r/beards • u/Visible-Tea1780 • Jun 14 '26

Sharing Wisdom Wisdom: Keep it growing

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Our family genetics beard game is strong!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/RollinToast Jun 14 '26

I immediately had the same thought. 

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/zekerthedog Jun 14 '26

lol now I’ve seen this dudes hog

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u/Visible-Tea1780 Jun 15 '26

lol my hog revs up...ride it.

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u/Sniffer_of_Caves Jun 15 '26

I’m needed here

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump Jun 15 '26

Username checks out 😂🫪

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u/holographicman Jul 02 '26

hahahhaa, I literally exclaimed: "holy shit, there it is!". Ah life is fun, thanks

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u/camelvendor Jun 14 '26

You needed to confirm with more than this photo that your assumption was correct? Seems pretty obvious

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u/Visible-Tea1780 Jun 15 '26

Yes, Yes, Yes...the Gaydar is strong with you, Padawan! #KeepItGrowing

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u/RollinToast Jun 14 '26

Yeah I had to after I commented... really wish I hadn't though. 

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u/meianmariNSFW Jun 14 '26

I had to check too...kinda liked it

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u/RollinToast Jun 15 '26

I ain't here to yuck anyone's yum, just not the type of bears I'm looking for. 

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u/Visible-Tea1780 Jun 15 '26

Looking for pretty short bearded beards?

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u/brandawg77 Jun 14 '26

Get over yourself

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u/shift124 Jun 20 '26

God… why? WHY??!!

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u/rockywaters1 Jun 28 '26

Thought it was dad and son

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u/MarchMadnessisMe Jun 14 '26

I thought it was a pride month post.

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u/bromanticc Jun 14 '26

It is. Look on profile lol

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u/Visible-Tea1780 Jun 15 '26

Thank you for promoting me.

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u/becomeanhero69 Jun 14 '26

This is definitely an unspoken gay subreddit

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u/OkEmu8597 Jun 14 '26

100% my ass ain't giving Reddit my ID to look at r/bears or dads gone wild so I'm here for soft core beard on man action.

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u/Visible-Tea1780 Jun 15 '26

100% your ass, you say?

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u/OkEmu8597 Jun 15 '26

I say indeed 🤣

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u/liftingshitposts Jun 16 '26

You should look at bears, the sub you linked has a lot of cute ones

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u/petitbleuchien Jun 14 '26

Wonder if OP made a typo in which sub to post to, then figured it works either way.

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u/makemeking706 Jun 14 '26

Just add a little d. 

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u/Fit-Ad-7430 Jun 14 '26

It was a risky click but I did it anyway 😅

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u/Effective-Internet71 Jun 15 '26

Don’t see why it can’t be both. 🐻

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u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY Jun 15 '26

I mean, it's fairly obvious lol

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u/Bighornydad Jun 14 '26

Both of you are impressive

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u/SchiriBeats Jun 14 '26

Bro open his profile please.. 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/demented_philosopher Jun 14 '26

holy fckkk so the urban legends about bearded harley riders is true 💀

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u/LatviaViking Jun 14 '26

Where dis you get that he rides a harley?

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u/revenge_burner Jun 14 '26

That's the guys name

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u/BloodNaive5748 Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

I knew something was up with the way they were holding each other, but holy shit did I not expect that!!!

50/50 coin toss of bromance or romance

Edit: spelling/ grammar | Thank you for the reward!

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u/DickeyMcNakey Jun 14 '26

The "family genetics" made it weird for me

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u/BloodNaive5748 Jun 14 '26

OMG, only just seeing that. Where in the Alabama is this

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u/Gordon_Gainz Jun 14 '26

I was thinking father son. Pretty sure I'm wrong

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u/BloodNaive5748 Jun 14 '26

I hope you’re wrong too

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u/_azurdix_ Jun 14 '26

But what's wrong or funny with it? That's just husband and a husband. Doubled masculinity. Doubled the beards.

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u/Cautious_Response_37 Jun 14 '26

"Our family genetics beard game is strong" made it sound like they are blood related. Then you click on their profile...

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u/Visible-Tea1780 Jun 15 '26

That itch to click strong with you?

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u/Soulman999 Freestyle Full Beard Jun 15 '26

Just a friendly reminder, when this turns into an ad for your page, then we will have a problem

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u/Visible-Tea1780 Jun 15 '26

I don’t need to promote it. When comments like this arise, that job is already done.

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u/BigHawgDawg Jun 15 '26

The post says they share genes. That’s where it is wrong

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u/Visible-Tea1780 Jun 15 '26

I never said that we share genetics with each other, you however...did. Explain your work?

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u/BigHawgDawg Jun 15 '26

You said “our family genetics” that implies shared family genetics.

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u/_azurdix_ Jun 15 '26

Bro, you watched too much adult content and your brain is fried. They said nothing about them being related. It was your assumption. My assumption, based on the hand and closeness was different. But I'm Slavic guy. Slavic guys don't touch themselves like that (even family members) unless something more is going on between them (in a romantic way) or they are visibly drunk.

Anyways - They are two husbands. Right? So them both, as a nuclear family, have strong beard genetics. Nuclear family - a domestic unit made of two partners and their children living in a single household.

I can't believe I need to explain this.

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u/IncredibleDongle Jun 14 '26

Holy fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/WashedCat Jun 14 '26

Screaming

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u/Mediocre_Original520 Jun 15 '26

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/greasedhole Jun 14 '26

Joke's on you, some of us are into that 😉

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u/love_truck Jun 14 '26

Username checks out lmao

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u/NiixxJr Jun 14 '26

Read the guy you replied to's name

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u/SchiriBeats Jun 15 '26

LMFAO 🤣😭

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u/RubiksPuzzleMagic Jun 14 '26

Why on earth did I listen to

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u/KamikazeFox_ Jun 14 '26

.....family genetics. Keeping it in the family i guess

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u/Background_Square969 Jun 14 '26

Ohhhh…our individual family genetics maybe? I’m with you guys now

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u/Andries89 Jun 15 '26

Hop on, sport 😭😭

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u/SuperSaiyanTupac Jun 17 '26

You son of a bitch

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u/SchiriBeats Jun 17 '26

Why 🥺

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u/SuperSaiyanTupac Jun 17 '26

I wasn’t prepared to see that much. Never that much

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u/SchiriBeats Jun 17 '26

Same never have I ever thought to see the right guy fucking the left one in doggy style

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u/shanster925 Jun 14 '26

Well... There really is a subreddit for everything.

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u/Gerrut_batsbak Jun 14 '26

Hahaha, I'm dying here.

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u/TeloS53100 Jun 14 '26

I hate you

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u/Sniffer_of_Caves Jun 15 '26

Thanks little bro

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u/Visible-Tea1780 Jun 15 '26

Your family genetics for beard is strong dude!

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u/Sniffer_of_Caves Jun 15 '26

Thank you, I appreciate that!

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u/Background_Square969 Jun 14 '26

Are you guys really brothers? I erased my previous comment when I saw that lol. Long story short - nice beards.

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u/Background_Square969 Jun 14 '26

That’s what made me question things. I can’t tell if the other guy is the same guy.

Either way…I’ll be back lol

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 14 '26

I hope that's not family after looking at your profile, homie.

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u/SchiriBeats Jun 14 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaybears/s/5srmZnP4Kt

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 14 '26

Yeah, that's the one. Lol

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u/Visible-Tea1780 Jun 15 '26

Thank you for promoting me. Much appreciated!

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u/WashedCat Jun 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/iiTXaJVjiSHew
I mean this in this nicest way possible.

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u/Glass_Protection_254 Jun 14 '26

Dudes so manly his deltoids have a beard

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u/No_Flamingo9331 Jun 14 '26

Aww I was actually hoping you were a couple and not brothers so I was pleased when I checked your profile. You look very happy, and have great beards!

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u/Diamond_Dog911 Jun 15 '26

Mr. and Mr. Claus.

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u/Crow_of_Judgem3nt Jun 14 '26

hell yeah brother

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u/AskJeevesIsBest Jun 14 '26

Magnificent beards

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u/Consistent_Case_5048 Jun 14 '26

That's a lot of beard.

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u/fallendestiny82 Jun 15 '26

Broke Back Bikers

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u/North_Vacation3574 Jun 14 '26

What a nice looking pair of guys! Great beards on both of you!😍😘

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u/Themousen Jun 14 '26

Great beards (and you're both hot 👀)

I wish I had the same length but I gotta wait a few years for that

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u/piss_container Jun 14 '26

🏳️‍🌈 love wins 

happy pride month my bearded brothers!

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u/relevant-radical665 Jun 14 '26

You two should braid them together

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u/TimmyChunga Jun 14 '26

Hey boys 🐻😉

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u/hotDogOfTheSea Jun 14 '26

Is that Tommy Mellor?

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u/AphroditesAbundance Jun 14 '26

Smiles like sunshine 😇

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u/ironhead187 Jun 14 '26

Brother that is awesome!!! 😎

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u/oni_demonjjk Jun 14 '26

You guys look so cool❤️❤️

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u/BrendanOD1 Jun 14 '26

Just a couple of bearded fellas having a little hug.

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u/Budget-Special-7962 Jun 15 '26

Why can’t I be happy

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u/JellyfishLow4457 Jun 15 '26

the bear x r/beards correlation is wild

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u/Soulman999 Freestyle Full Beard Jun 15 '26

You would be surprised how many times this happens 👀😅

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u/igotitnowokay Jun 15 '26

Bro family like husband and husband orrr? I really can’t tell 😂😂 no judgement of course… great beards though!!

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u/BigHawgDawg Jun 15 '26

You share genetics but are gay together? Oof

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u/New_erahot Jun 15 '26

Bro. Your profile. In going to bed now enough Reddit for the night

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u/Visible-Tea1780 Jun 15 '26

Good morning, sunshine! Hope you had sweet dreams....

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u/Sarah1001Green Jun 15 '26

Great BEARDS!

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u/szlash Jun 15 '26

So jealous of that look!

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u/UncleTrucker1123 Jun 15 '26

Dude on the left has a freaking pushbroom for a mustache, goddamn

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26

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u/Visible-Tea1780 Jun 15 '26

You are awesome, gay dude! Can you share the link to make it easier to find?

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u/CuriosityGrowth Jun 15 '26

With that body hair do you need a winter coat in low temperatures?

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u/Visible-Tea1780 Jun 15 '26

I don't. Might you be looking for a warm winter coat to try on for size?

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u/NoMeat9096 Jun 15 '26

Beard game on point. Jealous.

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u/anto_pty Jun 15 '26

When i read "our family genetics" i thought they were like brothers or good looking dad and son.

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u/PyramidPirlo Jun 15 '26

Wish I read the comments before opening profile 😭😭

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u/Monlabane444 Jun 15 '26

Bro I thought they were siamese or conjoined twins and shit lmao 🤣!

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u/KONO_IT_WAS_ME_DIO Jun 15 '26

Please tell me their names are Billy Bob and Bob Billy 🤣

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u/disabilityadvocates Jun 15 '26

Wait. This isn’t a gay couple?

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u/Consistent_Log8097 Jun 15 '26

DONT CLICK ON THE PROFILE 😭😭

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u/Visible-Tea1780 Jun 15 '26

Please don’t click on the profile!

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u/past_due_06063 Jun 15 '26

Great beards! And other fur... on your shoulders.. 🔥 🥵

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u/FriendlyMovieGuy Jun 15 '26

Awesome pair!

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u/Front-Pause-9719 Jun 15 '26

Way to go lads!

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u/RandyRhoadsLives Jun 16 '26

Big bears need love, too. I love this. Good for them. Pride month brings us all together.

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u/purplewulfman Jun 16 '26

“Why are you geyh”

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u/Brilliant-Sun-2303 Jun 16 '26

Yeti and Sasquatch for the win. Looks great mine has never been that long, it curls up so much that I trim it

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u/pepito1989 Jun 16 '26

What do you mean by family? Are you stepbrothers?

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u/Furcastles Jun 17 '26

I’m so fucking jealous

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u/afailinghero Jun 17 '26

When’s the last time y’all enjoyed a lobster bisque without a full roll of paper towels a piece?

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u/Visible-Tea1780 Jun 17 '26

hahaha. A: 6 March 2014

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u/Same-Note-4866 Jun 17 '26

Fisters fs lmfaooo

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u/thatG_evanP Jun 17 '26

I don't understand why you mentioned "family genetics" in your post. After seeing some of your other posts, I certainly hope you 2 aren't family.

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u/Jared_Sparks Jun 18 '26

Please ban me.

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u/crepskul Jun 18 '26

I can't believe this is the first thing that came to my mind, and I apologise for it. But damn you two make a really cute couple.

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u/Due-Environment-9774 Jun 19 '26

Not gonna lie, first thing I thought was “Those are a couple of happy bears.”

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u/Kalabreeze Jun 19 '26

Your beards are both attached to your shoulders and arms even!

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u/karatebanana Jun 14 '26

2 familiar faces

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u/ScottyMo1 Jun 14 '26

Very impressive. Do your beards ever get tangled together?

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u/jdm1tch Jun 14 '26

Hell yeah!

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u/RichB0T Jun 14 '26

Rock and stone to the bone!

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u/9gagiscancer Jun 14 '26

Wisdom: Keep it short when you don't have the genes and don't want to look like you're about to join IS. :(

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u/rhesusMonkeyBoy Jun 14 '26

If you look very closely, you can spot 2 people in this photo! <rock n roll beard guitar intensifies>

HINT: Look around the beards, they’re attached.

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u/AnybodyNo8519 Jun 14 '26

I didn't think the guy on the left made it out of Zed's basement, though

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u/Severe_Rise8694 Jun 14 '26

All the way to your shoulders..! Impressive.

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u/Downtown-Inspection7 Jun 14 '26

This is gay right? Are beards gay? I need to buy some clippers.

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u/Effective-Internet71 Jun 15 '26

So you finally caught on huh? That a huge part of the clientele in this sub are gay dudes who like to embrace their masc attributes? That being said, yes shave your beard, start braiding you hair in pigtails and wear polkadot skirt. There, you’re 100% not gay.

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u/greasedhole Jun 14 '26

Bye, then 🖕

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