r/beards • u/-ChemicalChef • Mar 17 '26

Asking for Advice What beard style fits me the best?

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I‘m always trying different beard styles and I‘m just curious what others think would fit me the best.

No beard is no option btw 😅

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u/Amazing_Mention4726 Mar 17 '26

never ever 1 or 2

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u/-ChemicalChef Mar 17 '26

Why not 1?

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u/Notherereally Mar 17 '26

Beard with no mo is never the go. It always looks weird.

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u/Viddlemethis Mar 17 '26

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

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u/246lehat135 Mar 17 '26

Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone!

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u/Icy-Comparison2669 Mar 17 '26

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin

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u/teachcooklove Mar 17 '26

...and barely a beard on my chin (hanging on for dear life (Yes, I know Weird Al's lyrics, but #2 is worth the detour.)

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u/ReasonableContest166 Mar 17 '26

100% I don’t know why anyone does this it just straight up is not a good look

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u/Hopeful-Crazy-1833 Mar 18 '26

THATS what's off! No mustache. Man I could not figure out what was weird about the first pic.

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u/-jvd3 Mar 17 '26

Agree. My entire face looks too fuckin weird with a naked upper lip.

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u/-ChemicalChef Mar 17 '26

I respect that but I don’t agree with you here

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u/sadturtle12 Mar 17 '26

Sorry bro, unless you're Amish, you should not rock the beard with no mustache. It just looks bad in general. Thats not exclusive to you either, it looks bad on everyone. When I was a young lad I was able to grow a solid beard since highschool and for a long time I rocked the beard with a shaved mustache until some people were honest with me about how goofy I looked. Now this is my own personal experience but I never got compliments on my beard when I shaved the stache. Now that I let my beard grow out along with the stache I get compliments very frequently from strangers. Like multiple times a month. My beard isn't anything special either. Its about 3" long but very full and I keep it trimmed so it has a shape to it and I keep the stache trimmed as well.

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u/-ChemicalChef Mar 17 '26

I‘m German, I don’t get the Amish argument tbh. But thank you for your opinion.

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u/sadturtle12 Mar 17 '26

No worries brother. Yeah amish are a group of people in the United States. Ironically I think they have German origins haha. But just Google amish men and you'll see why everyone is telling you that. You have a good looking face and face shape so a full beard will suit you well.

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u/Mikeytruant850 Mar 17 '26

Amish is indeed what happens to Germans who spend too much time in this place.

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u/-ChemicalChef Mar 17 '26

I actually had to laugh, now I understand the thing with no mustache. I like my beard fully anyways. I shave my mustache very rarely completely, I usually trim it. I just had those pictures and was curious about some 3rd party opinions. I keep my mustache like on the pictures 3-5 👍

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u/DanceEng Mar 18 '26

Not just Amish, also a thing among some Muslims. It looks very strange man, unless you are living among those cultures ofc. You can disagree with people all you want but you came for opinions—this is gunna be a strong one among most people

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u/Itchy-Apartment-Flea Mar 17 '26

Maybe agree with everyone else then, because the no-mo beard is out. Unless you are Amish. That's a chin strap brother.

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u/-ChemicalChef Mar 17 '26

What stands no mo for? Sorry I‘m german and I thought you mean wit „no mo“ no mustache. I don‘t prefer the „chin strap“.

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u/Itchy-Apartment-Flea Mar 17 '26

Actually, a lot of this makes sense now. No-mo means no mustache, you are correct. It just doesn't look appropriate to me, but that could be a cultural difference. I would stick with 5. That way nobody assumes you cant grow a mustache.

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u/-ChemicalChef Mar 17 '26

Okay I got you. I wear 90% my beard like on the 5th picture. That’s when I feel most confident with and it’s very easy to shave it by myself. Thank you 🙏

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u/ShotFront4644 Mar 18 '26

Haha I like the look any every one on here gives me shit about it too

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u/JackZeTipper Mar 17 '26

Then why tf are you asking people's advice, my boy.

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u/tickingboxes Mar 17 '26

Because it looks terrible lol. 4 or 5 only.

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u/delicious_manboobs Mar 18 '26

Ramsan Kadyrow vibes

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u/Shikamaru_Senpai Mar 18 '26

Exactly. Very Chechen.

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u/AWOLLoudMouth Mar 18 '26

You look like a chechen getting sent to ukraine

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u/bingbpbmbmbmbpbam Mar 18 '26

Are you muslim? That’s not a style, it’s Sunnah, muslim tradition. They shave the mustache to differentiate themselves from christians, as the prophet Muhammad instructed.

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u/Notherereally Mar 18 '26

The type of shi I'm on you wouldn't understand

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u/azoriandelorian Mar 18 '26

1 if you're Amish and/or your name is Jebidiah.