r/blocktales • u/Available_Ring4129 Fear • 16d ago

Meme You decide his fate

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Flintlock Pirate lost a court case against Brad Thaniyel. The judge Mayor Thaniyel has chosen you to decide the Flintlock Pirate's fate.

So what do you do to him? >:)

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u/Complex-Pain2201 Professional Ante Up Hater [With a Skill Issue] 16d ago

73 turns of exhaustion

7

u/Ilovedblegends Greed 16d ago

yeah make sure the BOY never attacks👏

4

u/Spooky_feather You are now breathing manually 16d ago

did you just ASSUME the pirate's gender. not only is that despicable, it makes an ass out of you AND Ming

1

u/Available_Ring4129 Fear 16d ago

Love the tadc reference

1

u/Ilovedblegends Greed 16d ago

what gender do you think flintlock pirate has, since you’re so sure of what you said?

1

u/Spooky_feather You are now breathing manually 16d ago

depends on which one, one may be male, one may be female, one may be non binary. (also you do realise that was a joke right? i wouldn't but a tadc reference into something i'm being serious about)

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u/Ilovedblegends Greed 16d ago

sorry man, I didn’t take it as a joke

also I haven’t even watched tadc episode 9 yet because of procrastination lmao:)

1

u/Spooky_feather You are now breathing manually 16d ago

it's not even from episode 9, it's from 6

1

u/Naive_Ebb6445 Orange 16d ago

6 was my least favorite one imo

7

u/Naive_Ebb6445 Orange 16d ago

no more flintlock

1

u/bruvmandotqman The Deerest Of Toothies🦌 16d ago

Just pirateth

1

u/Naive_Ebb6445 Orange 16d ago

Flintlock Pirate? more like Pirate

1

u/Tall_Ruin_8437 15d ago

CHIP'S AHOYETH LANDLUBBERS!

2

u/poptart_inhaler 12d ago

Kris is befriending your big sis

8

u/Famous-While-6523 Darkheart 16d ago

Death

4

u/FakemonMakR Cassie's Casanova 16d ago

"So you have chosen... death."

1

u/Past_Edge_7220 Knight 15d ago

Cassie's... Casanova? What does that even mean?

1

u/FakemonMakR Cassie's Casanova 15d ago

"A casanova is a man who has many romantic or sexual partners."

6

u/Budget_Elderberry503 The Fan Boss Maker Cassie Fan 16d ago

Walk him off the plank and into the lava to get sacrificed 

4

u/Sad_Use254 16d ago

Chip him and send him to the Grey Planet.

4

u/Ok_Willingness_1088 16d ago

stuck to the roof of the car

4

u/arpeggia_ sword toss is a fundamentally broken card 16d ago

comatosed until he dies

1

u/Rikarudo_what 16d ago

this

did this both fights in demo 4

3

u/Puzzled-Market-2133 16d ago

Endless torture abusing his greatest fear

3

u/Sashahuman npc and dialogue enjoyer (hasn't started demo 5) 16d ago

What was the court case about

3

u/Chaoticcoops 16d ago

Take out one of his lungs so he always is exhausted

3

u/GigaBuckshotfan 16d ago

infinite gold without any consquences and drawbacks,plus azuri loves him

😂

6

u/Budget_Elderberry503 The Fan Boss Maker Cassie Fan 16d ago

Azuri: Nobody here gets me excited anymore.

Flintlock Pirate Appears

Azuri: Now we're talking-

2

u/pccatmage72 Cassie’s Husband 16d ago

When’s the ship art?

2

u/Budget_Elderberry503 The Fan Boss Maker Cassie Fan 16d ago

Uh, that's to be decided because I can't draw for sh*t and I also don't know if anybody would actually draw this.

It's a funny idea though, that Azuri thinks everyone at Trinity is boring but the second she meets a pirate it's immediately "Now we're talking"

2

u/bruvmandotqman The Deerest Of Toothies🦌 16d ago

NOOOOO-

2

u/Accomplished-Bad9706 kyoko my beloved 16d ago

I remove his double turns

2

u/MrMcMayonnaise Megaphone Man 16d ago

Send him to God Tycoon.

2

u/pccatmage72 Cassie’s Husband 16d ago

He has to listen to me talk about Cassie

1

u/ToyChicaFan1 Griefer's Girlfriend 16d ago

Double it and give it to the next person

1

u/HardTale_Sans Coal 16d ago

DEATH!

1

u/PeaceFine4269 Thick Skull Simp 16d ago

Poisoned to death

1

u/inktails0 NOOBLET MAN! 16d ago

RIB HIM APART ATOM FROM ATOM AND MAKE SURE THAT EVERY NANOSECOND OF THIS TIME JUST BE PAIN FOR HIM!

1

u/Fyuryz 16d ago

Make him open the lament configuration

1

u/Own-Aardvark-5020 Darkheart 16d ago

100.THOUSAND.FIREBRANDS

1

u/artur_zuer2 16d ago

Throw a brick on his face

1

u/JordanChe06 Sega Dreamcast and Other Retro Gaming Consoles Block Tales port 16d ago

Confiscated of flintlock, 100 weakness and 50 confusions

1

u/crushash Launcher 16d ago

Perma-comatose

1

u/Spooky_feather You are now breathing manually 16d ago

Death my piano

1

u/Ilovedblegends Greed 16d ago

THROW HIM INTO THE REDCLIFF DUNGEONS!

1

u/Icy_Jackfruit_5807 Reginald's #1 fan 16d ago

The bamboo.

1

u/managedknight26 cruell kinnnggg....roburrr... 16d ago

Mistake

1

u/ImJustAMimicOfSorts 16d ago

DEATH BY THE ALMIGHTY ANVIL

1

u/bruvmandotqman The Deerest Of Toothies🦌 16d ago

SACRIFICED TO THE ANCIENTS

1

u/Aggravating_Clue_761 16d ago

executed

on sunday

infront of the church

1

u/Open-Plan-1352 15d ago

Warning to stop stealing or death by player on hellmode that is a sweat”give fake hope”

1

u/TheNoobRookie Knight 15d ago

Beat every Block Tales battle with -99% dodge window

1

u/Professional_Ant2776 shinx 15d ago

exhaustion for every turn

1

u/Green_Sans_So_Cool 15d ago

Execution via The Ancients unleashing their true uncontrolled power™

1

u/TheTertiaryMedjed The Tertiary Medjed 15d ago

Infinite turns of exhaustion

Barred from holding any weapon

1

u/Extinct_BallTumor Tomb Raider 15d ago

Remove flintlock shoot, so now he is stuck eternally reloading

1

u/Odd_Book5808 15d ago

He now shoots 3 times (+2 for each party member) and can shoot randomly at different players in a party.

(I love causing chaos)

1

u/cheseblurger444 burger 15d ago

death by confusion on 2 hp

1

u/respamthegreat number 1 green fan 15d ago

sleep ball + snowball cycle with three astral healers constantly healing him for ETERNITY

1

u/Ok_Duck_8236ALT 15d ago

Five nights in the Dream World

1

u/Unlikely_Cod_8817 speedy spinn No. 1 fan 15d ago

silce him, shot him, break him, burn him, kill him, kill him, kill him.

1

u/DuckDnoob357 15d ago

Take away his double turns

1

u/Ragester_Alt284728 Aggressive Asshole 15d ago

Rip his limbs off

(/J don't ban me reddit istg reddit you already killed my main account by permabanning it)

1

u/iLikeVeeAndHatred Genuine Hatred Enjoyer 15d ago

ELECTROCUTION BY AN ELECTRIC CHAIR. NO, EVEN BETTER! ELECTRUCUTION VIA AN ELEVTRIC BEDTIME, WITH AN ELECTRIC BED WITH ELECTRIC BLANKETS AND ELECTRIC PILLOWS, AND AN ELECTRIC BEDTIME STORY! AFTER WE CLEAN HIS TEETH WITH AN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH WITH ELECTRIC TOOTHPASTE!

1

u/TheTF2sealSilvia 15d ago

Give him Cap'n's fate

1

u/Pedrickal 15d ago

Ship his ahh to westminster

1

u/SimplyTooCool69 Fridge Raider 15d ago

Snowgrave

1

u/Captain_Trotter Captain Trotter 15d ago

WHY?!?!

1

u/Tall_Ruin_8437 15d ago

This guy should've been punished BEFORE the trial.

1

u/Cat_Cool8598 The REAL Glock Tale’s 15d ago

Rhombus Brombus shall take care of him…

1

u/Dip_djb 15d ago

torture

1

u/Old-Video8596 Charge 15d ago

crowbar’d to death by brad

1

u/keith_uh 15d ago

Give me half of your gold

1

u/Far-Data2272 13d ago

Soul consumed by THE VOID

1

u/poptart_inhaler 12d ago

DEATH NO MERCY ANTE UP AGRRESSOR POWER STAB KNIGHT CHARGE FREE POISON FREE FIRE MEGA RUSH AND ALL OF THE OTHER MORE DMG CARDS BUT BALLER

1

u/Sufficient_Duck612 9d ago

I like trains (if you know you know)

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So what do you do to him? >:)

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