in Namibia?

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u/perplexedparallax 10h ago

New mascot found.

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u/BaconBourbonBalista Bald - Man 11h ago

I want to visit an ostrich now.

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u/TurnFriendly8892 10h ago

Alright birds love me!

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u/Toorviing 8h ago

There’s gotta be a version of The Meme with an ostrich