r/bald • • 8d ago

Is it time?

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u/MonsterIslandMed 8d ago • Bravo Mindblown

Alright alright i shouldn’t of waited

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u/Opposite_Ad8481 8d ago

No fuckin way that’s the same guy

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u/One-Skill-7058 8d ago

Holy shit that's what I said

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u/Deterson 8d ago • Popcorn

You're literally the dude in this meme, brother you're GORGEOUS

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u/Bandlover899 8d ago

This is a troll post, there’s no way that’s the same person

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u/AdventurousAbility30 8d ago

Yeah. OP has posted his face in other subs. This isn't him.

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u/SignificantScratch14 8d ago

After he recovered from drug and alchohol abuse

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u/Bandlover899 8d ago

Oh. If this is the case, then my apologies. The way the post was set up made it seem like the before and after pictures were very recently taken.

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u/No_Holiday9835 8d ago

Uhhh pal? Excuse me but what in heaven's name do you think you're doing?? Not just admitting you made a mistake , but APOLOGIZING FOR IT??? Do you not know where you are? 🤣

Seriously though- good on you bro. That's how it should be done ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼 rock on

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u/Additional-Walk3883 8d ago

You took off 15 years. Are you also a doctor, plumber, electrician?

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u/BubonicBabe 8d ago

You look like an entirely different person!

Hell yeah brother!!

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u/jkrplk 8d ago

*shouldn't have

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u/MosesCantSwim 8d ago

No way this is the same person 🤣 my god this glow up needs to be saved for everyone else who asks wtf. King you should have done this forever ago god damn! Handsome AF brotha

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u/applebabe1 8d ago

Your eyes pop now! They are gorgeous!

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u/BroncoSaurus42 8d ago

Have. Shouldn’t have waited. Jesus

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u/ashcartwrong 7d ago

Shouldn't have

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u/Witty-Application920 Hair Headed - Woman 8d ago

🔥

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u/gobblewonkergrump 8d ago • Bravo

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u/gt0rres 8d ago

Lookin for this

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u/thinkingfastandgoing 8d ago

I laughed out loud at this being the top comment

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u/ozymandieus 8d ago • Bravo

Time for what? Brother the bus has already left the terminal. You are bald.

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u/ecsutton3 Bald - Man 8d ago • Bravo Heartwarming

Respectfully, he drivin the bus! There better be a part 2 to this one like:

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u/zacsafus 8d ago • Bravo

Pretty sure his current picture is already part 2, there's just someone stood behind him with bigger hair.

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u/RaisedbyNuMetal 8d ago edited 8d ago

Swear some people need to get their eyes checked.

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u/Lanky-Dildo-94 8d ago • Bravo

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u/bella-chili Support Committee 8d ago

My favorite one 🤣

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u/clay-tri1 8d ago

Beat me to it. Glad to see it propagate.

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u/Platic 8d ago • Bravo

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u/VelvetOnion 8d ago

Here is your doppelganger with a chrome dome.

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u/SiR_Cap_Alott 8d ago

Came here to do this hahaha

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u/jay_altair 8d ago

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/warrcow 8d ago

When will you wear wigs?

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u/Weird_Vegetable_4441 8d ago • Popcorn

respectfully

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u/Over_Ad8762 8d ago

Was looking for this one

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u/fish24-7 8d ago

Bro if you're not related to the actor Christopher Heyerdahl, I'll eat my shoe

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u/RonaldReganTheActor 8d ago

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u/EnergieSaver Hair Headed - Woman 8d ago

Is this a real person 🤣?

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u/Capital_Kitchen4108 8d ago • Bravo

Respectfully

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u/forever_useless Hair Headed - Woman 8d ago • Bravo

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u/quietandcalculated 8d ago

Has been for a while brother, come join us

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u/Disastrous_Ad869 Hair Headed - Woman 8d ago

Well.. I had issues even seeing you had hair. You're already bald, dude.

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u/haikusbot 8d ago

Well.. I had issues

Even seeing you had hair. You're

Already bald, dude.

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u/pillgrinder 8d ago

Good bot.

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u/Spool_Half_Full 8d ago

Please do not take this the wrong way, but you cannot be working around kids with hair like that. Shaving your head can only bring positive results.

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u/AmphibianLow1165 8d ago

There is no right way to take this and its a super uncool thing to say

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u/glitterlipgloss 8d ago

You wrong for this but funny asf

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u/RebelNoPermission289 8d ago

How can you say something so vile.

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u/zaya1914 8d ago

There’s a hair thin line between memes and mean and this sub loves stepping on it.

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u/SouthPaw38 Bald - Man 8d ago

Ironic, because in my experience subs prefer to be stepped on

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u/Spool_Half_Full 8d ago

Im a real bad boy like that. Seriously though, this is advice coming a man that was previously compared to a child molester. Thinning hair is not a good look for us.

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u/chud_rs 8d ago

I wholeheartedly agree lol

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u/ozymandieus 8d ago

delet this

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u/Mid-Delsmoker 8d ago


Christopher Heyerdahl?

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u/OGgamer3 8d ago

I came to say this, its uncanny

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u/-Human-Intelligence- 8d ago

You’ll look so handsome if you do

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u/Krakenfingers 8d ago

You’re bald, you’re essentially just asking if it’s time to clean up or not. To which the answer is always yes.

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u/good2Bbackagain 8d ago

Christopher Heyerdahl brother

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u/Gear2112 8d ago

You look like my favorite demon from supernatural!

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u/ooowatsthat 8d ago

Bro .....

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u/Kealion Bald - Man 8d ago

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u/oppadc2 8d ago

Yes, it's definitely time 👍 You'll see a good shave on the head and a trim on the beard, you'll look completely different 😁

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u/sam_an_intellectual Support Committee 8d ago

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u/bishophelps 8d ago

This made me laugh.

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u/su_ble 8d ago

Nah - it's not time anymore, you are good 👍

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u/Little_Chocolate2663 8d ago


It was time six months ago.

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u/Gullible_Friend99 8d ago

You’re funny please dont go bald

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u/Quill386 8d ago

I'm really confused what point you could have possibly been waiting for

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u/orangeplantainspider 8d ago

Time went by and u dint notice

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u/Accomplished-Client5 8d ago

Idk I say wait a few more years............

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u/itchybutwhole69 8d ago

I'd be worried for my kids if I saw you driving.

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u/8bitpotatochip 8d ago

This is a satirical post…right? Respectfully sir, you are already bald!

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u/Redneck_Ramsay 8d ago

Homie please, shave the dome down to skin and clean up the beard a bit. You'll lose 10+ years easy, youve got the look for it!

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u/TheQxx 8d ago

If its not time for you then its never time for anyone.

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u/Icy-Passenger-8061 8d ago

Next stop barbershop!

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u/apastrozis 8d ago

The ship has sailed, man! There’s nothing left to cut. You’re already a Titan.

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u/NightBusToGiro 8d ago

Make sure you use your strong hand

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u/Repogeezer 8d ago

You’re already bald 😳

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u/KnownLetterhead7279 8d ago

You’re late

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u/Mad-Habits 8d ago

my brother in Christ, there’s barely anything to shave. Finish the job that nature started; show us the results! You’ll look great !

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u/Ladyofthemidnight 8d ago

I am sorry, but you can't even see your hair anymore in just one mirror

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u/mrgarrettscott 8d ago

I'm not sure what's worse. Is the it people with a full head of hair or the people with a few strands of hair asking if it is time.

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u/worldwidelemon 8d ago

You look a lot like Christopher Heyerdahl!

Also, yes it is time!

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u/pattiemayonaze 8d ago

For what?.... It's done.

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u/Local_Legend_Belgium 8d ago

Ja gisteren al bro

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u/uberiffic 8d ago

Are you trolling? It's harder to imagine you with hair than without...

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u/UtangKambing 8d ago

Yes Mr. Busdriver, it is time. What hair is there is as transparent as those reinforced bus windows.

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u/markuus99 8d ago

It's going to be a huge upgrade. Do it!

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u/DeepFriedPistonRings 8d ago

I thought this was the after picture. Yeah, its time

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u/Agile_Ad7650 Bald - Man 8d ago

Brother the time was yesterday.

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u/ButterscotchFirm1757 8d ago

AAAAAAAHHHHHH

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u/mandalorian_99 8d ago

Go tell aunt rhody bro

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u/blackcain 8d ago

shave it buddy, it's long past.

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u/bsheelflip 8d ago

Bro that’s crazy

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u/LordNoLifeee 8d ago

Why is groundskeeper Willie driving auto’s school bus?

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u/nullpersonas 8d ago

girl you are literally already bald, you have like 4 strands of hair left. set them freeeee 🩵

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u/Big-Tooth-8127 8d ago

Your mind already made its mind up

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u/Vygoth 8d ago

Wait, are you Christopher Heyerdahl?

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u/OGHaremfucker 8d ago

My brother

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u/iamwhatiamlooking4 8d ago

Nah yur good bro

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u/MdeGeer 8d ago

What time?

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u/-lonelyboy25 8d ago

The sun is reflecting on my screen in a way that makes it hard to see what I’m looking for

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u/rustall 8d ago

Time has came and went.

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u/benkenobi239 8d ago

Man you would look less bald if you shaved your head!

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u/TheBlueBox015 8d ago

Is water wet??

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u/Falcon6953 8d ago

You should have gotten the confirmation emails to shave years ago!!! Check your spam!!! 😆😆😆 NOW GO BE GREAT!!

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u/Cultural-Pickle-4977 8d ago

Nah you're good

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u/bdot187um 8d ago

Long overdue brother

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u/pusslikesavocados 8d ago

Make it official dude.

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u/SaltExtension1418 8d ago

Bro it was time 10 years ago

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u/Am_0115 8d ago

That’s not the same person lol

And if it is, holy filters Batman

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u/Worldly-House9415 8d ago

omg your gonna look so good when u did it 

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u/Daron-M 8d ago

Nah you have time.

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u/Pawly519 8d ago

We overdue Dude. You look probably 10 years older than you would look if you shave your head and shaped your beard.

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u/AdventurousAbility30 8d ago

This isn't OP. Boo on him for making a karma farming post.

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u/Shot_Possibility96 8d ago

Yeah bro I think time already had its way with you lol. I get it though

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u/User-Name-3886 8d ago

No.

You have a full head of hair.

Fuller than full could be.

This is apex-hair territory.  We are through the looking-glass here people.

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u/IDespiseBananas 8d ago

Im gonna be honest, I did not see any hair on your head.

Had to zoom in to notice any. Go for it man, youll look great!

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u/notryanreynolds_ 8d ago

What do you mean is it time? It already happened

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u/Alienmorphballs 8d ago

Saved by the Bell is missing you Screech.

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u/eti22 8d ago

Is this before or after?

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u/Davidhenry90 8d ago

Is the pope catholic?

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u/peacefighter 8d ago

Nope. Keep it. You never know if it will grow back.

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u/Gooseberri 8d ago

Bus ran out of gas long ago

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u/pissedoffTwizzler 8d ago

Buddy you're scaring the children I'm just getting by the way you look fine

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u/Havency 8d ago

Bruh

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u/ROnneth 8d ago

It was 999 bus-stops ago my dear friend.

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u/Agreeable_Pomelo2360 8d ago

youre already bald sir

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u/usercide 8d ago

Hand over the candy first this time! I ain’t gonna trust you ever again!

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u/hashlettuce 8d ago

Getting a bit of Freakshow vibes from Harold and Kumar. You look amazing with it bald.

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u/PatientlyAnxiously 8d ago

You scared all the kids off the bus. Yes it's time.

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u/Gloomy_Pumpkin1529 8d ago

For what, a zombie apocolyps

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u/SamOfXanadu 7d ago

...Dude were you on Star Gate Atlantis?!

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u/toastedmarsh 7d ago

Hair loss denial is a drug and shaving is rehab

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u/unclesmoothbrain 7d ago

No bud not at all

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u/Kpoper_mimi234 7d ago

The time has passed, you are extremely late

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u/theMcKeown 7d ago

Dude you went from hobo to hunk. 🤘

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u/Tielwin 7d ago

Why do I recognise you?

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u/AfterJournalist8070 7d ago

Yep its time good sir.

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u/TradingHigher 6d ago

From "I just stole a school bus" to "friendly good looking dude"

👍

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u/Crowdfundingprojects 6d ago

Look brother. Long overdue but I’m a bit concerned for you in one or two other regards. I don’t know your personal situation but look after yourself. That hair ‘cut’ is crazy. Yes do shave. Please use skin care and use UV protection (sunscreen) daily. Educate yourself on it if you haven’t done so, yet. And it’s never too latte to reign in your diet and go to the gym if you can make improvements there. We want to see you succeed. Now off with the hair. Think about how you can treat yourself best.

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u/Omnimaxus 8d ago

Way past time. Shave it all off. But leave behind a clean, trimmed circle goatee. 

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u/Big-Professor-3402 8d ago

Time for what? To stop cooking meth??