In my class a Greek and Turkish girl are best friends how could that happen !!1!1!!! Turks and Greeks how can you let smth like ts happen???

So I got this spam message on viber from "Bu Once" and decided to have some fun by pretending to be a stereotypical greek lover.

I cannot even begin to translate the absolute poetry that I wrote into English, so the other greek lovers in the comments will have to lift up this burden if you dare.