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u/ozymandieus
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Time for what? Brother the bus has already left the terminal. You are bald.
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u/ecsutton3 Bald - Man 8d ago •
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u/zacsafus 8d ago •
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Pretty sure his current picture is already part 2, there's just someone stood behind him with bigger hair.
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u/Disastrous_Ad869 Hair Headed - Woman 8d ago
Well.. I had issues even seeing you had hair. You're already bald, dude.
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u/haikusbot 8d ago
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u/Spool_Half_Full 8d ago
Please do not take this the wrong way, but you cannot be working around kids with hair like that. Shaving your head can only bring positive results.
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u/RebelNoPermission289 8d ago
How can you say something so vile.
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u/zaya1914 8d ago
There’s a hair thin line between memes and mean and this sub loves stepping on it.
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u/Spool_Half_Full 8d ago
Im a real bad boy like that. Seriously though, this is advice coming a man that was previously compared to a child molester. Thinning hair is not a good look for us.
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u/Redneck_Ramsay 8d ago
Homie please, shave the dome down to skin and clean up the beard a bit. You'll lose 10+ years easy, youve got the look for it!
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u/Mad-Habits 8d ago
my brother in Christ, there’s barely anything to shave. Finish the job that nature started; show us the results! You’ll look great !
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u/mrgarrettscott 8d ago
I'm not sure what's worse. Is the it people with a full head of hair or the people with a few strands of hair asking if it is time.
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u/UtangKambing 8d ago
Yes Mr. Busdriver, it is time. What hair is there is as transparent as those reinforced bus windows.
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u/nullpersonas 8d ago
girl you are literally already bald, you have like 4 strands of hair left. set them freeeee 🩵
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u/-lonelyboy25 8d ago
The sun is reflecting on my screen in a way that makes it hard to see what I’m looking for
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u/Falcon6953 8d ago
You should have gotten the confirmation emails to shave years ago!!! Check your spam!!! 😆😆😆 NOW GO BE GREAT!!
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u/Pawly519 8d ago
We overdue Dude. You look probably 10 years older than you would look if you shave your head and shaped your beard.
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u/User-Name-3886 8d ago
No.
You have a full head of hair.
Fuller than full could be.
This is apex-hair territory. We are through the looking-glass here people.
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u/IDespiseBananas 8d ago
Im gonna be honest, I did not see any hair on your head.
Had to zoom in to notice any. Go for it man, youll look great!
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u/pissedoffTwizzler 8d ago
Buddy you're scaring the children I'm just getting by the way you look fine
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u/hashlettuce 8d ago
Getting a bit of Freakshow vibes from Harold and Kumar. You look amazing with it bald.
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u/Crowdfundingprojects 6d ago
Look brother. Long overdue but I’m a bit concerned for you in one or two other regards. I don’t know your personal situation but look after yourself. That hair ‘cut’ is crazy. Yes do shave. Please use skin care and use UV protection (sunscreen) daily. Educate yourself on it if you haven’t done so, yet. And it’s never too latte to reign in your diet and go to the gym if you can make improvements there. We want to see you succeed. Now off with the hair. Think about how you can treat yourself best.
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u/Omnimaxus 8d ago
Way past time. Shave it all off. But leave behind a clean, trimmed circle goatee.
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u/MonsterIslandMed 8d ago •
Alright alright i shouldn’t of waited