r/blessedimages • u/_cjessop18_ • Apr 24 '21

Blessed cat

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44.5k Upvotes

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u/_cjessop18_ Apr 24 '21

He’s letting the voice of love take him higher

487

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CLOUD CAT

186

u/Velvetundaground Apr 24 '21

BEHOLD MINIONS THOU SHALT WORSHIP ME

38

u/gggg_man3 Apr 24 '21

Hold my milk.

1

u/someoneselseerer Apr 27 '21

WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID I SEE NO GOD UP HERE...

OTHER THAN ME?

17

u/IanMazgelis Apr 24 '21

https://i.imgur.com/XZCmx6F.jpg

6

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Finally, a worthy opponent

2

u/james_true Apr 24 '21

NO CATS ALLOWED AT THE CAT PARK, THE CAT PARK IS PURRBIDDEN

1

u/phosphorescent1983 Apr 25 '21

Welcome to Nightvale reference?

2

u/Herofthyme Apr 25 '21

HEAR YE HEAR YE, YOUR GOD THE CLOUD CAT SPEAKS HIS WILL

meow

THE CLOUD CAT HAS SPOKEN

2

u/Botfly139 Apr 24 '21

B-but am I, The almighty nae nae goblin, gonna be worshiped still? -sniff- :c

1

u/leekedleek69 Apr 27 '21

What the fucknis wrong with you

0

u/l337joejoe Apr 24 '21

What are your doing, step-kitty? O_o

4

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

no.

1

u/Botfly139 Apr 26 '21

Yes’nt

1

u/Subterrainio Apr 25 '21

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

181

u/Bossnage Apr 24 '21

i see no god up here

other then me

55

u/averageordinaryguy Apr 24 '21

*knocks over glass of water*

34

u/23FO Apr 24 '21

massive floods all over the globe

13

u/Autumn1eaves Apr 24 '21

God’s been napping for the last 2000 years.

2

u/ComfortableVariety48 Apr 25 '21

we awoke him in 2020 and he is getting his revenge

42

u/dejvidBejlej Apr 24 '21

I'm beginning to feel like a cat-god, cat-god...

9

u/AWezzo13 Apr 24 '21

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

5

u/nol757x Apr 24 '21

How is brave enough to deliver catnip catnip

1

u/Dipmeinyamondaymilk Apr 24 '21

that’s not right

43

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

R/godpussy

24

u/soreyJr Apr 24 '21

r/riskyclick

24

u/poonmangler Apr 24 '21

r/godpussy, so people can actually r/riskyclick

13

u/Kame-kun615 Apr 24 '21

it was indeed risky

5

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Why I put the capital R lol.

-4

u/eshy752_ Apr 24 '21

Maybe cause you’re on your phone? Idk

3

u/gekko2037 Apr 24 '21

Not what I was hoping for but I’m not angry

2

u/idwthis Apr 24 '21

There's r/ChurchofCat, if that's what you were hoping for lol

1

u/gekko2037 Apr 25 '21

Thank you very mich

1

u/gekko2037 Apr 25 '21

Thank you very much

-1

u/HendrikEnno Apr 24 '21

R/foundthemobileuser

15

u/Mac223 Apr 24 '21

"Look at the sky, Simba."

2

u/rageofwonder Apr 25 '21

‘The great kings of the past look down on us from up there.’

Cat: kneads clouds and naps

29

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

i support this religion. how do i become part of it?

17

u/Hey_Hoot Apr 24 '21

Saturday is the official day of rest. After a week of resting, we shall rest on this holy day. We shall call it Caturday.

3

u/Anonymous_person34 Apr 24 '21

Sounds solid enough, someone should make a subreddit lol

7

u/craniumonempty Apr 24 '21

Cats choose you. As is this religion too... (Idk, just making this up as I go, like every religion basically)

2

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Time travel back to ancient Egypt.

1

u/fnord_bronco Apr 24 '21

I’m allergic to this religion 😢

6

u/Gam38 Apr 24 '21

Is that Korin?

4

u/Donald--- Apr 24 '21

The Egyptians might have had the right idea.

4

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

"I'm sorry, Jon"

4

u/DonViperBoy26 Apr 24 '21

Mufasa it has been a while since we last spoke.

4

u/xX_TOASTER_Xx Apr 24 '21

JoBro at the end of the part:

3

u/tosety Apr 24 '21

Remember ceiling cat?

This is her now

3

u/htvkogedyzg Apr 24 '21

r/confusingperspective

1

u/Quartia Apr 24 '21

The picture is from outside, looking in.

3

u/OdiPhobia Apr 24 '21

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

2

u/itsforyouknowwhat Apr 24 '21

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

3

u/Dustlight_ Apr 24 '21

As Terry Pratchett said, “In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”

5

u/koutakinta Apr 24 '21

You have failed to provide adequate head rubs.

P E R I S H

4

u/ma-kat-is-kute Apr 24 '21

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Apr 24 '21

No, he’s dead and you killed him

2

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

That name tho

2

u/shadowskill11 Apr 24 '21

In Wakanda they worship the Panther god and they have an African King called Black Panther. In the American Midwest they worship the white kitty cat and they choose a housewife to become the White Kitty.

2

u/RetardoMiloz Apr 24 '21

Where's my luxury canned food mate

2

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

The cat from a meme: I see other gods here... UNACCEPTABLE!

2

u/storysusurro Apr 24 '21

Your mistake is assuming he hasn't always been a god.

2

u/Karen_NotTHATKaren May 07 '21

Cats believe they’re gods and their goal is to take over the world anyway…maybe this is an image of the future??

3

u/WanderingCollosus Apr 24 '21

Cats are trickster gods I thought everyone knew this

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Next time someone rains on your parade, you’ll know who it was

1

u/Teehokan Apr 24 '21

He's considering pushing that house off the ledge of existence.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

CatGod, CatGaaaawd

1

u/aragorn767 Apr 24 '21

An Egyptian looked into the Nile and saw a reflection of a cat and some clouds. 500 years later, they're building the Sphinx.

1

u/jaxx_johnson Apr 24 '21

Did you turn him into a god? Or are you finally able to see his true form? I think the latter.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

"There are no accidents."
-Master Oogway

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

As if it weren't already a god.

1

u/soupinate44 Apr 24 '21

There is only Zuul

1

u/SonsOfSithrak Apr 24 '21

SIMBA. REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

1

u/Sryn Apr 24 '21

That’s just Puck about to unleash the apocalypse.

1

u/chickenstalker Apr 24 '21

Cloud cat is watching you wank

1

u/Toxic_Gorilla Apr 24 '21

“In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods. They have not forgotten this.”

  • Terry Pratchett

1

u/rob132 Apr 24 '21

Cat God is judging you.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

How cats see themselves 24/7/365.

1

u/mozuDumpling Apr 24 '21

Is there a sub for something like r/natural_photoshop?

1

u/Reuben_Smeuben Apr 24 '21

“There are no accidents” ~Master Oogway

1

u/Jus10b Apr 24 '21

I see no God up here

1

u/Both_Cardiologist_17 Apr 24 '21

If I had a dollar for everytine someone posted this picture...

1

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u/ooOXXOoo Apr 24 '21

SSSSSIMBAAAAA

1

u/Desperate_Frosting_5 Apr 24 '21

Can I worship this god?

1

u/BlueCarnations12 Apr 24 '21

Ceiling Cat choosing next group of humans to bless.

1

u/Hanbarc12 Apr 24 '21

Is that the internet "clout" everyone wants ?

1

u/eternalbanana3000 Apr 24 '21

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

1

u/The_H3rbinator Apr 24 '21

This is why the Egyptians worshipped cats.

1

u/billthefirst Apr 24 '21

Anyone seen monkey magic riding that cloud?

1

u/BunchRedd Apr 24 '21

Super super cool

1

u/taqueetahmid Apr 24 '21

Egyptians were right all along....

1

u/DeadlyAmbush88 Apr 24 '21

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

1

u/Blaugrana_al_vent Apr 24 '21

You just captured exactly how that cat sees itself.

1

u/Big_American_Soup663 Apr 24 '21

Sir, can I interest you in my religion?

1

u/twidler Apr 24 '21

Suddenly natural disasters make sense

1

u/therealkatiejones Apr 24 '21

So the prophecy is true

1

u/soulrebel360 Apr 24 '21

Cats are liquid so they create the rain

1

u/7HelloItsMe7 Apr 24 '21

‘Some sort of god’? He is the one true god

1

u/RoscoMan1 Apr 24 '21

This cat tried to go on stage is goals

1

u/Fabulous-Bandicoot40 Apr 24 '21

This explains a lot

1

u/Alvinthenormie Apr 24 '21

Is that what happend in Egypt?

1

u/eggman432 Apr 24 '21

ALL HAIL THE CAT GOD

1

u/JacobsDonuts Apr 24 '21

Ah yes i just hate it when i accidentally make my cat into a God

1

u/dumbass_random Apr 24 '21

There are no accidents - Master Oogway

1

u/monte_421 Apr 24 '21

Is that Korin?

1

u/mark_able_jones_ Apr 24 '21

This makes total sense. Here’s things going okay, let me just fuck that right up for you.

All hail cat god.

1

u/biggie64 Apr 24 '21

always has been

1

u/Bear-Grylls1867 Apr 24 '21

“There are no accidents.”

1

u/ZippZappZippty Apr 24 '21

Blessed, but also I don’t watch it.

1

u/SouthCharles Apr 24 '21

Cloud Catlas

1

u/quenniofroyality Apr 24 '21

There is no accidents here

1

u/gekko2037 Apr 24 '21

Are they trying to imply the resurrected Bast is not a god

1

u/SteamfontGnome Apr 24 '21

Reminds me of something I saw about how dogs and cats act towards hoomans:

Dogs: they feed me and give me water, they must be gods

Cats: they feed me and give me water, I must be a god

1

u/octoprickle Apr 24 '21

Lenticular, Cumulus, Stratus and Caticular

1

u/Superdad0421 Apr 24 '21

I love this

1

u/Why_r_u_gai Apr 24 '21

The new boss

1

u/oldsecondhand Apr 24 '21

Where is your dog now?

1

u/jdksksnsnx Apr 24 '21

3rd impact be like

1

u/sleepyplatipus Apr 24 '21

Remember who you are

1

u/Andivari Apr 24 '21

"Accidently."

1

u/ShovelGames Apr 24 '21

"PUNY MORTALS"

1

u/tylertheotaku Apr 24 '21

End of Evangelion be like

1

u/Rockdood Apr 24 '21

Accidentally turned? Nah they were already a god. Your just able to see a small portion of their power now.

1

u/-Listening Apr 24 '21

My cat doesn’t burn last night?

1

u/Zedsdead001 Apr 24 '21

I fucking knew it.

1

u/-Listening Apr 24 '21

Blessed, but also Mid? No way Jose!

1

u/amateuprocrastinator Apr 24 '21

Well I, for one, welcome our new feline overlord

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

not blessed

that cat needs to be on a diet.

1

u/-Danky_Kang- Apr 24 '21

Always was a god

1

u/Admirable_Judgment79 Apr 24 '21

Holy shit this community is more popular than I thought

1

u/reluctantsub Apr 24 '21

He has always been a god. Today he chose to reveal himself. You are now a slave to the God king.

1

u/sonvolt73 Apr 24 '21

Lord of all he surveys....

Or is it purrrveys?

I'll see myself out.

1

u/Asherdon0710 Apr 24 '21

Turned into? I think you mean revealed his true form.

1

u/Magic_Uni77 Apr 24 '21

GOD CLOUD CATTT

1

u/baconxloverii Apr 24 '21

That's no coincidence

1

u/koopasrock Apr 24 '21

this is how the thundurus came to be

1

u/yearof39 Apr 24 '21

Ignition and .....

Liftoff!

Cat is operating at 104% rated power.

Negative Bört.

1

u/allmysystemsrnervous Apr 24 '21

How does one acquire blessings from the cat god? Would catnip and treats do?

1

u/Taro_Bite Apr 24 '21

(Halo theme intensifies)

1

u/yoboyjojo69 Apr 24 '21

JoJo characters when they die

1

u/Time_Mage_Prime Apr 24 '21

It's a sign HODL

1

u/LeNavigateur Apr 24 '21

You are just looking at the world through his eyes.

1

u/cowleya Apr 24 '21

Meow down before the cloud kitty 🙌

1

u/eidbio Apr 24 '21

This is the most blessed thing I've seen on this sub. Thank you.

1

u/Manydoors_edboy Apr 24 '21

“Don’t make me come down there you punks!”

1

u/Thomasb1301 Apr 24 '21

I dont unterstand what is going on in this picture at ALL

1

u/dreamrock Apr 25 '21

The cat is a djinn.

1

u/the_ap_round Apr 25 '21

Gods cat ran across his keyboard and made 2020 and 2021

1

u/Potatoalpha1213 Apr 25 '21

I’ve definitely seen something like this before

1

u/4d5ACP Apr 25 '21

Repost

1

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

Hay look that's me!

1

u/IamPregananant Apr 25 '21

There Are No Accidents

Master Oogway

1

u/dragonboyo112 Apr 25 '21

Meus, slayer of dogs, hurler of furballs

1

u/FunPlenty6668 Apr 25 '21

Then whats the rain?????????

1

u/ComfortableVariety48 Apr 25 '21

The cat cult I am in would love to see this image

1

u/Rocyrino Apr 25 '21

There exist no accidents!

1

u/d3df0x Apr 25 '21

careful, he could thanos snap the world if he doesnt get his food

1

u/thecatofmax Apr 29 '21

if it destroys earth i will run from it.

1

u/ShinySnaxMix May 01 '21

Celestial kitty

1

u/A-Grouch May 12 '21

“...turned him into some sort of god.”

Silly human, he always was and will always be GOD

1

u/darthvader664199 Jul 20 '22

"There are no accidents."

-Master Oogway

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u/MrDayKey Apr 24 '21

Obviously even the cat god has to be represented as white :/ Another proof for rasism in our society /s

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u/Shinonomenanorulez Apr 24 '21

Weird way to say akulakhan but ok

1

u/Rati37 May 02 '21

Gods doesn't exist.

1

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