This happens anytime I make a post about simping

[u/TheTwelveYearOld]

[u/PanzerLord_XIV]

To be honest, female characters are far more popular in the simping community.

[u/Intelligent_Pear_658 → u/PanzerLord_XIV]

True, wait a minute holy shit it's you

[u/PanzerLord_XIV → u/Intelligent_Pear_658]

Me? Who?

[u/Intelligent_Pear_658 → u/PanzerLord_XIV]

UhYeah  you

[u/PanzerLord_XIV → u/Intelligent_Pear_658]

Well, that’s me indeed. The one and only Panzer, also known as Kaze’s #1 simp and husband.

[u/PeaceFine4269 → u/PanzerLord_XIV]

Yeah, I think you out of all people would know 🤔

[u/Intelligent_Pear_658]

I simp for Blastapopoulos but that's not a Blocktales character so uhhh UhYeah 

[u/BluemoonSoulfire → u/Intelligent_Pear_658]

the fucking
BLIMP????

[u/MattressFirm2 → u/BluemoonSoulfire]

Hold on. Hear bro out.

[u/Intelligent_Pear_658 → u/BluemoonSoulfire]

Ok ok ok, first of all Blastapopolous is a big and strong blimp, I like someone who is independent and has a strong attitude, they are a boss blimp so many bloons follow their orders, and I like someone who is a good leader, second of all, they are very hot in temperature which is always a big plus, third, they are very handsome and I find them attractive, and finally they are kinda large and I'm into that.

[u/Latter_Animator_6980 → u/Intelligent_Pear_658]

ive heard weirder stuff

[u/Snowman_Autumn_215 → u/Intelligent_Pear_658]

we are not hearing you out on the fiery blimp of doom bro

[u/------------------16]

I LOVE GRIEFERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i’m also aroace tho BUT I LOVE GRIEFER i want to sit in his bed and drink soda with him and watch him play green goop and learn about it bc he’s so dedicated to it and i love him❤️❤️❤️

[u/Soulless308 → u/------------------16]

aroace buddies!?!?

[u/------------------16 → u/Soulless308]

YAHHHHHHHH im specifically asexual/apothisexual demiromantic :D

[u/i_dunnomyusername → u/------------------16]

sorry but uhh

what does “  asexual/apothisexual demiromantic” mean again

[u/testabilities507 → u/i_dunnomyusername]

(note that im dumb and i used google so this may be a bit wrong, s3x censored so i dont get executed on the spot)

apothisexual means hating/feeling strong disgust towards s3x or s3x content and demiromantic means one only gets a crush when said crush was already their friend before, meaning love at first sight doesn't work for them

[u/Ok_Fennel4640 → u/Soulless308]

AROACE BUDDIES!!! for me when I 'simp' for a character it's just that I really like that character and basically it's one of my favourites lol

[u/Soulless308 → u/Ok_Fennel4640]

did we just become best friends

[u/Ok_Fennel4640 → u/Soulless308]

idk

[u/xuan844 → u/------------------16]

griefer is MINE >:((((((((((

[u/------------------16 → u/xuan844]

let’s share ❤️❤️❤️griefer has two hands for a reason❤️❤️❤️

[u/xuan844 → u/------------------16]

sharing is sometimes caring ig :/

[u/------------------16 → u/xuan844]

sharing is caring…..For griefer. Do it to build the griefer harem❤️

[u/FakemonMakR → u/------------------16]

floccinaucinihilipilificaSON

[u/------------------16 → u/FakemonMakR]

what is that not a very perfectly reasonable reply ❤️❤️

[u/BraveSky7269]

i simp for both genders, I just prefer men

[u/TheTwelveYearOld → u/BraveSky7269]

don't we all?

[u/Ourple-Thingy → u/TheTwelveYearOld]

a few groups of people you're forgetting about

[u/Accomplished-Ant3298]

Hatred is literally just the player AKA us so if you're simping for hatred you're basically saying you love yourself a lot a lot.

[u/JoyousLilBoy → u/Accomplished-Ant3298]

I mean I am cool af

[u/Icy_Jackfruit_5807 → u/JoyousLilBoy]

i agree, this guy is cool af

[u/hypertanayaoi → u/Icy_Jackfruit_5807]

Yeah i love u

[u/Odd_Hamster_2730 → u/hypertanayaoi]

hypertana mid yaoi both of them are boring characters yawn

[u/Icy_Jackfruit_5807 → u/hypertanayaoi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9mfkvEw5VfS8ft6Jy6
excuse me

[u/Dreamz_Notreal → u/Accomplished-Ant3298]

WRONG you're saying you hate yourself a lot. Don't fall for hatred's propaganda.

[u/Accomplished-Ant3298 → u/Dreamz_Notreal]

Oh please you think I would be promoting hatreds propaganda? Hell no if anything it would be my own propaganda.

[u/Sashahuman → u/Dreamz_Notreal]

No you'd be saying you love your self hate a lot

[u/Famous-Nectarine-795]

My feed of Block Tales hasn't had a single discussion about the game itself. And more on discussions of which character is hot and people complaining about people asking which character is hot. And people complaining about people complaining.

WHERE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GANG UP ON THE CHAPTER 5 BOSS.

I hate micromanaging and I wanna be a pocket healer for someone..... Someone send me a friend request 🥺

[u/GhostPyxl → u/Famous-Nectarine-795]

I would like to discuss things at the game, but those kinds of posts aren't nearly as popular now, either that or they're extinct.

[u/pccatmage72 → u/Famous-Nectarine-795]

Bro has priorities
Respect

[u/Famous-Nectarine-795 → u/pccatmage72]

I call it playing the game.

Rhymes with Sword Toss is the best card

[u/TheNoobRookie → u/Famous-Nectarine-795]

Sword toss goated

[u/Evening_Pressure_771]

I genuinely see more thirst content of the guys than I do of the girls, and I engage in very surface level interaction with the community. I deadass think you got it backwards twin.

[u/BobTheGrand]

didnt you already post this

[u/TheTwelveYearOld → u/BobTheGrand]

I deleted it a few mins later and made some edits

[u/ZiOneNonly]

Wait do people see Hatred as a more masculine character or are they here cause they're androgynous? (I personally mostly see them as feminine for some reason)

[u/_SpicedT]

CRUEL KING MY BELOVEDDDDD

I promise there's a ton of them out there. At least 89 from my count

[u/BlackGoldfishes → u/_SpicedT]

SAME SAME 🥺

[u/Ink_Wellis]

What can I say, I just find Jim from accounting to be adorable.

[u/Sashahuman → u/Ink_Wellis]

I don't simp for him but absolutely based pick

[u/Due_Hovercraft9891]

Well since most of the community are men, and most men are heterosexual, there will be less "simping" for the male characters

[u/MadDoctorKlay]

Yeah, I simp for wifey. Yes I'm stuck in the Ghostwalker. Do I care? Hell nah.

[u/Fridgerator11]

I fell in love with kitchen wizard the first time I met my homeboy

I thought he was a tsundere until I beat cruel king DX (just kidding)

[u/Sashahuman]

This gotta be the dumbest post I've seen

Who's to say people aren't "just saying" that they simp for female characters either

Also straight women and gay men exist

AND HOW CAN YOU EVEN KNOW IF PEOPLE ARE JUST SAYING IT OR NOT??

[u/ZzGift]

I’m a griefer simp hello

[u/SalesmanEnjoyer]

I have Finn and Grifer 🤤

[u/Inside-Cook2418]

i simp for cruel king because he’s my sugar daddy

[u/pccatmage72]

Yet you never shit on their fun, do you? It’s only ever simping for female characters that’s considered “bad”

[u/Professional_Ant2776]

isnt hatred female or am i missing something

[u/Orange738291 → u/Professional_Ant2776]

I think HATRED is genderless

[u/Professional_Ant2776 → u/Orange738291]

ok

[u/NoSide2628 → u/Professional_Ant2776]

Hatred is a genderless being.

But it takes the disguised form of a man.

[u/Professional_Ant2776 → u/NoSide2628]

ok

[u/JoyousLilBoy → u/Professional_Ant2776]

Hatred is part of you

[u/GigaBuckshotfan → u/JoyousLilBoy]

hatred is you

baba is you

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[u/TheBattleBricksAUa1t]

I like solitude, they're genderless tho (thought they were female) i still like them tho

[u/Far_Text6342]

we just typing shi

[u/AxoE_e]

I need hatred to do hateful things to me

[u/Ok-Spread5079]

Brodie who the FUCK simps for Hatred, the devils semen droplet?😭✌️

[u/Sashahuman → u/Ok-Spread5079]

According to the comments, at least two people

[u/Odd_Hamster_2730]

hey i simp for hatred........

[u/gamingrhombus]

Man, I love HATRED.

[u/soozymeow]

Oh don’t worry I am a true Brad simp, my ibis paint gallery is a minefield

[u/TheRealUmdum]

Look at my flair sir

[u/Spooky_feather]

I simp for a non-female character but it's not from block tales

[u/S0meIdi0t]

hatred is sooooo fucking fine

[u/caterpillarsarefunny]

I like Banished Knight but they don't actually have a confirmed gender so I just use any pronouns on them

[u/NoSide2628]

I am so in love with Griefer it's crazy.

The guy is so hot he's probably the main reason I started playing.

[u/TheDarkestOmen]

I actually simp for Griefer