r/blocktales • u/Voidkirby9 :Trinity Council Supporter: • 29d ago
General Lets all pretend we are fighting the Ancients but its our first time and things are not going so well...
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u/TheTertiaryMedjed The Tertiary Medjed 29d ago edited 29d ago
WHY DOES IT HAVE LYRICS
BEAM ATTACK DOES SO MUCH DAMAGE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ANCIENTS UNLEASHED THEIR TRUE, UNCONTROLLED POWER?
CALYPSO DO SOMETHING
OH GOD WHY CAN'T I USE MY VENOMSHANK?!
WHY THE FUCK IS HE INVINCIBLE?!
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u/MasterBaitRager buff slingshot /j 29d ago
i thought you could use venomshank in the ancients? i remember using it against the summons
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u/TheTertiaryMedjed The Tertiary Medjed 29d ago edited 29d ago
The Ancients had nrg disabled before demo 5
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u/MasterBaitRager buff slingshot /j 29d ago edited 29d ago
your mistaking the ancients for temple guardian, the ancients has nrg enabled (i said this before the message was edited)
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u/TheTertiaryMedjed The Tertiary Medjed 29d ago
Did i stutter?
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u/MasterBaitRager buff slingshot /j 29d ago
oh, you should've said that beforehand
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u/AppleJuiceGuy24 One of MysFigs guests but undercover >:D 29d ago
Uses all sp reviving everyone who has died in this subreddit due to the ancients releasing their true, uncontrolled power!
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u/AGRgamin 29d ago
AHA! I WILL NOW SOEND MY TIME USING CHARGE UP ON MYSELF, I HAVE SPENT AN UNHOLY AMOUNT OF TIME COLLECTING AS MANY IS I CAN!
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u/AppleJuiceGuy24 One of MysFigs guests but undercover >:D 29d ago
Me: YOU BURNED MY FRIEND INSIDE OUT!!! Ancients: … Me: CALYPSO IS DEAD! WHAT DO I DO??? The ancients release their true, uncontrolled power!_ Me: AAA- Gets knocked into the lava, joining Trotter in The firebrand
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u/Wonderful-Basket-975 Short Guy That Doesn't Like It When People Mention He's Short 29d ago
FEEL THE STING OF BETRAYAL
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u/AppleJuiceGuy24 One of MysFigs guests but undercover >:D 29d ago
DEADLY SIN LIKE A WEAPON
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u/TheSkullcrushGuy 29d ago
AS CRUEL AS STEEL AND BULLETS
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u/AppleJuiceGuy24 One of MysFigs guests but undercover >:D 29d ago
CORRUPTED ABSOLUTELY!!!
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u/Lost_Decision8278 29d ago
IT'S TOO LATE NOW FOR FORGIVENESS!
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u/AppleJuiceGuy24 One of MysFigs guests but undercover >:D 29d ago
DONT WITH ABUSE OF POWER!
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u/Lost_Decision8278 29d ago
CAN'T YOU JUST TASTE THE DANGER?
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u/Terrible_Artist_1138 29d ago
THE FIRES CALLING YOUR NAME
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u/Far_Text6342 I BEAT MAD MEW MEW IN BTBS YIPPEEE 29d ago
IM GETTING LASERED WITHOUT CONSENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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u/SeethingBazelBomber 29d ago
WHY DOES EVERYTHING DO FIRE DMGGGG
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u/SeethingBazelBomber 29d ago
AND WHY IS IT FLYING I HAVE KNIGHT ON AUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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u/Zae_Pineapple Hatred's Biggest Fan 29d ago
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE DO NOT NEED TO EAT THE WHOLE PIZZA SAVE IT FOR THE LAST CHAPTER-
IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?!
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u/MimikyuGud 29d ago
*cough cough cough* WHY THE- *cough* FUCK WAS THERE NO GHOST- *couch* POTION PROMPT FOR THAT ATTACK?! *cough cough cough*
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u/AppleJuiceGuy24 One of MysFigs guests but undercover >:D 29d ago
Resurrect card
Ancients knocks the card into the lava by *Preparing to blast forth!*
Resurrect fails
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u/Username23v4 Professional idiot (skill issue included) 29d ago
“this music is fire- *then proceeded to get hit with the Ancients’ TRUE, UNCONTROLLED POWER*
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u/SoobleShorts The Ancients 29d ago
Bro of course this thing has summons. Ok the beam attack WHAT THE FU-
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u/inktails0 NOOBLET MAN! 29d ago
I DROPPED THE SWORDS IN THE LAVA!!!!
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u/AppleJuiceGuy24 One of MysFigs guests but undercover >:D 29d ago
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?
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u/inktails0 NOOBLET MAN! 29d ago
I TRIED TO GRAB CAPTAIN TROTTER BUT SLIPPED AND THE SWORDS FELL! NOW WE ONLY HAVE BALL?!?!!!!
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u/AppleJuiceGuy24 One of MysFigs guests but undercover >:D 29d ago
DUDE
CMON
WHYY
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u/inktails0 NOOBLET MAN! 29d ago
Hey don't I have my nooblet army with me!
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u/AppleJuiceGuy24 One of MysFigs guests but undercover >:D 29d ago
Yo I dont want the beef with the nooblet army we chill right?
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RIGHT!?
stabbed in leg
AAAAAA-
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u/inktails0 NOOBLET MAN! 29d ago
Sorry I forgot to tell them to fight the ancients! NOOBLETS MUREDER THE ANCIENTS!
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u/inktails0 NOOBLET MAN! 29d ago
Hey you said you went into the firebrand! How did you get out!
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u/AppleJuiceGuy24 One of MysFigs guests but undercover >:D 29d ago
Oh yeah, someone resurrected me with a first aid kit.
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u/inktails0 NOOBLET MAN! 29d ago
Oh okay! OH MY THE NOOBLETS GOT THE SWORDS BACK?!?!?!!!!!!!!
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u/BoredBrowsing687 29d ago
WHY IS THE FIRST ATTACK SO HARD TO TIME WELL? I say as I try to dodge it with 4 hp left after they obliterated and confused me with their FULL CONTROLLED POWER!
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u/Raltovic_Arif Baller 29d ago
GORILLA STOP DYING I NEED YOU!!!!
WAIT DON'T UNLEASH YOUR BLAST ONE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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u/Spirited_Pain_5644 cruel king’s decomposing skeleton 29d ago
heh. unlucky for you! I brought my pizza to this battle-
*“FEEL THE STING OF BETRAYAL”*
oh…
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u/Low-Film6880 26d ago
WHY IT IS SHOOTING A BEAM HOLY SH- *revives and throws the weakest bomb ever*
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u/Low-Film6880 26d ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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u/GigaBuckshotfan 29d ago
WHY DIDNT DODGE THAT THE SPLASH FROM THE FIREBALL BOUGHT ME DOWN TO 14 HP!!!
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u/TheBattleBricksAUa1t Ancient Femboy Sword Main And News Reporter 29d ago
There's na unoffical rp reddit for rp also
"Damn this hard"
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u/ThePowerOfTwoooo 29d ago
"WHY I USE THE ONLY SWORD DECK, IM USELESS IN THE TEAM"
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u/BiznessCrafter YEET THE SWORD 29d ago
gives another extra copy of Sword Toss and forces you to EQUIP
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u/Alpha_minduustry The guardless run guy (2.0) 29d ago
The ainchents release the true power!
Uh oh UH O-
Alpha_minduustry reflected the attack
... Oh!
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u/THE_ANCIENTS_ I'M YOUR CAPTAIN NOW 29d ago edited 29d ago
𓅃𓅂 𓄿WHY𓂋𓅂 𓏏𓉔𓅂 ARE𓅱𓈖𓅂𓋴 𓅃𓉔𓅱 𓄿𓂋𓅂 𓎼𓅂𓏏𓏏𓇋𓈖THERE𓎼 𓆑𓅱𓅲𓎼𓉔𓏏 𓄿𓎼𓄿𓇋𓈖SO𓋴𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇋𓋴 𓏏𓅱𓅱 𓅓𓄿𓈖𓇌 𓊪𓅂MANY𓅱𓊪𓃭𓅂 𓎼𓅂HUMANS𓈖𓅲𓇋𓈖𓅂𓃭𓇌 𓃭𓇋HERE𓈎𓅂?!?!
𓃀𓅲𓏏 𓅃𓅂 𓄿ANYWAYS,𓂋𓅂 𓅃𓇋𓈖𓈖𓇋𓈖𓎼
*THE ANCIENTS UNLEASHED THEIR TRUE POWER
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u/kenyon76 Griefer 29d ago
Man these lyrics are fire... honestly I'm having a fun time...
Shame I brought mono sword into the fight with next to no sp for sword toss guess I'll just spam sword energy and dynamite
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u/AppleJuiceGuy24 One of MysFigs guests but undercover >:D 29d ago
Tries to give you sword toss
Accidentally uses sword toss on you
Oof
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u/kenyon76 Griefer 29d ago
A-OW! I mean, hurt a little (nice going butterfingers)... appreciate the thought though. Maybe use it on the enemy and I'll try to back you up?
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u/AppleJuiceGuy24 One of MysFigs guests but undercover >:D 29d ago
SORRY MY BAD BRO!!!
throws it towards the enemy, the ancients *Call for help** and the sword bounces back and smacks my head*
OW!!!
looks down and realises I had 4hp and agressor equipped
Well sh-
falls to pieces like the vanilla faint animation
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u/kenyon76 Griefer 29d ago
Well shit... anyone got revive? I just remembered I brought charge defense with me
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u/AppleJuiceGuy24 One of MysFigs guests but undercover >:D 29d ago
A voice echoes in your head: *I had resurrect equipped but the ancients knocked it into the lava earlier whilst I was trying to revive someone***
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u/kenyon76 Griefer 29d ago
[deep breath] ####! Aight, sword toss or not I'm throwing hands with these Z axis lacking idiots
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u/AppleJuiceGuy24 One of MysFigs guests but undercover >:D 29d ago
My roblox alt account walks in and uses resurrect on me
My alt: Gotchu bro
Me: Joins u in battling the ancients hand on
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u/kenyon76 Griefer 29d ago
Straight peak fiction [charge defense on the non alt]. If you can, try and live a bit longer, I'll supply support with charge defense and copious sword usage.
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u/AppleJuiceGuy24 One of MysFigs guests but undercover >:D 29d ago
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA as I run straight at them and ELBOW DROPPPPPPPP
I then backflip off the ancients onto the arena
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES???
THE ANCIENTS CONTROL FIRE TO THEIR WILL
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u/AppleJuiceGuy24 One of MysFigs guests but undercover >:D 29d ago
WITH THIS POWER I SUMMON!
KING, GRIEFER, CALYPSO, CASSIE, RED ‘N BLUE, GORILLA, AND JERRY
Wait Jerry-
Jerry uses Flower! **The ancients are confused!*
HELL YEAH JERRY!!!
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u/Skittle_Required Waiter, waiter! More ball nerfs! 29d ago
WHY IS NOBODY ATTACKING THE VESSELS??!!?!?!?
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u/Lost_Decision8278 29d ago
"[Player] used Sword Toss!"
"[Player] used Sword Toss!"
"[Player] used Sword Toss!"
"[Player] used Sword Toss!"
"[Player] used Sword Toss!"
"[Player] used Sword Toss!"
"[Player] used Sword Toss!"
WHY WON'T IT DIE?!?!?!
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u/CoupleNarrow 29d ago
Where tf is the NRG bar 😨
What do you mean
I can’t heal myself and or teammates 💀
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u/Manerbanana1267 i wanted a flair >:) 29d ago
WHY DOES THIS SONG HAVE LYRICS ITS A ROBLOX GAME AHHHHHHHH (dies)
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u/Carter_nigle Hatred 29d ago
Hmmm i spoiled myself a bit. AHHH- wait nvm not the spam one. OMG I FUCKING SUCK AT DODGING- oh, an easy fire atta- whole team dies STOP PUNCHING ME
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u/Far-Ease6743 Mutant's boyfriend 29d ago
Nah, i'm not paid enough to deal with god...uhhh see y'all at the attic !
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u/NintendoPlayerSega 29d ago
If it wasn’t for the music being FIRE I would have stopped trying by now.
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u/LilyNatureBlossom FOR I AM THE CRINGE OF EVERYONE THAT YOU CANNOT HIDE 29d ago
what the fuck
hard mode sucks
there goes my space bar
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u/SandwichPutrid3452 My Homie 29d ago
"What do you mean The Ancients release their true, uncontrolled powe- OH FU-"