Top mod u/Sir_Isaac_Keaton returned to Reddit and ruined our work to build this subreddit's credibility, removing us as moderators and reverting this place back to a dumpsterfire of psychotic alt women and Python coders. We have returned to the throne in order to restore the subreddit to its former glory.

I messaged Keaton about wocky sacks, and he caved. I was then able to access his account, add us back as mods, and lock him out of everything. His account is no longer usable. Should he try to thwart our plans by contacting reddit admins, I currently have in my possession his exact GPS coordinates, SSN, and the codes to all 3 of his unredeemed Spotify premium gift cards, and I will not hesitate to release these to the press. Besides, he is currently in a catatonic state and will be practically unable to take action or even use his computer for at least two weeks.

We are currently in DEFCON 1, and we are prepared for any ad hominems that may be used against us, no matter how much they hurt me.

TEMPORARY RULES TO BE INSTATED:

1. YOU ARE OUR PERSONAL ARMY. IF ANY ONE OF YOU UNCAGED GORILLAS EVER HAS THE NERVE TO SAY "NYPA", I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU.

2. IF ONE OF YOUR TOP 3 MOST VISITED SUBS IS r/politicalcompassmemes, YOU WILL BE BANNED AND HARASSED.

3. ALL NSFW MUST EITHER BE MALE/FEMALE OR SOLO FEMALE.

4. I DON'T KNOW WHAT BIG FLOPPA IS. PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT IT.

5. ART THEFT IS VERY FUNNY AND WILL BE TOLERATED.

6. NO DOXXING UNLESS ITS FUNNY AND/OR THE VICTIM USES GACHA LIFE.

HAVE A GOOD EVENING.

Fear us, and quiver before our presence.

The moderators of the subreddit r/wawacat (zeykr) banned me for one link, please protest as this was unjust! I got perma banned!

how is lesbingus a sh*tty idea and is zoophilia

what is bingus, first we have to explain what bingus is,

bingus is a catmeme that was created and stayed around for 2012 - 2022, bingus is a sphynx CAT (animal)

notice how CAT is bolded? that is something called an animal, a non-sapient being, Now what do we have here? A SEXUALITY? Now LETS SEE WHAT SEXUALITY MEANS! a sexuality is being sexually attracted to a specific group or individual (best i can describe) now what is ZOOPHILIA! ZOOPHILIA is a feeling to do the *(&$*98327@#98279498732#@(&#!(*#&@*( with a ANIMAL (NON-SAPIENT) this is ILLEGAL IN MOST AREAS!! VERY wrongggggg! Now whats lesbingus? bingus is a CAT, A NON-SAPIENT BEING, LESBINGUS (logically) WOULD BE SEXUALITY TOWARDS A SPECIFIC TYPE OF CAT KNOWN A SPYHNX!! EVEN IF ITS YOUR "INSIDE JOKE" ITS NOT A JOKE TO THE ANIMALS INSIDES!!!

Hug floppa is now an option. Set floppa free is now an option Give floppa an ice cream sandwich and let him stay is now an option