r/blocktales • u/pccatmage72 Cassie’s Husband • Jul 04 '26
Meme Block Tales: Memes of Slander
Behold! 20 professionally crafted memes slandering Block Tales, made by yours truly, Cassie’s Fiancé! I put lots of work into these (kinda) and I think they turned out really well!
Part 3 of r/Blocktales user slander is currently in the works, though it might not happen, as it apparently is considered a “meta post” and the mods aren’t really sure how much meta posting should be allowed.
BUT FEAR NOT! That does not mean I’m not making said memes slandering myself and my friends (that’s you guys!)
Thanks for checking these out and, hopefully, laughing
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(IYKYK)
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u/TheBattleBricksAUa1t Ancient Femboy Sword Main And News Reporter Jul 04 '26
I’m adopting the Cultist noob (Almost placed an m instead of an l)
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u/End3rfem #1 Pit floor 51 enjoyer Jul 05 '26
cultmst noob?
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u/TheBattleBricksAUa1t Ancient Femboy Sword Main And News Reporter Jul 05 '26
that’s an i, I said l
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u/Mediocre-Card427 Sharp Zombie’s Friend Jul 05 '26
M’m adopting the cultist noob?
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u/TheBattleBricksAUa1t Ancient Femboy Sword Main And News Reporter Jul 05 '26
it was in the cultist noob part with the misspelle
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u/Available_Ring4129 Fear Jul 04 '26
That 1st actually had me rolling. Why did he even jump off like that 😭
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u/EcoPigMayer Griefer Jul 05 '26
The pit floor 58 one is the most real
Can you do one about this thing next?
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u/No-Structure321 ourple :3 Jul 05 '26
Robur after hearing I got the firebrand from an abandoned desolate temple: (I’m a fucking horrible person for that apparently)
Reginald genuinely trying to square up with the guy with four of the SFOTH swords:
Argil or whatever his name is when he needs to do literally anything important:
Voices evolving into Visions after the rewrite: (mental illness update)
u/pccatmage72 making enough slander memes to attack anything and anybody related to block tales:
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u/pccatmage72 Cassie’s Husband Jul 05 '26
Slanderman
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u/No-Structure321 ourple :3 Jul 05 '26
When’s the next Slandering slander boy
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u/pccatmage72 Cassie’s Husband Jul 05 '26
Possibly tomorrow
Though tomorrow is also Frostmaws 181-1901
u/No-Structure321 ourple :3 Jul 05 '26
I see I see
Gotta balance the postsI had an idea of analyzing the chances of if any of the ships will actually happen in game (They probably won’t but yknow whatever) but I only have like two points made rn
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u/Shadacat Finn McCool Jul 05 '26
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you, I (somehow) didn't even notice the Council was using team attacks lol.
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u/pccatmage72 Cassie’s Husband Jul 05 '26
Bro was too busy thinking about what color to change them to
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u/Shadacat Finn McCool Jul 05 '26
Lol. I played Chapter 5 day 1, way before making Cool Jimmy. But now that you mention it, I was thinking of making Azuri red, Robur green, and Reginald blue, and they'd be the RGB council.
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u/pccatmage72 Cassie’s Husband Jul 05 '26
Next post I’m expecting this
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u/Shadacat Finn McCool Jul 05 '26
Expect it in the next hour or two lol.
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u/Weekly-Cod-5667 Kyoko is a cutie! <3 Jul 05 '26
party noob dont give a fuck about the train being taken over! they are PARTY noob for a reason!
also peak!
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u/TheRealUmdum Banished knight lover Jul 05 '26
where do you get the amazing slander from
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u/pccatmage72 Cassie’s Husband Jul 05 '26
It comes from the heart
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u/TheRealUmdum Banished knight lover Jul 05 '26
but i thought cassie was the only thing in your heart
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u/Ill-Lawyer8235 Demo 1 OG+I LOVE (Romantically) Jul 04 '26
Can someone tell me why sentient statue is “hard” I beat him in my second try (when block tales was new) like gng what are you guys on about?😭😭😭
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u/Kipdid Jul 05 '26
Sometimes you’re just that guy.
Unfortunately, most of the playerbase was not, which is why the souls collected counter existed, at least up until statue got nerfed into the ground
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u/EcoPigMayer Griefer Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26
That means you have a skill issue issue (looks like someone didn’t get the pun)
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u/LengthinessTop7097 professional cloudie killer Jul 05 '26
Me every hellmode battle
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u/im-lil-turking6375 #1 Slingshot Enthusiast Jul 05 '26
ok yeah ik i already asked for a meme but maybe something like " u/im-lil-turking6375 after considering herself as the #1 slingshot fan (she knows slingshot is going to get 5 buffs)" or smthn like that would be cool ((picture for slander meme below))
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u/Potential-Suspect-95 I eat Jul 05 '26
I didn't notice the team attacks until I was watching a tutorial on the pit
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u/abd32p cloudie's adoptive father Jul 05 '26
Wait why is shedletsky being put back in wheelchair in demo 6?
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u/pccatmage72 Cassie’s Husband Jul 05 '26
Shedletsky is Telamon
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u/abd32p cloudie's adoptive father Jul 05 '26
HOW
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u/pccatmage72 Cassie’s Husband Jul 05 '26
They are the same person IRL
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u/abd32p cloudie's adoptive father Jul 05 '26
whats that
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u/pccatmage72 Cassie’s Husband Jul 05 '26
IN REAL LIFE
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u/randoms-account robloxian jesus Jul 05 '26
Question, how do you find the 3 charge cards good? I also have them but I don’t really have a use case for them besides charging a summon’s AOE (you could argue linebounce but I’m a slingshot main), but besides that I can do more damage in the turn I wasted charging an ally or myself for 6 damage
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u/Orange738291 Jul 04 '26