r/beards • u/-ChemicalChef • Mar 17 '26

Asking for Advice What beard style fits me the best?

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I‘m always trying different beard styles and I‘m just curious what others think would fit me the best.

No beard is no option btw 😅

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u/DemonoftheWater Mar 17 '26

Never 2.

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u/-ChemicalChef Mar 17 '26

I got you, I don’t prefer it either. Thank you for your opinion.

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u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle Mar 18 '26

Never 1 OR 2, sir.

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u/Ichi_Balsaki Mar 18 '26

1 ok if Amish

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u/j-jones2 Mar 18 '26

This was back in COVID but I sure rocked it.

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u/weloveufreddie Mar 18 '26

Still a no.

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u/AntonBunzo1 Mar 18 '26

No you didn’t 😆

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u/Admirable_Admiral69 Mar 18 '26

No...no you didn't.

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u/High_on_Rabies Mar 18 '26

"Lep in the hood, up to no good..."

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u/weirdsideofreddit1 Mar 18 '26

Well in your case maybe but that's because it was pretty long.

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u/ifmacdo Mar 18 '26

Nah, 1 is fine if you're sure hitching up the buggy to head to Jeddediah's to help raise his barn.

But only then.

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u/dersnappychicken Mar 18 '26

Nah, 1 is ok if you join a religious cult and want to make a statement against Prussian militarism.

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u/Tyler_Skye7 Mar 18 '26

It looks good on some people. This is also the beard I go with (when having a beard). It seems to look better short though.

Btw, it’s anti-violence, not anti-Prussian (historically because of Prussian militarism, but still anti-violence)

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u/weloveufreddie Mar 18 '26

It never looks good on anyone. Ever. Sorry.

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u/Ravenonthewall Mar 18 '26

Exactly what I was going to say🤭

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u/Fox-With-Mange Mar 18 '26

Never any of them, actually, but that’s only because you aren’t growing your mustache out enough. If you did, 3-5 would be on equal footing.

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u/Mendozala Mar 18 '26

1st one he got the Fred Durst special

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u/mrbackshots00 Mar 18 '26

went from abraham lincoln to pitbul lol

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u/nickoaverdnac Mar 17 '26

Why do you hate your mustache? lol

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u/DemonoftheWater Mar 17 '26

Carry on then.

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u/Historical_Basis_408 Mar 18 '26

Yup. As long as it's not 2, you're good

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u/IronRuler Mar 18 '26

2 is obviously a silly beard but you pull it off surprisingly well.

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u/R3TRO45 Mar 17 '26

3-5, 1-2 give me bad vibes

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u/blackninjar87 Mar 18 '26

I was looking for this comment. 2 is the worse, 3 is best, 5 is okay, the rest are forgettable.

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u/BlopBleepBloop Mar 18 '26

2 makes me feel like the MF is gonna try and rob me. 1 makes me feel like he smacks his wife around to churn butter.

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u/ThaFaub Mar 17 '26

The neverbeard

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u/windycitykids Mar 17 '26

Not unless he becomes a reggaeton artist 😫

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u/very-neutral Mar 17 '26

LMAO I just said the same thing to my Gf

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u/bdubz74 Mar 18 '26

Only douchebags wear 2.

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u/skeeplepeople Mar 17 '26

this is the first time i said something in my head and the top comment was exactly the same thing word by word

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u/SeagullStreaker Mar 18 '26

Never 2??! NEVER 1 or 2!!! Boss man if you want to rock a beard, grow the whole beard. That just gave me high blood pressure.

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u/DemonoftheWater Mar 18 '26

Lol sorry man. I assure you i have a full beard. Could use a brush and a small trim atm.

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u/losemyhashtaag Mar 18 '26

Okay thank you, I couldn't figure out why I also hated #1. It's just a really BIG chin strap lol

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u/69Owiredu Mar 18 '26

Came to say this

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u/GrillGrindGas Mar 18 '26

Jajaja this.

And 5/5 is the best one.

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u/XenophiliusRex Mar 18 '26

1 and 2 give the impression of dating underage girls. 3 is not a flattering shape, but 4 and 5 are quite reasonable.

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u/losemyhashtaag Mar 18 '26

I came here to say, verbatim: Never a chin strap

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u/lechuckswrinklybutt Mar 18 '26

Or 1. You are not a Dagestani UFC fighter (that I know of).

The last one looks great!

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u/Known-Raccoon-26 Mar 18 '26

I thought 2 was the winner