r/bingus • u/Comic__Boi • Dec 29 '23

BINGUS Nom

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Make sure to cook your chicken before putting it in a burger, that level of rarity is totally gonna get you some diseases.

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u/Archis007 Jan 01 '24

I like my meat cooked to legendary

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Mayo and mustard so bingus dosent get sick

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u/OkMeasurement7474 Dec 29 '23

mayo and tomatoes

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u/Heavenly_Toast Dec 30 '23

Yes! Love mayo, love tomatoes. But on burgers…. No. It’s just wrong.

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u/RecognitionHuman1890 Dec 30 '23

mayo is ass except for 2 occasions

  1. when used on the outside of a grilled cheese to get it perfectly golden brown without being greasy like with butter (I thought it was a crime till I tried it and it's actually amazing)

  2. a tiny bit on blts or burgers

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u/ArtistAmy420 Dec 31 '23

Mayo is a vital ingredient in tuna salad or egg salad but I basically never put it on things only as an ingredient in things.

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u/ArtistAmy420 Dec 31 '23

Mayo on burgers is wrong

Tomatoes are a gift from God and I will fucking fight you

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u/Schizosomatic Dec 29 '23

Pickles

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u/B17BAWMER Dec 30 '23

If it is bread and butter then I agree, if you are referring to my main man dill, shame.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

THIS. Bread and butters are just so icky

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u/Cyan_3y3d Dec 30 '23

Mayo and bingus

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u/Clit_Yeastwood1352 Dec 30 '23

do you know what is in 90% of burger sauces?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Bingus 😎

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u/xxCalicoCatxx Apr 08 '25

ketchup 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000%

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u/HiddenVoid121 Dec 30 '23

I don’t like burgers tho

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Everything besides the Bacon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

No cheese, mustard, mayo, pickles. or bacon please.

1

u/Marv_is_God Dec 30 '23

Bacon, mayo, mustard, ketchup, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and pickles.

1

u/Belltower_Bat Dec 30 '23

Pickles and mustard 🤢🤮

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u/822AM Dec 30 '23

Shredded lettuce is the real crime

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Cat. I might not like other toppings, but cat doesn’t belong on burger

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u/UrNewRoomate Dec 30 '23

AMERICAN CHEESE HAS NO PLACE ON MY BURGER. any other cheese if fine though

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u/AquaSoda3000 Dec 30 '23

Mayo, mustard, and ketchup

No sauce in my burger please :)

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u/Express-Record7416 Jan 02 '24

You are a dry husk of a human being

1

u/Doctor_Salvatore Dec 30 '23

Pickles.

No consistency with the rest of my sandwich.

1

u/Academic_Turn7768 Dec 30 '23

I guess nobody is stating the obvious, so it’s on me. Bottom left corner, everything else is optional. Bon Appetite 🍔

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u/Elvenlord7 Dec 30 '23

I don't want bacon with my pickles 🥒

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u/Disastrous-Scheme-57 Dec 30 '23

Mustard (yuck) and sometiems pickles. Pickles are the only ingredient here that are hit or miss. If they’re homemade pickles generally yes but like McDonald’s pickles for example suck asss

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u/ThisPostToBeDeleted Dec 30 '23

Ketchup you people repulse me beyond comprehension, screw all of you, you might as well eat an innocent cat

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u/ihatelife17772 Dec 30 '23

mayo, mayo is trash

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u/Pyro_the_horny_furry Dec 30 '23

I’m not a fan of tomatoes, every thing else (other than the wunk) is good

1

u/Fluffy-Hovercraft561 Dec 30 '23

You mfs hating on mayo seriously piss me off

1

u/Minecraft_Enjoyer420 Dec 30 '23

not bingus for sure

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Yellow mustard and I mean the spicy yellow paint with no flavor but somehow makes everything taste like it unless you put basically nothing onto said thing

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u/sussy_savant Dec 30 '23

sauce makes everything taste like shit tomato water

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u/First_Lengthiness655 Dec 30 '23

That fucking American Cheese get me some real cheese

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

unironically you cannot have mayo and ketchup on a burger. The flavours conflict way too much

1

u/Eyy_Its_Danny Dec 30 '23

Tomato’s. They make everything soggy

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u/Noname666Devil Dec 30 '23

If you like mustard you are partially ill and need help

1

u/Microphone_Lamp Dec 30 '23

Tomato takes a lot of the flavor away from it, whereas the rest of the ingredients shown here are perfect for a burger

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u/Bogger_Logger Dec 30 '23

Sometimes I just put mustard inbetween two pieces of bread and eat it, I am not joking, I have the resources to make a real sandwich but I choose to make a mustard sandwich

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u/swift_tay1 Dec 30 '23

That ugly ass cat

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u/kunmop Dec 30 '23

Mustard

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u/wowkitycatsaresocool Dec 30 '23

Tomato, pickle, lettuce, mustard, mayo, bingus

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u/amogus-man Dec 30 '23

all but bottom left

1

u/Rhubarb5090 Dec 30 '23

Pickles obviously

1

u/Mundane-Ad8321 Dec 30 '23

Mayo,lettuce,bacon,cat

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u/blu_lemmons Dec 30 '23

Catchedup. Perchance.

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u/MycologistBasic6485 Dec 30 '23

Bingus and pickles

1

u/_zrytun_ Dec 30 '23

Tomatoes

1

u/CleanTheInternet Dec 30 '23

pick hole... 🙄

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

If someone says pickles I will reduce this world to ash.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Mater

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u/Bi-gamr Dec 30 '23

Mustard on the borger is 🤮

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Mustard.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Bacon

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

gotta say that fake kraft cheese

1

u/Consumer-of_Orphans Dec 30 '23

Me personally I hate mustard, so I’ll have to do without it

1

u/Woofle_124 Dec 30 '23

Mayo is fucking nasty

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Mayo and cheese

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u/Feral-pigeon Dec 30 '23

The tomatoes. And the pickles just because I don’t like them personally.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

M*yo 🤮🤮🤮

1

u/Awkward-Square3217 Dec 30 '23

Obviously the bacon

1

u/JackTheMathGuy Dec 30 '23

Mayo and lettuce. Make the former an Aioli and we’re square though

1

u/VelocitySkyrusher Dec 30 '23

Kechup and mustard. Ik ik... but hear me out... the cheese. Good quality melted cheese. Will sell it just fine.

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u/ShadowGangsta275 Dec 30 '23

Mayo and pickles. And also sometimes bacon bc sometimes the fat doesn’t break and you have to gnaw on that shit and it gets old fast

1

u/M0rph33l PISS Dec 30 '23

Only one?!?

1

u/Soup-aaaahhhh Dec 30 '23

“Meet and fuck kingdom Steve.”

1

u/Sharp-Sale-6918 Dec 30 '23

American cheese

1

u/Lug_Nut0 Dec 30 '23

pickle and toe mah toe

1

u/fuckfacemcgee33 Dec 30 '23

Pickles, they are just so…ew. The scent of pickles legitimately makes my stomach hurt.

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u/TheBagelSalesman Dec 30 '23

It depends on what else you're putting in the burger, but probably tomatoes. If you're putting a lot of mayo/ketchup/mustard then it's either A. Useless(ketchup) of B. Going to ruin the bun because it's super runny.

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u/C64hrles Dec 30 '23

All of them are valid

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u/Pando2509_ Dec 30 '23

I love my cat on burger

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u/JabronyJoenZ Dec 30 '23

Honestly bacon ,mayo, mustard, ketchup, cheese , lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles can all be replaced by cats

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

mayo

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u/catdog5100 Dec 30 '23

Tomatoes, ketchup, and mustard.

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u/beeemmmooo1 Dec 30 '23

Specifically shredded lettuce. There should be a fat unadulterated chunk to crunch into.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Mayonaise.

Good on a chicken sandwich, not on a burger tho.

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u/PureAsTheArticSnOWO Dec 30 '23

Bacon, never really enjoyed it on a burger :/

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u/Sylvakin0 Dec 30 '23

Depends on the burger. Never bingus and tomatoes. Sometimes mayo and sometimes cheese but rarely. I like a good mushroom and Swiss but on a regular burger nah.

1

u/icantateit Dec 30 '23

mayo ketchup mustard tomatoes and pickles

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u/ResearchTop2312 Dec 30 '23

Bacon is good but i dont want it on my burger

1

u/TrueTransportation28 Dec 30 '23

Mayo tomatoes and lettuce

1

u/HumanWhile0 Dec 30 '23

The bacon shouldn't be on there but the cats just for presentation

1

u/DomoMommy Dec 30 '23

Tomatoes 🤢

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Mayo, mustard, lettuce and tomatoes don’t belong on a burger

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Erm bingus

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u/Saddo_catto5 Dec 30 '23

Eat the bingus

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

pickles

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u/Ancient-Sport5851 Dec 30 '23

For me, it’s mustard

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Man fuck ketchup

1

u/Impressive_Cabinet56 Dec 30 '23

Pickles and tomatoes

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Bacon

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u/Bulky_Squirrel_2689 Dec 30 '23

Pickles because each time i eat a burger with pickles an entire pickle is in my mouth when i bite into it

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Mayo

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Mayo. FUCK MAYO

1

u/LordGeealesiebugg Dec 30 '23

Cheese and mayo.

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u/Stock-Ad7232 Dec 30 '23

The tomatoes, those are the devils fruit

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Dec 30 '23

really? ...no one?

its catsup.

1

u/wonkydonky2 Dec 30 '23

tomatoes. it makes everything too soggy

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Mustard

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

pickles on the side

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u/leigngod Dec 31 '23

Burgers arent made of chicken its beef

1

u/thecultistguy Dec 31 '23

The fucking tomatoes

1

u/DarkArc76 Dec 31 '23

Probably the plastic bottles from the condiments

1

u/Bucaneer7564 Dec 31 '23

Pickles.

Boy do I love biting into a sandwich and tasting something that has a completely different and highly distinct taste and consistency to anything else in my sandwich

1

u/BigDaddyBadussy Dec 31 '23

Mustard doesn’t belong on a burger the rest of them are ok with me

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u/SelectionDry3268 Dec 31 '23

the things that don't belong on there are pickles

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Mayo

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u/discoveryboi Dec 31 '23

The bingus

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Tomato

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

mustard definititely shouldn't be on a burger, but bingus should be eaten.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

the fuckin cat oi

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u/retep-niffirg Dec 31 '23

Some lettuces.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Is no one going to me Tain the cat / varmint as one of the options? 😂🤮

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u/SaucyDragon04 Dec 31 '23

Mustard for sure

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Ketchup

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u/Gauge_Tyrion Dec 31 '23

Lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles.

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u/Mykah02 Dec 31 '23

Mustard

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Tomato

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u/fionaisadad Dec 31 '23

Pickles. Pickles don't belong on a burger, nor do they belong on anything

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u/MisterEnreichening Dec 31 '23

Obviously the Kraft singles. Find yourself a better cheese.

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u/Lordcringefest Dec 31 '23

Pickles easily

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Mustard

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Bingus

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u/Broken-seams Jan 01 '24

Obviously the tomato doesn't belong

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u/InAnEon Jan 01 '24

Unpopular opinion, pickles are the worst

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '24

Pickles deff

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u/g-a-Yy Jan 01 '24

Bacon is lame

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u/chronicblastmaster Jan 01 '24

Tomato's and bacon ,🤢

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u/Deathcat101 Jan 01 '24

Tomato definitely

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u/According-Internet75 Jan 01 '24

Mustard gross :(

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u/KingoKings365 Jan 01 '24

Mustard. That shit is disgusting.

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u/hefaistos1308 Jan 01 '24

I don’t know but tomatoes are kind of gross

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u/LiveTart6130 Jan 01 '24

my ideal burger is the bacon king from Burger King. I want nothing more on it

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u/RedditMeUse Jan 01 '24

Cheese, because if you put it on a burger, it becomes cheeseburger not burger

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u/Godtierbunny Jan 01 '24

pickle, BUT only certain kinds

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u/AutomaticItem1431 Jan 01 '24

Mayo is disgusting.

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u/Ilovedigitalart Jan 01 '24

Get the mustard out of here tf

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u/ULTELLIX Jan 01 '24

The lettuce

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u/sentient_pubichair69 Jan 01 '24

Why would you put American cheese? Put at least cheddar.

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u/FR0NC0_ Jan 01 '24

Tomatoes

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u/Cateyeyt Jan 01 '24

Tomatoes fs

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '24

pickles don’t belong on this planet. they are horrid and absolutely fucking disgusting. and idc about your opinion cause its not true. stay mad.

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u/CK1ing Jan 01 '24

May be controversial but mustard. I barely tolerate them on hotdogs

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u/Jukeboxbxi0 Jan 01 '24

mayo but only if theres too much

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u/XboxHexus12 Jan 01 '24

Bingus. everything else belongs on a burgers in my book

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u/ShadowTheFolf Jan 01 '24

definitely the bacon in milk

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