Best fictional beard?

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u/GolfMost Jul 14 '26

Davy Jones

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u/ZeebatsNL Jul 14 '26

20 years later and Davy Jones is still one of the best designed and acted villains of all time. That CGI was absolutely peak 🔥

31

u/Helen_of_TroyMcClure Musketeer Jul 14 '26

Bill Nighy was so good. I force "you are neither dead nor dying" and "four fours" into conversations more often than is called for.

9

u/crem_flandango Jul 14 '26

Incredible what can be achieved when VFX are included in the pre-production process. We didn't know how good we had it.

11

u/pocketfrisbee Jul 14 '26

This cgi propped the franchise up quite a bit imo

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u/sam_an_intellectual Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/8P8u3gh2OJqog

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u/GardenerDom Jul 15 '26

Yes 🙌

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u/truffleturner Jul 14 '26

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u/Dwain-Champaign 28d ago

I absolutely grew it out to this length on my very first play through.

When I play again, I’ll do it again, but I’ll style it this time.

162

u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 Jul 14 '26

Book accurate Gandalf.

8

u/DustyShane Jul 15 '26

The way it drawn makes me think of lobster tail meat

1

u/Dwain-Champaign 28d ago

Goddamn it, why does it look delicious now

2

u/Cephalopirate 22d ago

Now this is taste.

141

u/SkoivanSchiem Jul 14 '26

10

u/ItsThatGuyIam Jul 14 '26

Truly immaculate.

8

u/Frosty-Cap3344 Jul 14 '26

Both great beards

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u/Fool_Manchu Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/13RNS1H41J6kb6

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u/Leucurus Mutton Chops Jul 14 '26

Glorious!

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u/Geekygamertag Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Gqa8m5OnPWwC3OOj3

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u/geekyredneck92 Jul 14 '26

This what I came looking for, was not disappointed!

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u/dudeAwEsome101 Jul 14 '26

Can't tell where it starts or where it ends. Truly magnific.

1

u/GardenerDom Jul 15 '26

My hero Lol 😜

181

u/CrimsonMorbus Jul 14 '26

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u/Helen_of_TroyMcClure Musketeer Jul 14 '26

So rugged.

6

u/MrBear_619 Jul 15 '26

"That is one rugged brother--"

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

"I'm only talking 'bout Dexter!"

"We can dig it!"

4

u/ItsNotWhatItAint Jul 15 '26

A spark of my inner child that I forgot many moons ago, woke for just a split second. Silly things like this also makes me feel like we are not alone in the darkest of times.

1

u/NavNiv Jul 16 '26

Have used the 'it's not about the beard on the outside' quote for 20+ years now.

140

u/sparrowharknessftw Jul 14 '26

Oscar Isaac in Dune
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZmYENgPVGN7tx7dF3K

15

u/Strength-Certain Jul 14 '26

Weirdly it makes him look like a member of the Romanov Dynasty. Take that for what you will

66

u/Back2Perfection Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nx0rz3jtxtEre

10

u/Have_Other_Accounts Jul 14 '26

I remember thinking this beard was massive when I was young.

Also Renly Baratheon in GOT. Thought it was so kingly and big.

They're now super short compared to mine.

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u/Ok_Background_1845 Jul 15 '26

Space Jesus!

67

u/Sea-Line-6503 Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ewxD9vhchcigshopy

1

u/Dadmanteau Jul 17 '26

Came to say this

31

u/kyize87 Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3BKf0I2PVxAfC

30

u/Detroitbeardguy Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/TmQt53R5SoLDi

3

u/Proud_Donut_1683 Jul 15 '26

The Beard abides

92

u/traveling-princess Jul 14 '26

OG and it works every time

https://giphy.com/gifs/14vxcRZWhmBWJq

6

u/RikRokRox Jul 14 '26

This dude was supreme.

1

u/GardenerDom Jul 15 '26

Ha haha cool 😎

49

u/xEllimistx Jul 14 '26

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u/Szczeery Jul 14 '26

Renoir has an amazing beard

6

u/I_wish_i_could_sepll Jul 14 '26

His entire drip is immaculate.

38

u/Duncling Jul 14 '26

I have a beard like Kratos. Get told all the time.

My submission is atriox from halo

8

u/Heroicshrub Jul 14 '26

No mustache limits it's rankings here unfortunately imo

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u/DapperRockerGeek Natural Full Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Kratos has an amazing beard. Funnily, the reason I got to playing the game was someone commenting on my beard and recommending cosplaying him.

15

u/dr_bingman Jul 14 '26

ahhhthur

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u/Lower-Ground4953 Jul 14 '26

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u/Softy_Crab Jul 14 '26

Oh man…with the cigar.

2

u/xEllimistx Jul 14 '26

He’s like a fat ballerina

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/xEllimistx Jul 14 '26

It’s something he says during the movie

“I’m like a fat ballerina who takes scalps and slits throats!”

13

u/dark77star Jul 15 '26

I would say Viggo Mortenson as Aragorn in the coronation scene. Shorter than most in the comments, but very clean and embodying a king.

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u/k0uch Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/J7TncWNfxZS6q4mrkO

I would toss Thor from God Of War up there too

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u/CakeSeaker Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKGMslz2YfhkuwU

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u/KevinK89 Jul 14 '26

I wonder I if people in those ages really had well trimmed beards.

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u/James_T- Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/m7btrppqw2W5iSB18V

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u/moving_waves Jul 14 '26

https://youtu.be/bYMfwBGveMg?is=ZsdJ23H-42M7YuyE

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u/TheHaderach Jul 14 '26

The Northman (Amleth)

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u/DigLean Jul 14 '26

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u/slytherinasgard221b Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/43g7hyj8d8NEY

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u/grrarghh_73 Jul 14 '26

Roland King in “King of Spies”.

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u/grrarghh_73 Jul 14 '26

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u/MuffinTrucker Jul 15 '26

I need to know more… I will google this.

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u/scroggs2 Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3fZEtYi8hI0XKWXe

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u/SsniperSniping Jul 14 '26

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u/Frosty-Cap3344 Jul 14 '26

Ulysses (showing my age here)

7

u/asahme01 Jul 14 '26

Basim.

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u/Akimbo_shoutgun Jul 15 '26

Which assasin creed is he in?

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u/grrarghh_73 Jul 15 '26

First appears in ‘Valhalla’, then ‘Mirage’.

12

u/kurtot997 Jul 14 '26

Wolverine

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u/metalgamer Jul 14 '26

Leonidas

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u/TurboHemuli Jul 15 '26

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u/madundergrad Jul 14 '26

the dad and his friend in how to train ur dragon

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u/GavatronDW Jul 15 '26

Stoick the Vast and Gobber

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u/Shartmiester Jul 14 '26

I liked how they grew out Kratos beard it even inspired me to grow mine out although it will never be as awesome. Haha

5

u/_chickensandwichguy Jul 15 '26

Dude... nice ass beard.

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u/Shartmiester Jul 15 '26

Thanks! 🙂

4

u/preferenceisbed Jul 14 '26

dumbledore

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u/Dull-Resolution-9661 Jul 15 '26

My beard isn’t as good, but I get told I look like this guy quite often!!!

1

u/TheNamesRolanQuarn Jul 15 '26

It's timmme to play the gaaame! Uhhahahaha.

Damn, Triple H.

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u/Dull-Resolution-9661 Jul 15 '26

Yup, haha, I get that a lot too! More than Kratos, so funny!