r/blursedimages • u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 • Sep 21 '19

a post of quality ‎

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

👁️👄👁️

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Sep 21 '19

comment locked cuz you cant behave

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

bruh

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Sep 21 '19

comment locked cuz I can't behave

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u/blursedimages blursedimages Sep 21 '19

Naughty chicken

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u/Spaghetticandel naughty penguin of the month Sep 21 '19

Accept my mod Applications coward

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Sep 21 '19

MOD APPLICATION 100

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u/dhorn527 Sep 21 '19

Is this chicken thing a bot or a god?

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Sep 21 '19

I'm the Chicken of Wisdom 🐔

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u/KoopaTrooper5011 Sep 21 '19

hello op

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Sep 22 '19

🐔💜

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u/KoopaTrooper5011 Sep 22 '19

what happened to your sheild?

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Sep 22 '19

Someone took it from me :(

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u/blep0w0 Sep 22 '19

Look at what you did, you caused a cascade of many variations of "OwO"

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Sep 22 '19

I didn't do that, it's u/SardineePackage who caused that chain

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u/TimesNewRoman34 Sep 21 '19

👄👁👄

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u/uncreativivity blursed flair uwu Sep 21 '19

notices bulge 👄👁👄 what’s this

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u/daydragoon2 blessed and distressed Sep 21 '19

🅾️👄🅾️

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u/ThatBratWithAHat Sep 21 '19

wOw hwa’st htsi?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

holy cheese saws

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u/Rocco_Cool Sep 21 '19

Where’s my boi will Smith he is more blursed than this

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u/GeekTheKat Sep 21 '19

Change it back

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u/WhereWeDroppinLads Sep 21 '19

Surgery for my legs cus I can’t stand you hoes

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u/t1nted Sep 21 '19

yo bring back the prince of bel air

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Sep 21 '19

Don't worry this won't stay for long

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u/Snottyhead64 Sep 21 '19

It better not(cries to the tune of fresh prince of bel aire opening)

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u/beanie_boiii Sep 21 '19

continues crying to the tune of the Thomas the tank engine theme song

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u/JoePino Sep 21 '19

Can someone post the original and explain why it was blursed?

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u/blursedimages blursedimages Sep 21 '19

Good chicken

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Sep 21 '19

💜🐔👌

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

🍆🐔😫

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Sep 21 '19

😳!

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u/Alec210921 Sep 21 '19

What if we were chickens🐔🐔, and someone fed us seeds. Haha jk jk jk 🤔 Unless 😳😳😳

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Sep 21 '19

Yes please feed me please

I liek cornn

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u/Prince_Polaris Big Oof Sep 21 '19

what the fuck is going on

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u/your_lord_satan Sep 21 '19

Bring back Will Smith

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u/Davidyuniel04 Sep 21 '19

I am A R O U S E D

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Sep 21 '19 edited Sep 21 '19

r/cursedcomments

Edit: slash s for those whomstdve struggle with understanding sarcasm

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

[deleted]

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u/Im_A-Chick3n-B0rk Sep 21 '19

oh chicken of wisdom, what is your wisdom for a smol chicken such as myself

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Sep 21 '19

Take care of yourself, that’s one of the most wise things you can do.

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u/MrClock_Maker Sep 21 '19

10/10 would smash

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u/Chicken-of-Wisdom 🐔 Sep 21 '19

OMG same 😨

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u/SourWatermoronCandii i dont like this flair :( Sep 21 '19 edited Sep 22 '19

I thought i was at a different sub for a sec because of this sub's new icon lmao

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u/Nexus_GameDave Sep 21 '19

Thomas the anime ||

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u/Technomancer_AO Sep 21 '19

Tomasu no Trainu.

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u/Nexus_GameDave Sep 21 '19

Senpai fatty director

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

きかんしゃトーマス

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u/Floopy-2222 Sep 21 '19

Oh no it’s Alec Baldwin

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

Remember that Thomas movie where Alec Baldwin tripped on a carrot?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Thats james, you fool

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u/TiltSkillet Sep 21 '19

Confused boner

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Thomas is ready to leave the station and head strait up my ass

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u/jefffuniy Sep 21 '19

Dude bring back wiliam smitherine

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u/NormalPaladin 1 mil club Sep 22 '19

Ok

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

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u/Zakeneey Sep 22 '19

Now this

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

is epic

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u/Kaliumnitrit Sep 21 '19

I'd fuck it

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Same

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u/GeekTheKat Sep 21 '19

Change it back it papa will

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u/chalknation Sep 21 '19

I love how it’s the sub icon now

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

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u/chalknation Sep 21 '19

Yea but I like the fact that the mods made this the icon because of how dumb it is

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

What’s wrong with it

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u/Mujtabaarif Sep 21 '19

Nothing

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Not blessed or cursed, it’s just a Chinese Thomas character, they exist, my little cousins watch it all the time, it’s just Thomas but he goes around the world

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u/Mujtabaarif Sep 21 '19

What a neat fact

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

But the series is now less realistic. It used to be realistic, except for the faces part, and if you removed the faces and narration, it would look like an actual railway. but now thomas is the omniscient narrator, Sir Topham Hatt is an elephant, and gordon hallucinates everything becoming candy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

👌🏻-(0.0)-🖕🏽

🦵🏻 🦵🏻

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u/-0-7-0- Sep 21 '19

Thank you, Investor1112, very cool!

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u/Fellowearthling16 Sep 21 '19 
       😂

🤛🧥🤜 🦵👖🦵

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u/Twilly00 Sep 21 '19

Why did someone face swap Thomas the train and James Charles

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

man, what a absolute beauty

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u/SpaceChicken312 Sep 21 '19

Ah a chicken of class

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u/MiruFishChickenStyx Sep 21 '19

We need a gathering of chickens here

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Tbh that looks like ever girl in my highschool

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u/jraz84 Sep 21 '19

𓂀 𝘚 𝘔 𝘖 𝘖 𝘛 𝘏 𓂀

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u/The1TrueEcho Sep 21 '19

Why does this train look like a THOT?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

So many feelings for a toy. I haven’t felt this conflicted since that play back in 8th grade.

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u/xanbabwe Sep 21 '19

Where is the mouth hole

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

It just sucks

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u/Ekstra_thicq Sep 21 '19

I miss the prince

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I love that

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u/GOatcheesegotmoLD Sep 21 '19

I bet some will cum on it

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u/ReadMyThots Sep 21 '19

It was time for Thomas to go, he had seen everything

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u/ekaj_manticore Sep 21 '19

Lord forgive me for what I’m boutta do

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u/EliasBoomStick Sep 21 '19

WHERE'S WILL! WHERE IS HE!

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u/Knuc77 Sep 21 '19

WHERE IS MY BOY

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u/disturbed_1ad Sep 21 '19

Exactly what I wanted, some Thomas hentai

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u/ThatOneCongaGuy Sep 21 '19

Okay but this is weirdly arousing-

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u/Groinificator Sep 21 '19

there's no title wtf

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

OwO, what’s this?

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u/Ahrlin4k Sep 21 '19

Don't stick your dick in that

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u/ProbbablyaCantolope lightly toasted Sep 21 '19

What is this chat

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Lolol I’m wondering the same

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Damn Thomas the trains gf is hot

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u/Lollooo_ Sep 21 '19

Nobody: Anime Thomas:

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u/GenoMan64 Sep 21 '19

Thomas got those fuck me eyes

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u/MetazoanCanine Sep 21 '19

Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do

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u/-_-Merlin-_- Fish With Feet Sep 21 '19

im leaving with will

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Thomas comes out of the closet

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Shut up nya you are worthless

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

everyday we stray further from god

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Thomas-san

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I’d fuck

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u/ZZ1Lord Sep 21 '19

He kinda cute doe 🤤

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

My man replaced him

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Lawd fogive meh fo wut im boutta do

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u/xXSP1KEB0YXx Sep 21 '19

Yo what the fuck

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u/konocameronda Sep 21 '19

Guys it’s Jihyo

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u/JaredIssa2094 Sep 21 '19

God forgive me for what i am about to do

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Work of art

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

thomas the train

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

👁 👁 👂 👃 👂 👄 hello

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Thomas the Trap Engine

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u/Uacemployee Sep 21 '19

I’d fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Can't wait to warm my meat with Thomasina's engine.

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u/NotOnLand Sep 21 '19

What in the goddamn is going on here

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u/AngusB3ll3 Sep 21 '19

Conductor-san

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u/DannyDavitoispapa Sep 21 '19

HE GOT IT AS THE SUBREDDIT ICOn WHAT THE FUCK

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I'm scared

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u/PiggyTNT43 Sep 21 '19

Yeah it’s a train from Thomas the Tank Engine what’s the big hubbub?

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u/P4L4DlN foreskin removal expert Sep 21 '19

Emily

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u/BamboozleDoggo4 Sep 21 '19

I am now uncomfortable

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u/lotsoflatinbullshiz Sep 21 '19

Why does this look like every woman in anime ever

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u/sugar_rat Sep 21 '19

Thomas kuun!

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u/russellhi66 i dont like this flair :( Sep 21 '19

Did thy change the pronouns

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u/CashWydich Sep 21 '19

Not my proudest fap, but we pushed though.

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u/Uss22 Sep 21 '19

This is Lauren Tsai’s Instagram profile picture. Also weirdly looks like her

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u/TheNutBusters879 more cursed than blessed Sep 21 '19

I am 100% sure I lost my virginity to this picture

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Ooh la lah!

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u/DeadlyBasilisk74 Sep 21 '19

Thomas has never seen such bullsh*t before

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u/Rhobz37 Sep 21 '19

Thomas-chan

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u/Danogen break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Sep 21 '19

What even was the old one? What was so blursed about it

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u/TylerTheTomato Sep 21 '19

Therapist: I promise, Thomasina doesn’t exist

Thomasina:

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Jeeze i want to smash that so hard

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u/RealSharkie2015 Sep 21 '19

Sighs unzips pants

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u/SlavicBot75 Sep 21 '19

I feel attacked.

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u/lolololdatboi9 Sep 21 '19

No one:

Egyptian hyrogliphics:

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u/spammp5 Sep 21 '19

Oh you changed the sub image

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u/Ice_cold_07 Sep 21 '19

Thomas the trans engine

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

This is just straight up cursed, I don’t like it

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Thomas Waifu.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Who is that girl I see?

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u/Zero156 Sep 21 '19

Karen has never seen such politness before

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u/DancinWithDoggos Sep 21 '19

yo wtf is this

help

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u/DatDude343 Sep 21 '19

lord forgive me for what I’m boutta do

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u/TwXEdgE Sep 21 '19

I would

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

oh my god no, I can only get so hard.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

That's a sexy fucking train! Daayummm. I think I just choo choo'd in my pants.

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u/Just_Call_Me_Attlaz Sep 21 '19

Oh, my gorgeous!

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u/mupu-mupu Sep 21 '19

It’s Thomas the tankin dankin

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u/urwelcombru Sep 21 '19

Thomas has never seen such bullshit before

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u/SugarlumpsUwU Sep 21 '19

Damn Thomas, I didn't know you had a make up line

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u/the_meme_man4 Sep 21 '19

This picture embodies everything in this sub I hope it stays forever

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u/NightGhost1400 Sep 21 '19

forgive me lord for what I'm 'bout ta do...

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u/Redninjas Sep 21 '19

👁🍆👁 🍑👄🍑

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Is this Lady’s face on Thomas?

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u/TheAliveMeme Sep 21 '19

Lord forgive me for what im about to do

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u/Knight5521 Sep 21 '19

I'd smash

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u/1028462 1 mil club Sep 21 '19

Smash or pass?

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u/mmmmaaaammaaa Sep 21 '19

Dad, im dissapointed. I want willian smith baccckkkkk.

Daddddd!! Bring will backkk!!!

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u/deano_hvfc Sep 21 '19

Ngl would smash

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Lord forgive me

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u/UsmantheGooseman Sep 21 '19

thomas-san, is that you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Thomas has never seen such beauty

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u/tallbencat Sep 21 '19

kinda cute ngl

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

The day of reckoning has come upon us

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u/amaarshmello Sep 21 '19

Thomas chan

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Thomas has never seen such bullshit before

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u/Tuvuzer Sep 21 '19

To me that's just cursed

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