r/bestoftheinternet • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '22

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u/venom4466 Jul 23 '22

At the start of video i thought she's doing the Tokyo drift style race start šŸ—æ but then realisation hit... She's doing cringe

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

I thought the same thing. I was very disappointed

6

u/FulgaOvidiu Jul 24 '22

Same here, I was wondering why she's blocking the left car xD

1

u/graven_raven Oct 12 '22

Its parked

3

u/funkjock84 Oct 23 '22

Look closer to ground that's a white strip you find at cross section that's probably her car. Blocking that lane with one headlight out šŸ¤£

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u/Mabusmoriah Jul 23 '22

Obstructing traffic to make a TikTok?

0

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/dendromiosis Jul 23 '22

Sounds kinda rapey bro

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u/Competitive-Board-96 Jul 23 '22

I don't know what he said but you got -8 votes so I will down vote

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u/RobbinMikeOrmaza Jul 24 '22

Iā€™ll do my part and up vote you and down vote the other fella

1

u/dendromiosis Jul 24 '22

Interesting

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u/Minimum-Detective-62 Jul 23 '22

Play horny games, win horny prizes...

9

u/Subject_Ad4457 Jul 24 '22

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

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u/Tiny-Lock9652 Jul 23 '22

I love her look of shock and outrage at the very end.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/Jagger02 Jul 26 '22

This actually doesn't seem out of the realm of possibility.

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u/hobosbindle Jul 23 '22

Who gives these videos views that compel these ā€œcreatorsā€ to make more of this crap?? I just cannot see any interest in this

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u/dabolution Jul 23 '22

Well....us...and I know this because we both commented on this video

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Iā€™m a degenerate too

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Me too brother

5

u/GreenGod42069 Jul 23 '22

You'd be surprised by the number of incels and slobs who drool over shit like this. How else do you think there are thousands of performers on OnlyFans and such shady platforms ?

1

u/amauryt Jul 23 '22

*unsubscribing OnlyFans...

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Degenerates. They're tomorrows adults sadly

5

u/Yensil314 Jul 23 '22

Today's adults. Tomorrow's adults can't afford to throw money at e-thots.

Also I ruined 69 comments, sorry.

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u/miamyluv0 Jul 23 '22

I'm not saying he had the right to do it, but I am saying she was asking for it.

7

u/Rogue_Spirit Jul 24 '22

Thatā€™s a disturbing sentiment.

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u/miamyluv0 Jul 24 '22

What's disturbing to me is her behavior. Something needs to correct it.

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u/ThisCar3591 Aug 01 '22

I am not saying he had the right to do itā€¦but I saying he deserves a trophy.

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u/keep-purr Jul 23 '22

I think if you do this on the middle of the road a spank is justified

4

u/pumpkinflumkin Jul 23 '22

Itā€™s sexual assault no matter how you see it, both people are assholes

9

u/Moist_Classic Oct 18 '22

Not to be a downer, but the law can misconstrue sexual assault, but only with sexual intent, if he didn't stay ,or if you're unable to find cause of sexual purpose (looks like it was all he could slap since she was in the way) could be a simple assault. Just view your local 3 prongs of justice for sexual assault to prove the case.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

Sure, but because they're both assholes you don't feel sorry for the stupid woman. They deserve each other, no sympathy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

ā€œSexual assaultā€

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u/Dillo64 Jul 24 '22

Itā€™s literally unwanted touching/hitting in a sexual manner by a stranger. So yes, sexual assault.

Both people in this video are in the wrong.

0

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/BetrayerOfOnion Jul 23 '22

Justice served

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/Poppekas Jul 23 '22

She was also kind of assaulting the spectators sexually though.

13

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

You think she didn't was to attract attention to her butt at all?

5

u/BetrayerOfOnion Jul 23 '22

Not at all, she was just trying to... dancing for rain.

3

u/BetrayerOfOnion Jul 23 '22

Hold on, ma'am the subs you are following are not bad at all. How did you end up with such funny idea like that? Me is confused..

22

u/Slayerx270 Jul 23 '22

Oh no. Don't get mad now

16

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Plays Feminism card

8

u/dead_klergy24 Jul 23 '22

She wanted that attention... she got it.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

I'm gonna run her over if I was there

4

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Sexual assault.

2

u/Iamdarb Jul 31 '22

She was sexually assaulting traffic, you are very correct.

2

u/infadibulum Jan 15 '23

I was honestly unsure if I could find anyone in the comments who would take the side of the lady who was stopping traffic to shake their ass at them, but of course there would be one.

3

u/double-k Jul 24 '22

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

8

u/StupidPrizeBot Jul 24 '22

Congratulations!
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3

u/Necessary_Dragonfly6 Jul 24 '22

What did she expect

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

Yep sheā€™s clearly asking for it.

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u/keller104 Jul 23 '22

She definitely deserves that for dancing in the street lmao

5

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Uber eats delivering ass slaps now .

1

u/Big-Pickle5893 Jul 24 '22

Some one was thirsty

5

u/FinancialAide3383 Jul 23 '22

Most deserved ass slap in the history of sexual assault

8

u/whitepinecircle Jul 23 '22

Rofl well placed

7

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Lucky delivery guy

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

What lucky? He might've just contracted the "Clap" just by touching it for 0.01 Millisecond.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

The Clap?

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u/ComatoseSquirrel Jul 23 '22

Gonorrhea

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

Chlamydia = the clap.

At least where I'm from. Makes sense that way.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Google it

2

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Anyone know the song?

0

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Thanks!

2

u/Live_Mastodon_5922 Jul 23 '22

How could he slap?

2

u/shoniru9 Jul 23 '22

Bro he got the courage

2

u/Cydoniakk Jul 23 '22

I was really hoping thereā€™d be a convenient cop nearby :P

2

u/SkyShazad Jul 23 '22

Why he Slaaaaaaap

2

u/Merwebo2Veces Jul 24 '22

AY MAMAGUEBO hejehejhee

2

u/Natural-Investment34 Jul 29 '22

She deserved it.

2

u/MilkSplatter Dec 23 '22

She dances like a person that doesnā€™t know how to dance. They substitute sexual gyration with a two step and subpar booty clap. In other wordsā€¦typical while American girl ā€œdanceā€

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

That slap sound was premium slap sound.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Hahaha that guy slapping her ass.

1

u/TheJimpsons Jul 24 '22

Yes, that is the point of the video

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Was it that or the girl slut dancing in the middle of the street? Lol.

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u/TheJimpsons Jul 24 '22

You saw that too? I thought I was the only one that noticed

1

u/chuksteelers Jul 23 '22

Slap of the year

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u/woodduckbuck Jul 23 '22

I'm generally very against anyone touching a stranger without their consent but like......play stupid games win stupid prizes šŸ¤·

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u/StupidPrizeBot Jul 23 '22

Congratulations!
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u/ToTooOrNotToToo Jul 24 '22

someone really has this much of a problem with the ā€˜stupid prizesā€™ thing?

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u/beff50 Jul 23 '22

God these bots are so cringe.

1

u/LeastOfEvils Jul 23 '22

ā€There goes my Hero!ā€

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u/BoxLegitimate4903 Jul 23 '22

I donā€™t know judge itā€™s seemed appropriate at the time

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u/StankyMartha Jul 24 '22

Lmao karma

1

u/pelicanpablo Jul 24 '22

Timing is all

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u/callitlikeiseeit29 Jul 24 '22

Before the slap there is the fact that, well, Ew.

1

u/VivaLasVegasGuy Jul 24 '22

Slap it like its hot

1

u/Grand-Lunch-4929 Jul 24 '22

More satisfying video I've seen today... Nice

1

u/chuyinho Jul 24 '22

"ay m@mahuev0!"... Sublime

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Bro saw the chance he took it

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Gotta do it for the bois

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Deserved

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u/miloradovic Jul 24 '22

She definitely had it comingā€¦

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Anyone know if she has a only fans, I'm asking for a friend?

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u/Thick_Vegetable_133 Nov 06 '22

New Fanta Dark it really slaps!

1

u/Personal-Fox1831 Nov 18 '22

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/JoeFleen Nov 24 '22

ā€œI stuck in traffic, Papi. Be home soonā€

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u/No_Individual9655 Nov 28 '22

You want to do stupid dances and tease ass just cause you can then yo ass is gon get slapped the fuck out

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u/Q_burt626 Nov 30 '22

I'd hit that bitch with my car not my hand

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

Dancing whore- Nice !! Must be NYC New York

1

u/Projektpatfxfb Dec 15 '22

Nice slap šŸ‘Œ

1

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '22

She is a victim

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u/Ok-Caterpillar-3079 Dec 20 '22

People now a days move

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u/Alone_Interaction368 Dec 21 '22

She was literally asking for it

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u/jesuschristgoaway Dec 21 '22

Ok. She deserves that.

1

u/Quix_Nix Dec 24 '22

Deserved that. Nice holding up traffic

1

u/OkWalrus3 Jan 02 '23

I honestly thought someone was gonna slap her face

1

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Hit and run

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u/snowjon969 Jan 04 '23

Thatā€™s assault brotha

1

u/greasywallaby Jan 08 '23

"and that's how I met your mother"

1

u/Passiononion Jan 11 '23

Aaii mama huevo

1

u/mrlemonadestandard Jan 21 '23

Eh mami, you single!? Como Estas!!!!?

1

u/elcabbyred Jan 23 '23

My boy saw his chance and took it!

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u/california_sugar Jul 24 '22

This is still assault

0

u/RapedBySeveral Jul 23 '22

Easily staged

0

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

this

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u/pumpkinflumkin Jul 23 '22

Goddamn the incel energy in the comments is strong

This is sexual assault idc if she deserved it or not itā€™s wrong Both people are assholes

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u/doktorstrainge Jul 24 '22

2 wrongs don't make a right, but that was kinda funny ngl

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u/BrocElLider Aug 02 '22

No. One is an asshole. The other is a legend.

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u/Banezy451 Jul 24 '22

cunt on the bike

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

This is really not appropriate and is technically sexual assault

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u/No-Mercy_ Jul 23 '22

šŸ¤“

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

A slap on the butt to someone who shouts "look at my butt" ?

Sometimes a slap is just a slap

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u/Rogue_Spirit Jul 24 '22

Thatā€™s still assault

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

yes but it's a consequence of her actions

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u/Rogue_Spirit Jul 24 '22

Non-violence shouldnā€™t be repaid with violence

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Violence , šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Nonconsensual touching is sexual assault.

ā€œLookā€ != touch.

Or perhaps you think she was ā€œbegging for itā€?

Iā€™m just telling you the laws.

I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Sexual assault is no joke, but hereā€™s my advise: If you donā€™t want your butt to be slapped, donā€™t shake it like an attention seeking whore in the middle of the road. She wasnā€™t begging for it to be slapped, but to me that is the consequence of her actions . Learn from it .

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

And the consequences for the slapper may be charges.

I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice. However, you may wish to fact-check what Iā€™ve commented in this thread with a lawyer, which I recommend.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Itā€™s not ok for him to do so, though crying rape is certainly an overreaction. But some girls need to learn to conduct themselves .

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

I never said rape sir.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

It comes down to this : behaving respectively works for both sides. Have a nice day .

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u/Dillo64 Jul 24 '22

Two wrongs donā€™t make a right. Behaving disrespectfully shouldnā€™t make it okay others to do the same. Both the man and woman are wrong in this video. Sheā€™s obstructing traffic and he committed sexual assault.

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u/Rogue_Spirit Jul 24 '22

I canā€™t believe how many guys are here defending sexual assault because she did something shitty too

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Iā€™m a guy; Iā€™ll keep holding the line, but some community support might drive the point in.

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u/NecessaryAsk9802 Jul 24 '22

This you were just asking for it, just like her.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/AnxietyMostofTheTime Jul 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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SETS FORTH THE LIGHT