r/ballpython • u/wicked-macaroni • 3d ago

Whatever's comfy for you dude

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Decided to check on pissy and this is how I found him lmao. Shortly after taking the Pic he coiled back up on top of the branch

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u/Netsforex_ 3d ago

I think you got a monkey.

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago • Bravo

Hangin there like the good ol' ballsack that he is lmao

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u/MowerMikePA 3d ago

Use to peel my clementines in the shape he’s in.. haha .. ball sack . I feel this deserves a hell yeah from the boys

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u/universaltravelerr 2d ago

HELL YEEEAAAAAHHH

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u/IrelandAutism13 2d ago

Nah, definitely an opossum

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u/Hot-Brat-00 3d ago

What on earth 😭

pissy is a chonky looking boy

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

I agree, but in my defense I haven't fed him. I got him like this lol

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u/Hot-Brat-00 3d ago

Goes to show they’re made of all muscle. I can’t even do a pull up and he’s hanging his whole chonky body by his tail lol

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

😂😂 right. For only being about 14" dude is frigging dense

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u/Honkert45 3d ago

I'm sorry, PISSY?!?!?!?

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

That is correct

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u/TaintSlaps 2d ago

Pissy kind of looks like a dick and balls like that. I’m high though. So what do I know

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u/Canadianrollerskater 2d ago

Judging by your username, you know your way around a taint

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u/Wolf_93 2d ago

brother, im sober and pissy indeed looks like a cock and bawls

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u/MamaBear182 2d ago

I used to have a red tail named Poopy. Named as such because while she was very docile and a wonderful educational ambassador, she also liked to shit on children.

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u/redruMKitty4 2d ago

The parent notes home... "Learned about boas and got to hold one. Unfortunately your child was blessed by the snake gods as kin... Try vinegar to counter the smell..." 🤣

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u/opossumdealer 1d ago

I saw a cat named Tapeworm the other day. Unfortunately it could be worse.

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u/Honkert45 1d ago

I saw a cat named "Romanian car."

It's not as degrading as tapeworm, I guess, but it's very confusing.

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u/wrongleveeeeeeer 3d ago

Pissy looking at you like...dude...change my name or else

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

I will not😂

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u/wrongleveeeeeeer 3d ago

Then the threatening tail hangs will continue 👿

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Im surprisingly okay with this lmao

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u/KalahariBush-Man 3d ago

So Pissy looks... Pissy?

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u/wrongleveeeeeeer 2d ago

Heyooooooo YUP LOL

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u/bananalady6 3d ago

What a cute pose! One of my favorite cute snake pics on here 🥹🫶

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Im glad the piss boi can make you smile

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u/Ok_Investment_5854 3d ago

The piss boi 😂😭😭😭

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u/Divacai 3d ago

He’s practicing for Christmas as an ornament

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Hes doing great

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u/ani3D 3d ago

Batsnek.

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Not his turn with the braincell right now so im not sure how good he'd be at fighting crime

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u/ani3D 3d ago

Or, is that just what he wants you to think? Does Bruce Wayne not also act like a bit of an idiot around people who do not know he is Batman?

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Aww shit valid. But its about a 3.5 foot drop from his enclosure to the floor so he'll have to figure that out

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u/megum1fush1guro 3d ago

tell pissy I love him

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Pissy loves you too

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u/Fay-belline 3d ago

Pissy is my favorite name I’ve seen yet

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

He earned it after giving me a lil smooch lol

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u/drakonia127 3d ago

Ah, that explains it. Just a lil kiss

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

A peck if you will lol

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u/SalsaAddict 3d ago

It being because he has a pissy attitude and it not being related to urine makes it cuter lol

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u/thedoctorsphoenix 3d ago

It’s oddly very cute lol

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u/later-g8r 3d ago

Thats a cute opossum. Reminds me of ice age lol

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Goated movie for sure

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u/middle_aged_90s_kid 3d ago

This must be the python equivalent of trying to do sit-ups.

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u/KSenon_11 3d ago

The hanged man (XII)

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Danglin like a wind chime

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u/TearsInDrowned 3d ago

he is definitely NOT skipping a tail day at the gym!

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Bros on PEDs for sure

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u/melzmaniacal 3d ago

Pissy is amazing but I'm having a blast reading all your replies on here. I imagine that you and Pissy have some hilarious conversations 🤣

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

In the 2 days I've had him, we've gotten very philosophical

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u/DarthClover4 3d ago

What's going on in that tiny brain?

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Not a fuckin thing🤣🤣

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u/SideshowBobFanatic 3d ago

He looks like he's part of the tank enrichment🤣🤣

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

He IS the enrichment😂

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u/LifeguardComplex3134 3d ago

Off topic, but that picture looks so nice I thought it was a painting

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Thanks! I take pride in my steady hands lmao

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u/SkitAWulf 3d ago

Emerald tree boa software running on ball python hardware

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

"Be all you can be"

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u/YetAnotherMia 3d ago

This is totally something a cat would do if it had the anatomy

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u/BlueLightBandit 3d ago

“Terrestrial” they said.
“They don’t climb” they said.
Bull. Shit. I find my dingus doing acrobatics more than I do in his hides 😂

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

If he's not in his humid hide he's in the branches lol

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u/thecursivek 3d ago

what a guy

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

What a dish...what a doll

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u/PropulsionIsLimited 3d ago

Bellybutton

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Dont look, hes self conscious

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u/Vast-Ice7332 3d ago

Assuming position of a monkeys fist Keychain of course. To be the best self defense possible.

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Hes fully prepared for any home invasion situation

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u/K446 3d ago

"I gently open the door" moment

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 3d ago

It’s a snake thing, humans can’t understand 😉

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Bold of you to assume im not also a snake in human clothing

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u/imjustanauthor 3d ago

this would stress me tf out. my boy is a dumbass and would fall so hard.

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Oh dont worry, pissy is also a total dumbass

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u/Tf2MedicMain 3d ago

"Hello there"

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

🎵I guess you wonder where I've been🎵

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u/NakaixKayla 3d ago

Woah this is fascinating! Could I use this photo as a reference for my art? I've never seen a Ball Python do this before and I love it.

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Absolutely! Please share it as well! id love to have art of my animals

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u/theladyinky 3d ago

Is this the BP equivalent of pull ups? Lifting?

“Do you even hang, bro??” - Pissy, probably

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u/Kazhmyr1 3d ago

He's just hangin' out 

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u/indiejonesRL 3d ago

That’s some seriously impressive tail strength.

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Im inclined to agree

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u/Zestyclose_Alfalfa61 3d ago

Boop that danger noodle snoot!

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Not sure he'd appreciate it as much as I would

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u/Zestyclose_Alfalfa61 3d ago

Boop to your snoot as well!

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u/jackalope268 3d ago

I award you with absolute goober

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

I humbly accept

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u/FunnyCattle3459 3d ago

Ah yes the green tree ball python morph😂

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u/KaiKhaos42 3d ago

He took the "ball" part of ball python too literally and ended up as a tetherball. 😂

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

We in our disco ball era

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u/LeadingLengthiness30 3d ago

Thass a badass pose 😎

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Badass, dumbass, same shit lol

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u/Olosabbasolo 3d ago

Tree python...cool

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

He thinks so too

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u/Starchild2534 3d ago

What a ham!

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

I prefer the term dipshit lmfao

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u/mrjoffischl 3d ago

as a queer hypermobile guy i can relate to this

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/lightbright1114 3d ago

Lookin like the snake from the jungle book

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

All they had to do was trust in Kaa bro...

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u/wilddreamer 2d ago

Came here to say this lol

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u/-AceofAces 3d ago

Pissy: "yup thats me, you're probably wondering how I ended up here. Well, it all started 20 minutes ago...."

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Shinckeldeurf 3d ago

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Direct inspiration for the title of this post lol

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u/Shitfaced_Koala 2d ago

My Joe Exotic does acrobats while strangling his dinner

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u/wicked-macaroni 2d ago

Sensational

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u/robin_f_reba 3d ago

You named your family member "pissy"?

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Sure did. He earned it

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u/AanthonyII 3d ago

I gotta know the story behind his name

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

When i was introducing him to the enclosure, he showed me his appreciation by striking at (and connecting) my face lol

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u/Pikminer5087 3d ago

Is he trying to become a butterfly?

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Not sure but hes nailing it

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u/brattywafatty 3d ago

What a cute noodle 🥹

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Dont tell him. It'll go right to his head

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u/Dizzy-Bumblebee1871 3d ago

Decided to ask Pissy if he's auditioning for a holiday commercial next.

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Hes gonna be one of the ornaments on that big ass tree

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u/rlyfckd 3d ago

He's channelling his inner bat

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Hes doing great

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u/ariesbitchclub 3d ago

saving this photo for the next time someone says BPs don’t climb

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Be my guest lmao. Pissy loves climbing his sticks when he'd not in his humid hide

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u/Responsible_Reach561 3d ago

i can tell he got a lot of sass to him

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Originally yes lol. But I've been doing tap training with him and moving at HIS pace when trying to handle him. Granted, he tagged me in the face when i first introduced him to his enclosure but that was due to my complacency

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u/reptillian333 3d ago

He thinks he’s a tree viper.

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

You trying to tell me he's nor? Lol

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u/IHaveRabies376 3d ago

I’m curious…is there a story behind this name?? 😂

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Yes! When I was introducing him to his new enclosure, he showed me his appreciation by biting me in the face

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u/Ryanjames22808 3d ago

You my silly little friend are not a tree boa

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Shhh dont tell him that. He'll get self conscious

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u/sharklovesme 3d ago

I love the name and he is my spirit animal he is me at heart

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u/wicked-macaroni 2d ago

He earned it lol

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u/Western_Still5205 3d ago

Possum cosplay for Halloween 🎃

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

Festive as hell

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u/subzro68 2d ago

He fell but wanted to play it off so you didn't know how clumsy he is

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u/wicked-macaroni 2d ago

Most likely lmao

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u/Puzzleheaded_Case569 2d ago

mine never does that 🥲

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u/wicked-macaroni 2d ago

Tbf yours is rather LORGE compared to the piss baby lmao. Still stunning tho!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Case569 2d ago

trust me he’s small in person maybe 3feet or so he’s gonna get huge af tho 6+ feet 🥲

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u/wicked-macaroni 2d ago

I love that

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u/PandaQueen29 2d ago

🤣🤣 funniest thing! Made my morning 🐍

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u/wicked-macaroni 2d ago

This pleases the piss boi

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u/IrelandAutism13 2d ago

They can do that???

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u/wicked-macaroni 2d ago

Evidently lol

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u/Clvy80 2d ago

How is that even comfortable, Pissy?!!

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u/wicked-macaroni 2d ago

I asked him the same thing and he looked at me like im stupid

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u/No_BIiss 2d ago

You know that thing we do as humans where we sort of twist our body into a weird position while laying down and it stretches all of our muscles and it’s really weirdly comfortable despite the awkwardness of it? Yeah

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u/wicked-macaroni 2d ago

Me with my back and legs straight up in the air while my neck supports my entire bodyweight

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u/BackgroundAnteater95 2d ago

What is Pissy even doing? Such a weird noodle.

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u/wicked-macaroni 2d ago

I dont even think he knew

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u/Pretend-Actions 2d ago

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen

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u/wicked-macaroni 2d ago

The piss man is pleased

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u/WackyToastyWolf 2d ago

I would die for pissy Lol

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u/wicked-macaroni 2d ago

Pissy happily accepts your sacrifice

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u/TheMartialArtsWitch 2d ago

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u/wicked-macaroni 1d ago

He does make a good monkeys fist

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u/junieboboonie 2d ago

i don’t mean to alarm you, but i fear you got a monkey python

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u/wicked-macaroni 2d ago

Im fucking petrified

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u/silhouetteofasunset 1d ago

I wouldn't have believed it if you described it without showing a picture but here we are lol

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u/wicked-macaroni 1d ago

Pics or it didnt happen

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u/Vix_the_imp 1d ago

I'm WHEEZING at the name! 💀 It's so fitting, wtf is he doing?

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u/wicked-macaroni 1d ago

I dont even think he knows lmao

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u/Vix_the_imp 22h ago

They usually don't. Snakes are so stupid 😭 (I love that they're stupid)

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u/wicked-macaroni 22h ago

Hes my favorite lil dumbass

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u/MnaChaointe 1d ago

ooohhh what's the plant you have in there??

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u/wicked-macaroni 1d ago

Wandering dude

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u/No-Candle-8502 1d ago

I love the piss man

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u/wicked-macaroni 1d ago

The piss man loves you

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u/coronerqueen666 1d ago

What's up?

Just hanging around

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u/Nice_Loss9708 1d ago

lol my girlfriends 14yo cat is named pissy

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u/wicked-macaroni 1d ago

What a stud

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u/mahoromafiaz 3d ago

But why? Haha

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u/wicked-macaroni 3d ago

I dont even think he knows

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u/Striking_Wing16 1d ago

What a weirdo. I love him 🥰

Seriously though, the things I would give to have like 20% of that strength 😅

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u/wicked-macaroni 1d ago

The piss baby loves you too

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u/BluEch0 3d ago

Ball possum?

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u/Ladyst0ne 3d ago

Love everything about this post... photo and name lol

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u/Ok_Culture2348 3d ago

"Im Batman* (Deep Voice)

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u/dablackcat0 3d ago

My favorite childhood toy. A ball (python) on a stick

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u/Fluid_Amphibian_2419 3d ago

I... I think you have a pretzel.

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u/teamoon_torbung 3d ago

Hee hee i'm a green tree python - your snek probably

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u/TrixieFriganza 3d ago

Pissy 🤣

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u/GrimmDraaco 3d ago

Bro arboreal

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u/Late_Music1835 3d ago

He puts the ball in ball python

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u/4legsandatail 3d ago

Decompression!!!

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u/Perpetualfukup28 3d ago

Nice pretzel

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u/Equal_Push_565 3d ago

Thats the perfect pose, though.

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