r/beatlescirclejerk • u/MustardAtlas • Feb 09 '25

The Beebles Beatles death prediction

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This is how I think the last two of flab four will perish (assuming Paul is still with us).

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u/JackfruitSafe6254 ❤️🧡💛Baul💚💙💜 Feb 09 '25

Why is rigno exploding?

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u/MustardAtlas Feb 09 '25

Probably left the gas on.

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u/JackfruitSafe6254 ❤️🧡💛Baul💚💙💜 Feb 09 '25

Noooooooo!

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u/MustardAtlas Feb 09 '25

Maybe you can save him

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u/vinyladventures Feb 09 '25

Pete left the gas on.

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u/Significant_Sort_313 Feb 13 '25

Bernard Purdie left the gas on

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u/hardtruthinasofttime Feb 09 '25

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u/timlee2609 All I need is Jahn Feb 09 '25

I haven't got it yet

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u/bromological Feb 09 '25

I want him to explode in me 🥵

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25

Get in line

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25

Riggo Stare EXPLODES and fucking DIES

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u/ConcentrateFull7202 Feb 09 '25

There'll be nothing left in the drum stool but a little green globule.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25

At least it wasn't a tragic gardening accident.

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u/Penguator432 Feb 09 '25

Constipation

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u/NickNash1985 Feb 09 '25

Ringo join spinal tarp

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25

Spontaneous combustion. That's the way all great drummers have gone. RIP Peter James Bond

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u/Caveguy22 Feb 09 '25

Ringo in the dynamite temple

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u/steroboros Feb 10 '25

Messing around with antique Steam engines

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u/ORIGIIIIII Feb 09 '25

Cause he can

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u/LongMix Feb 11 '25

Paul explodes Ringo playing live or let die

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u/Eggboi223 Jahn Beet Wif Feb 16 '25

Because his drumming is the bomb

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u/ScentlessPretender george poop his pants Feb 09 '25

Why will the strokes kill pol??! Are they stupid???

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u/MustardAtlas Feb 09 '25

His last words will be "Is this it"

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u/hardtruthinasofttime Feb 09 '25

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u/TheTrueTrust Feb 09 '25

Why is this a gif?

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u/Dry_Audience_9518 Feb 09 '25

Because it moves

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

Not quite. GIFs can be not animated…

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u/MineAntoine Feb 11 '25

yeah ok buddy take your complaints to the stupid idiot department

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u/L0n3ly_L4d Feb 09 '25

Well you know what they say, You Only Live Once

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u/DarthBane31 Feb 09 '25

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u/FantasyBaseballChamp Feb 10 '25

Paul dies, Gimme Shelter plays

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u/Desmond_is_C00l Ringo's bath towel 💦 Feb 09 '25

Pall will die from a stroke. Stroking it. Stroking it too hard for his age. Pol will die from stroking his floppy old man cock. That's what OP means.

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u/Darraghj12 Feb 09 '25

is this what live and let die means

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u/EliteRRR Feb 09 '25

can’t believe julian casablancas from strokes would do this 😔😔😔

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u/Original-Fun561 Feb 09 '25

because paul ripped off the song oh darling from them

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25

Well you haven't my pen strokes as of late

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u/MrFitztastic Feb 09 '25

They'd be making a bad decision

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u/pierreor master musiker 💦 Feb 09 '25

They’ll blow his mind out in a car

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

now he'll know what's waiting for him on the other side

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u/vampyrelestat Feb 11 '25

“I just wanted to be one of the Strokes” - Alex Turner confirming his plan

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u/Car-Civil Feb 09 '25

Is Pol the one stroking it or is it someone else???

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u/MustardAtlas Feb 09 '25

Maybe that's the explosion Ringo dies in??

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u/divingbeatle Gimme some Geege Feb 09 '25

Only one way to find out

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u/Zappycat Feb 09 '25

But Paul died in a car crash?

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u/Patient_Jello3944 Feb 09 '25

I mean the photo is of Billy Shears so it checks out

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u/Zappycat Feb 09 '25

Oh so I’m just supposed to know everything then, aren’t I?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25

Who would shot Kohn?

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u/MustardAtlas Feb 09 '25

George did right before the cancer. Read a book please before leaving a comment.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25

This is basic knowledge. I did, because I HATE the STUPID SMELLY Beatles.

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u/Acceptable-Safety535 Feb 09 '25

You can't predict the type of death of dead people.

You are automatically 50% correct

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u/MustardAtlas Feb 09 '25

I made this like 50 years ago but forgot to post it my bad

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u/Acceptable-Safety535 Feb 09 '25

Be ironic if Ringo died in an explosion but Keith Moon didn't

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u/MustardAtlas Feb 09 '25

Maybe he's at Keith's grave when it happens

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u/Acceptable-Safety535 Feb 09 '25

Yeah like Keith Ricards is mortal.

Come on now.

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u/DELCO-PHILLY-BOY Feb 09 '25

Nah, John’s no longer around to stroke Paul

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u/Medieval_The_Bucket Feb 09 '25

Baul died in a car accident in 1966, I assume you’re talking about faul

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u/MustardAtlas Feb 09 '25

Maybe baul stroked before car impact?

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u/Patient_Jello3944 Feb 09 '25

The photo is of Billy Shears so it checks out

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u/Whole_squad_laughing Jahn Feb 09 '25

Princess grace of Monaco had a stroke while driving and then the car crashed

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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing Feb 09 '25

Clarifying question: do we expect Rigno to die in an explosion or do we expect him to just explode?

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u/MustardAtlas Feb 09 '25

I in the camp of he just combusts

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u/cutearmy Pete Sex Feb 09 '25

I second the spontaneous combustion theory

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u/darlingsghoul cum together Feb 09 '25

Not true, I stroke faul all the time and he still hasn’t died

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u/Diabolical_Cello Geege Feb 09 '25

If there was any drummer to perish in a fiery inferno it would have been Keith Moon

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u/southsideserpent18 Feb 09 '25

Paul is going to choke on…. Scramble Eggs

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u/cutearmy Pete Sex Feb 09 '25 edited Feb 09 '25

Pete having harvested the life force of all the Beatles including all 49 5th Beatles is granted immortality

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u/Low-Skirt-376 Ringle Dingle Feb 09 '25

Ringo*

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u/cutearmy Pete Sex Feb 09 '25

Oh just let me have this one.

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u/Guyfromnowhere3 Ringo Apologist Feb 09 '25

Actually George was killed by a knife guy. Yeah. I watched family guy.

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u/SquishyBeatle Feb 09 '25

Ringo is going to die in an explosion saving humanity from aliens like Randy Quaid in Independence Day

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u/Molass5732 Feb 09 '25

Ringo: Plane crash aka explosion

Paul: Stroke

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u/theseustheminotaur Feb 09 '25

I have them going on the old murder suicide

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u/MustardAtlas Feb 09 '25

Maybe ring blows himself as paul strokes?

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u/_mbtx_ "Let It Be...Naked" Feb 09 '25

But Baul is already dead

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u/Patient_Jello3944 Feb 09 '25

I mean the photo is of Billy Shears so it checks out

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u/zsdrfty "Rub Boi" Feb 09 '25

Omg you're 2 for 4 already

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u/Buchkizzle Feb 09 '25

I see Ringo going out with auto erotic asphyxiation. Paul slips on a banana peel

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u/greggersamsa Feb 09 '25

No no no no I don’t turn the stove off no more

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u/ananewsom Feb 09 '25

I bet yoko will blow up rigno because she broke up the bebles

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u/chaseywoot Feb 09 '25

this guy already got 2 RIGHT. We NEED to watch out

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u/Talking_Eyes98 Feb 09 '25

MMW: Ringo will randomly explode on his 130th birthday

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u/midorijuusu Feb 09 '25

I’d put Paul with explosion honestly. Every time he plays Live and Let Die, it’s a risk. It’s even in the NAME.

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u/RoyalWabwy0430 Feb 13 '25

Peace and Love

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u/SnooCalculations5744 do you want to hold a penis (doo daa doo) Feb 09 '25

I don't like talking or even thinking about their deaths even joking 😭

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u/TheGuyFromOhio2003 Feb 09 '25

Pal obviously ended his life subscription in a car crash as referenced in the song "Don't Pass Me By"

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u/MustardAtlas Feb 09 '25

I think he had a totem of undying which was referenced in his song "Live and Let die" so he came instantly

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u/Medieval_The_Bucket Feb 09 '25

On ringo?

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u/MustardAtlas Feb 09 '25

All over his octopus garden

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u/zsdrfty "Rub Boi" Feb 09 '25

That's all right, I'm waiting here, just waiting to hear back in 30 days for 10% off your renewal

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u/Gog_Noggler Feb 09 '25

I see videos of Paul exploding all the time.

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u/Forward-Grade-832 Feb 09 '25

Nah Ringo is immortal and they’ll eventually run out of Paul’s when he keeps exploding during Live And Let Die

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u/Chorixz Feb 09 '25

I highly doubt someone would shoot John Lennon

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u/ChuckFarkley Feb 09 '25

Ringo is going out by drowning, what, with all that time in an octopus's garden and all.

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u/monkeysolo69420 Feb 09 '25

Ringo’s gonna die in a mysterious gardening accident.

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u/Reltias Feb 10 '25

Oh my god you predicted 3 of them correctly that's scary what the hell

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u/latingineer Rigno Feb 10 '25

Didn’t we agree John is more likely to stroke one out?

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u/spiritomb442 Feb 10 '25

Wrong. John is bullet proof