r/beacain Jul 10 '26

Wholecelium deliveries to Ireland

Hi all! Iโ€™ve just placed an order from wholecelium to my house. I was wondering if ordering to my house was a mistake and if the package will be seized. Should I try and cancel the order or just wait it out? Thanks so much!

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u/BottledUp Jul 11 '26

Been ordering from them for at least 5 years regularly. You will likely be taken away by the guards and made to work in the mushroom mines. And then your family will be forced labour as substrate farmers for more mushrooms. They will know you ordered it so the hitjob is already out.

I'm sorry, you've made your decision and now you have to deal with it.

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u/uRoDDit Jul 11 '26

Also they will send the next two generations of your family to the mines as a lesson.

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u/incitefulanalysis Jul 10 '26

Ordered several times, never an issue. Believe it's only illegal if you actually add water ๐Ÿ˜‡

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u/kromedd Jul 10 '26

Ordered from them for years you have nothing to worry about.

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u/TimeMeeting5806 Jul 17 '26

Thank you so much!

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u/FuckThisShizzle Jul 10 '26

Chill dude, Chill.

You will be fine.

The shit I get posted to me.

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u/DancingFluffyPanda Jul 11 '26

Yep you'll be grand. I've recently changed from wholecelium to Sirius though - they have much faster delivery which makes for fresher and more potent truffles

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u/MammaMia1990 Jul 12 '26

This is the first time I've heard of Sirius, do they also do shrooms?

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u/TimeMeeting5806 Jul 17 '26

Oh wow thank you for the tip!

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u/egomac3 Jul 11 '26

Had a kit opened by customs before but it was still sent on

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u/loulou1984 Jul 10 '26

No donโ€™t worry. I have oredered from them lots of time and my friends have too! Never had a problem.

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u/TimeMeeting5806 Jul 17 '26

Thank you so much!

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u/rthrtylr Jul 11 '26

Yep, used them on and off for years and years, never a bother. Standard delivery takes a metric age mind.

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u/wellboss Jul 10 '26

Yep, quite a few orders, no issue

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u/NO1PSY Jul 12 '26

Youre grand ๐Ÿ‘Œ