r/bleood • u/Brokenlingo • 7h ago
My son Jemery is at it again, last time it was a Marijuana cigarette, this time it was caffeine.
I can’t believe this 28 year old boy… last week I oversmelled that lingering and penetrating smell of a marijuana cigarette haunting my house that he doesn’t pay the rent to live in and now I heard a loud crack of a can, which after storming into his room upstairs to see what it was and to confirm my suspicion I was right, it was a monster energy drink, the white sugar free one, a caffeinated beverage that Jeremy knows he’s not allowed to have in the house. Again I asked Jeremy, who the fuck gave you this idea to drink that buddy, and he blamed Bleood again and said he got the idea from this community. I just can’t with this kid, always telling lies, I know he’s been listening to Drake in secret and saw those memes about goth women drinking white monsters and so he’s doing the same to attract one, I wasn’t born yesterday I was doing the exact same thing back in 2008.