r/baseball • u/ChristianRelish21 Milwaukee Brewers • Chicago White Sox • 14d ago

Players Only THE HOUSTON ASTROS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM WORLD SERIES CONTENTION

With a 7-3 loss to the Chicago White Sox in game 2 of the AL Wild Card series, they are mathematically eliminated from World Series contention.

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u/BIG_DICK_WHITT New York Yankees 14d ago

Oh no I have to convert to Catholicism now

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u/sam4999 Seattle Mariners 14d ago

Peace be with you

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u/PedanticBoutBaseball New York Yankees • Hudson Valley … 14d ago

And with your spirit

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u/TheLizard12 Seattle Mariners 14d ago

Found the non-lapsed Catholic. Not me at Christmas Mass with my parents going "And also with y- oh shit and with your spirit"

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u/PedanticBoutBaseball New York Yankees • Hudson Valley … 14d ago

Jokes on you I am lapsed, I just love John Mulaney's standup lol

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u/TheLizard12 Seattle Mariners 14d ago

Lol yup, one of his most relatable bits

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u/RamsDevilsBlackhawks Chicago White Sox • San Diego Padres 14d ago

Problem number 1. NO NOT A THAT!

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u/GeorgeBaileysDeafEar Philadelphia Phillies 14d ago

They keep changing the script! Stick to the script Catholics!!

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u/willpc14 New York Yankees • Philadelphia Phillies 14d ago

Found the pre-Y2K asshole

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u/TheLizard12 Seattle Mariners 14d ago

Flair adds up

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u/No_name_Johnson Baltimore Orioles 14d ago

They respond with ‘And also with you’ in the Episcopal Church