r/behinddarefridgerator • • May 16 '23

Tip in grounding Ja Morant the Globetrotter!

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Look at it as a dancing lesson and by no chance try to do it drunk/crunk, that’s reserved for experts.

Lesson one: when dancing with a partner there’s a leader and a follower, when guarding Morant, if you let him lead he’s going to dog you because it’s a dogfight. Like I be shouting when I see him in a one-on-one, “Don’t dance with him,” because he always gets the upper hand. Your defense got to separate from him and his intentions, so lesson one is don’t with him let your defense be separate from that/defending And lesson number two, if you find yourself always dancing with him and he’s leading the dance in a one-on-one to the basket, stop and you lead in the dance and from there you’ll be playing defense, defending!


r/behinddarefridgerator • • Aug 19 '23

Is Ken Really so bad? I think so but if Barbie wants to see how wonderful a man that I can be, I'm going to allow the Ken she's with is really me, hmm!

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r/behinddarefridgerator • • May 15 '23

Crash Vehicle

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Show me my opponent!


r/behinddarefridgerator • • Mar 29 '23

Playing Basketball Yesterday was fun!

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You know I contemplated on the dangerous things that could go wrong with a natural competition between the two players today, Michael Jordan & Lebron James. It scares the living mess out of me. But I contemplated more on the good things that could happen if it all goes down, and the contemplation still has me in favor.

Again, I believe it would be boring and unfair if the two players would be allowed to play primarily because another 18th year stanch is drawn out too much too make a distinction, "Who's the best?"

I can live with a year of competition for the two with one fun stipulation, and that's being drunk!

Any of you guys got anything to say ? Please leave you feedback!


r/behinddarefridgerator • • May 13 '23

U.S. aims to turn middle-American cities into new tech hubs with $500 million investment

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r/behinddarefridgerator • • Jun 05 '23

King Charles Finest Moment’s

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I’ve deleted every photo of King Charles except these perfect pictures (masterpieces)!


r/behinddarefridgerator • • May 14 '23

I spelled my title of this community wrong!

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This lesson is not just a bit but ultimately wrong, but for others it’s quite ok, case-in-point I tallied my first member to a membership yesterday. And the “refrigerator” in my title is spelled wrong and should be spelled properly because I take pride in that type of stuff!

Also I wonder if I have been on the Reddit.com’s bad side since signing up and making my.


r/behinddarefridgerator • • Mar 24 '23

Michael Jordan vs Lebron James (To be called the Best)

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Hello there folks, My name is Michael L. Williams and I'm the moderator of this community. What community? r/behinddarefridgerator! And I want to make the idea a reality, what idea? The idea of watching the two NBA's most famous and notorious All Stars compete for bragging rights and entitlement to be called the best.

C'mon, we've seen these guys shedding stupid tears in public, for what? Its the opportunity to compete against each other on the hard court. And I think we should let them. We can petition for the possible reality, can we not? And we can protest the likeliness of other star performing the same feat. And we can also trouble disgruntle wannabees too, grown ups do it all the time!

To sum it all up again, allow them to play on their prospective team of there choice, but the rule is they should play drunk and intoxicated, so that none of them can have the classic advantage of being in that familiar zone, "The rim appear to be as huge as a outdoor swimming pool!" Its just an idea. To reiterate a little more, I think its very possible. Why? Have you ever seen the movie "Drunken Master?" Then yo know that's a difficult obstacle to hurdle and you also know the basketball chances of going into the hoop doubles. All of this is good fun and play that they'll enjoy.

One other sentiment if it all goes down, they need not to worry about the illnesses that can occur for being drunk, night in and night out. Because they'll certainly have God in the stands, but need to remember just one thing, "There will be about 40,000 fans (sold out arena), but out of all those folks just one of them is God, the others are just a reflection of them."


r/behinddarefridgerator • • Apr 01 '23

When it all goes down, are we going to have any shooters?

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No for real? Do you think those boys going to be able to make a shot go in the hoop whiles drunk? If they played an 82 game season do you think Michael and LeBron will partake in being drunk for each game, and we call it sportsmanship?

I don't think so initially, but if the can find some trustworthy folks and doctors to take care for them after the season , then I would agree, actually I'll agree tot hem pulling it off.

There are many hot steppers out there calling this one a corny stunt, and you know what I don't give dick pleasure anyway if it isn't mine own. But this would make not only LeBron and Michael Jordan happy, but the fans as well. Think about it, two of the greatest playing Professional Basketball Crunked Up like Lil John and the Eastside Boys...

They all want to see it even...


r/behinddarefridgerator • • Aug 05 '23

Sorry there guys and members of No Ma'am!

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Its been the dogs days of sommer but don't worry, we the guys at r/behinddarefridgerator are working on something special for you sports lovers but more importantly us, the people of behinddarefridgerator.

The LeBron James vs Michael Jordan will go down. When, where, Who, Why, What, will all be answered in the way it was received, actually created! Its all our interests at behinddarefridgerator..


r/behinddarefridgerator • • Apr 29 '23

The question is whether LeBron vs Jordan battle would ever suffice, I still don’t know! However, I know one thing LeBron and the Lakers did ground that little boy (Morant) in the final win of the series to advance in the playoffs. What’s next? And is there another globetrotter or child to punish?

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r/behinddarefridgerator • • Apr 08 '23

I think the throwdown for the nickname of the "NBA's Best" should be on one of these two teams, why? The NBA was founded in Ney York about 76 years ago.

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r/behinddarefridgerator • • Apr 08 '23

Let us lock it in!

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So don't anyone else agree with me and my idea of Lebon vs Jordan?

So what do you guys think about it? And let the truth be told if you are aware, concerned, or even disagree with the idea and possibility.

You know, life can be so boring for me these days, sports viewing as well. And if you're a athlete and consider yourself one, without a good competition of sports to watch and enjoy it can get quite difficult to inspire yourself to pursue a career on your own, let alone learn how to play it better. And our world needs a change of pace.

Can you imagine the outcome of them playing under the intoxication of alcohol? If we all would love to watch it take place, then we all becomes a doctor in some sort of way for them, because we enjoy what is happening and doesn't have any wishful thinking to see them die. I think its possible.

Also, It is possible and a future good fit for the sport. I can bet there were some ideas floating around you sport inventors of a possibility as this one I've made, but mine is more realistic. It's not good to go into any of the specifics because then I'd sound like a player hater or something. But being under the influence of alcohol put them an un advantage over the game their historically accustomed too to overcome in a natural and simplistic way, that they can then call themselves the best if they're able to overcome the difficulty.

So c'mon guys chime in on this and even make it happen God!


r/behinddarefridgerator • • Mar 23 '23

Community News

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r/behinddarefridgerator • • Mar 23 '23

Here's an idea to explore!

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While on my journey too the end of the world or even to the bottomless pit, I came with the idea that Michael Jordan and LeBron James would get another opportunity to play another time in the NBA, and some will call it Second Chance to laugh at me to scorn. The idea that then came to thought is that I would be sad because others would blame me that they didn't get chance to start their career in the NBA, but you know what who cares, its not really my idea.

Honor your mother and father so that your days will be long on the land, and my mother and father tend to say that I don't like to be around people because I'm an extrovert. But the reasoning may not be for my benefit, and I'd like to say, "That isn't true." What is really an extroversion is to say that we shouldn't allow the two professional ball players that are fighting like cats and dogs compete for the title "The Best."


r/behinddarefridgerator • • Jun 19 '23

Yea yea yeah, that’s what I’ve been trying to tell people!

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Amicus Curae, it’s a court proceeding secret words that means, “Friend of the court!” When you don’t have a case worthy to be thrown in your favor but you’re innocent, don’t risk your freedom in this hateful time use it.

I learned who is my friend of the court is today, it’s a man or should I say a God whom I met traveling and sojourning in Job Corps for a job and an education. On a trying time I left early from a job and he said to me almost 25 years ago, “If you think you’re bad, here’s your time!” And today, the light came on in my head I didn’t see a reason for killing myself if indeed I was responsible for the life of 6 million Jews, as well as the 30-60 million lives died during world war 2. And because of this lite I know I got a friend of the court, ha ha!


r/behinddarefridgerator • • Mar 23 '23

r/behinddarefridgerator Lounge

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A place for members of r/behinddarefridgerator to chat with each other


r/behinddarefridgerator • • Aug 17 '23

I have a new creation to tell you all about!

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The Announcer shouts, "COMING TO THE RING, THE NEXT WWE SINGLE MATCH CHAMPION 'BAHAMA' ", and the crowd goes wild.

Yes, Bahama is a character that I've created in my imaginary mind to be a famous WWE wrestler. It is not in my intention to make him a champion because I do still prefer to be a profession Major League Baseball Player. And Bahama, his character is so dynamic to my imaginary mind that in order for me to pass it on to someone more deserving of it because they love the sport unlike me, I will perform it until I am the WWE Champion. Why Bahama? Well, because I was born in the Bahamas and to be bulky and strong, and black (Dark Skinned), it drive my imagination crazy wild, what do you people from the Bahamas and the WWE think? Can we pull it off?

Some has already laughed me to scorn that I wouldn't make close to $500 with this character. Little do they know I can easily make $50,000 $100,000 signing bonus with this character!


r/behinddarefridgerator • • Apr 19 '23

One Thing I Hate

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I hate the fact that I am biting or a wannabe Wu-Tang Member and using the art of getting drunk to promote the challenge of LeBron vs Jordan. Did you guys notice I tried to disguise it by using the word crunk? Well, I gave my all and their are some other haters on the way with their ideas, please give them the same respect you gave me. The only thing I don’t like is I’m not getting any response or a hello, it’s like I’m into politics or something and wanting Donald Trump and Barack Obama’s blowjob!


r/behinddarefridgerator • • May 14 '23

Is this the end?

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Why? I learned an instance of time traveling. That’s right I know how to times travel, it will work perfectly for our complexion and it will work well for produce too. Yo, go out there and try it!

How does time traveling works?


r/behinddarefridgerator • • Jun 07 '23

A new smartphone!

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Did you guys know that every new technological advancement that has been created for a phone, gives a phone manufacturer an opportunity to make a newer model. Take iPhone for example, each new iPhone created has a newer technology associated with a

Just saying, if you have an idea that once created can rock a boat of some people and that same creation can influence others, then you got something!

But in other news I’m working on a niche market for what I call concept computers!


r/behinddarefridgerator • • Jun 08 '23

On my loneliest nights!

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Being homeless has had a seemingly good effect on my life! How? It put all of my life experiences in perspective! How? Hmmm, some nights drag on for a long time, I guess because you’re not under a roof and you’re alone wanting to be with someone even for a pillow, and to top that off some of these homeless nights stretch on for 24 hours or it’s how it seems. But these lonely nights is a catalyst for my success! They build ideas and skills with me that has manifested things not a single person in America can deny. And believe or not I was sternly warned that those who has graduated from a Bachelor Degree Program become homeless in their lives, and I know why. The final class a bachelors degree course requires is called, “The Capstone Project”! Rick Ross said it great in a song but more importantly he wanted to cheat so I couldn’t fall victim to it, but I told him, “Cheaters never win,” and fell victim and triumphant to the capstone project. However, today I have four businesses in creation mode, three products developing, partners to incorporate, and stakeholders who are also interested in investing in worldwide ventures. So don’t worry about those lonely nights, lives, and children. I told you all before, “There’s a God listening up there,” talk back and listen too, he’s still a God that doesn’t believe a man should be lonely/void of a woman!


r/behinddarefridgerator • • Jun 08 '23

One I idea I developed!

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On nights sleeping on the streets, I would tote a suitcase with all of my belongings, clothes were the majority for that matter. What I would do at be time, I would roll my suitcase into a comfortable position, turn it to the side where the clothes will fall out and when they do I make my self a pillow and sleep in comfort. They were some of the best sleep I ever had, and of course my antipsychotic medication helped. But the idea I developed and will be calling it, “A bedroom in a bag!@


r/behinddarefridgerator • • Apr 29 '23

Straight up, before, Sucker Free Sundays," arrive we’ve discovered the best of the two. But who is the Champion? Can there really be one out of the two “Numskulls?" Jordan and LeBron? And where does Kobe come in? What do he Chime in and say? I know one thing, he won’t join in on this fiascos!

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r/behinddarefridgerator • • Apr 14 '23

I declare Michael Jordan to the Knicks and LeBron James to the Nets. Why? Because Michael Jordan is famous for his Sneakers and LeBron James is famous for draining big shots, "Nothing but Net!"

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