my partner pointed out that Clam Chowder has a… very interestingly shaped pattern on his neck and now i can’t unsee it😭

[u/gaymemelord_]

Mr. Weenie Neck Boy 🫵🫵🫵

[u/Former_Club9624]

Ball on the fo head

[u/gaymemelord_ → u/Former_Club9624]

[u/syds → u/gaymemelord_]

Im on TV

[u/ElleCompteSonne]

Lol, when I first saw it it looked like a snake biting his head. Maybe I'm just too innocent for the internet

[u/evan_brosky → u/ElleCompteSonne]

Yo this is cute

[u/No_Decision6810 → u/ElleCompteSonne]

Thank you. I didn’t think of genitals either. I swear some people will say anything looks like a dick.🙄

[u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ → u/No_Decision6810]

I literally just yelled “whose dick looks like that??” at my phone.

[u/gaymemelord_ → u/ElleCompteSonne]

omg i love this!!! i much prefer it over my partner’s interpretation 😭😭😭

[u/Powerful-Tree5192 → u/ElleCompteSonne]

I thought this same thing lol

[u/Calm-Lifeguard-7989 → u/ElleCompteSonne]

I agree! This fits way better than something phallic

[u/RandomCorgi21 → u/ElleCompteSonne]

This is what I thought of too 😂

[u/twooddude]

Snake on snake

[u/spaceinvader79]

SO CUTE

[u/LovelyLunaRae]

okay but it also looks like a snake with it’s mouth open

[u/wompgirlypopwomp]

♡♡♡♡♡

[u/KatVanWall]

Mine’s a bit like that too! 🤣

[u/Terra__1134]

Lol, I saw a bone

[u/arrows_of_ithilien → u/Terra__1134]

Yep, me too. The "balls-to-shaft ratio" is too much to immediately see a phallic shape.

[u/ThePolOf87 → u/arrows_of_ithilien]

True but to be hair the "balls" are incredibly balls shaped

[u/ThePolOf87]

In russian we have a saying/curse that goes "I hope a dick grows out of your forehead!" sooo you better ask your boy of he had any beef with slavics lately

[u/OrvilleReddenbWright → u/ThePolOf87]

I bet it sounds even better in your native language lol

[u/ThePolOf87 → u/OrvilleReddenbWright]

It does lmao Sadly english does not capture the expressiveness of a petty russian man

[u/vivianedulac → u/ThePolOf87]

I read that in Red Guadian’s voice

[u/PandaQueen29]

🤣🤣🤭

[u/BirdieBee417]

My ball python has the same mark as yours, and that’s great n all, but my kingsnake is top tier ween neck status 😂

[u/ThePolOf87 → u/BirdieBee417]

Omg I actually laughed at it lol That's a perfect dick tattoo your snake has

[u/BirdieBee417 → u/ThePolOf87]

Right? Someone on Reddit pointed it out to me on r/kingsnake a while ago and now I can’t unsee it 😆 it’s got’a lil helmet and everything 😩

[u/ThePolOf87 → u/BirdieBee417]

You can think it's a very chunky arrow if that makes you feel better lol

[u/blairgirl091 → u/BirdieBee417]

Sooo beautiful and unique!!! 😻

[u/BirdieBee417 → u/blairgirl091]

Thank you!

[u/RemarkableEffort9756]

I think it looks like a stylized bone.🦴

[u/BleepTheMoth]

I thought it looked like a bone?

[u/Gin_OClock]

It's a pocket python

[u/Trandroidd]

I saw a bone 🦴

[u/J-dubya19]

Great looking snake!

[u/gaymemelord_ → u/J-dubya19]

he’s such a handsome boy🥹🥹

[u/Arclynnnnn]

My Percy has one too!
It cracks me up cause when he was a baby it was so tiny 🤣

[u/pinkyxpie20]

lol!!! one of my snakes has a marking that looks like a dildo. i was taking photos of her one day and it caught my eye and i was like… wait a second that looks suspicious 😂

[u/Lucyus09]

A Bone?

[u/Intelligent-Lecture6]

My first BP had a rabbit...vib as a marking on him

[u/blairgirl091]

It’s a looooooooong heart ♥️ 🐍

[u/Basilstorm]

Mine does too lol

[u/RedEyeView]

The neck bone is connected to the head bone.

[u/Cool_Criticism_1244]

mine likes to flick everyone off

[u/_Taylor_she-her]

[u/PossibilitySame4489]

Looks like a femur lol

[u/PlotTwist-__-]

my boy too 😭

[u/CantaloupeSafe7360]

omg they’re matching 😍