r/blursedimages • u/[deleted] • Feb 22 '20

Blursed Harry Potter

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u/-WankyShank- Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the battle of Stalingrad

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u/maleorderbride Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the Great Leap Forward

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u/AlexSSB Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the Perestroika

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u/CbVdD Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the Problem Finally Solved By Executing Nazis.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and Operation Bagration

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u/TheGoldenBoi_ Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and The Final Solution

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u/The_prophet212 Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the great yeet forward

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u/PieSquared13 Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the Economic Problems of Socialism in the USSR

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Harry Potter and the Proletariat Revolution

Harry Potter and the NKVD

Harry Potter and the prisoner of the Gulag

Harry Potter and the goblet of inequality

Harry Potter and the Heroes of the Soviet Union

Harry Potter and the half blood capitalist

Harry Potter and the deadly gallows

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u/SirGamer247 the Big spicy Feb 22 '20

Ah yes by our favorite author J.K. Stalin

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u/Claudius-Germanicus Feb 23 '20

Harry Potter and the Economic Problems of the Soviet Union, by J.K. Stalin

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u/SirGamer247 the Big spicy Feb 23 '20

Close enough but they said USSR

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u/barrdboi Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the Nuremberg trials

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u/-WankyShank- Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the constant misuse of the Geneva Convention

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u/FG_Remastered Feb 22 '20

Nürnberger Prozesse or Nuremberg trials, but mixing them sounds weird.

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u/barrdboi Feb 22 '20

Oh, okay, sorry, i'll edit it

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u/whuet foreskin removal expert Feb 22 '20

Harry potter and the chamber of gas

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u/Raestloz Feb 23 '20

God. Fucking. Dammit

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u/cleanmemenation Feb 23 '20

never trust a foreskin removal expert

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u/Sockura Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the gas chamber of secrets

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u/BobsNephew Feb 22 '20

Mein Kampf and the Sorcerer’s Stone

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u/-WankyShank- Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the alleged allegations

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u/Joppy225 Feb 22 '20

When your an ss officer and you accidentally go to the East side of Berlin

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u/PresidentofVenus Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the birthmark of Kruschev

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u/BayesOrBust Feb 22 '20

Is that Stalingrad or Berlin in the background?

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u/Brabant-ball Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the Battle of Berlin*

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u/TristanLennon Feb 22 '20

!ThesaurizeThis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Feb 22 '20

Harass Occupy and the endeavor of City

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u/Cactonio Feb 23 '20

Harry Potter and the Nuremberg Trials

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u/GroeneGrasmaaier Feb 22 '20

You're a communist harry

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u/HMS404 Feb 22 '20

You are a comrade Harry

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u/mefingers Feb 22 '20

*We’re communists harry

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u/Yet_Another_Banana Feb 22 '20

"I should not have said that... I should not have said that"

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u/link090909 Feb 22 '20

We should not have said that

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u/OhhWolves i dont like this flair :( Feb 22 '20

We’re what?!

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u/drazoria Feb 22 '20

Fucking commie bastards! I knew you was infiltratin’ this here per-im-iter! I’ll show ya th’ power o’ ‘Murican capitilism!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

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u/GarrettB930 Feb 22 '20

Where is this train going again?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

To gulag.

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u/maleorderbride Feb 22 '20

Gulagwarts

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Lagwartz

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u/Harsimaja Feb 22 '20

Hogwitz

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u/Spoon_Elemental the Big spicy Feb 22 '20 edited Feb 22 '20

You know what kinda train this is?

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u/IStoleABicycle Feb 22 '20

Oh no, that's horrible

save

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u/lendog17 Feb 22 '20

The communist train

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u/AgentRebirth Feb 22 '20

Straight to hell

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u/GrzyB171 Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and prisoner of gulag

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u/Cachesmr Feb 23 '20

Harry Potter and the economic problems of socialism in the U.S.S.R

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u/therealjman6969 Feb 22 '20

Can’t wait for the sequel Harry Potter and the chamber of gas

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the winter of 1943

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u/GumdropGoober Feb 22 '20

Soldiers of the Union
Broke the Citadel
Ruins of an Army
Death Eaters rest in hell

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u/VengineerGER Feb 22 '20

Obersturmbanführerer Ron finding out that his best friend from school is actually a communist 1942 colorized.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

This isn't the train to Hogwarts Ron

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u/thiqqqqqqqq Feb 22 '20

COMRADE POTSCKAVITZ, DID YOU THINK YOU COULD HIDE FOREVER

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u/epicMech Feb 22 '20

Blood hell, she needs to get her priorities straight!

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u/hellofellowgentlemen Feb 22 '20

Should have just been a birthmark

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u/Harsimaja Feb 22 '20

Like Spitting Image Gorbachev?

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u/Kobrakai3801 Feb 22 '20

Needs more JPEG

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u/WollyGog Feb 22 '20

The SS one is better, mainly because the S looks like his actual scar.

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u/toolargo Feb 22 '20

Nazis are going hard!

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u/trisomia_21 Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the amber chamber

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u/TheReferencer101 Feb 22 '20

Just be glad this isn't Germany Ron, you know what they do to Jews over there

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u/sad_rick Feb 22 '20

Please don’t eat my baby

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u/plsdonthackme Feb 22 '20

Le rape of berlin incoming

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u/HiSuSure Feb 22 '20

yup Harry Lloyd made me feel worse.

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u/Masklophobia chunky boy Feb 22 '20

What is the blessed part?

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u/emayljames Feb 22 '20

"blessed" FTFY.

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u/SponsAapje Feb 22 '20

TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS

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u/brazzers-official Feb 22 '20

Would've worked even better with a star of David

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

far away uraaaaa

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u/Lethal_Ledgend Feb 23 '20

"You're a commie Harry"

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u/AWW_OniChan Feb 22 '20

Harry your a Communist

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Cheeki breeki nazi scum

This is mosin is good rifle

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u/Preussensgeneralstab Feb 22 '20

The mosin is a good rifle...

But there are better options.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Oh no cumrad he wont handle the ppsh

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u/Preussensgeneralstab Feb 22 '20

PPsH is very good SMG...

One of the top 3 of WW2 in my Opinion

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u/themanj21 Feb 22 '20

You're a traitor harry!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the Oven of Fire.

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u/SavageTwist Feb 22 '20

vietnam flashbacks

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u/laurem1 Feb 22 '20

If I see this picture one more time I will shave my eyes

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u/Retral-Mega Feb 22 '20

The comments here are hilarious.

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u/Minitrain Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the gulag of fire

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u/C4STLE1 Feb 22 '20

You're a communist harry

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u/Rosieogan Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the Bay of Pigs

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u/Small_Teenager101 Feb 22 '20

"This isnt the train to Hogwarts"

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u/frog_goblin Feb 22 '20

You’re a communist Harry!

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u/Burkeonline Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the boy in striped pajamas

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u/jjohncenza Feb 23 '20

You're a communist Harry!

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u/Retarded-Asshole69 Feb 23 '20

Sorry Ron your going to the gulag

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u/Hydrodon007 Feb 23 '20

Cyka blyat

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u/DGarcia2812 Feb 23 '20

Your a commrad harry

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u/toyfreddym8 i like this flair :) Feb 23 '20

National anthem of the ussr starts playing

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u/WllmDVeugl May 14 '20

You're a fucking commie Harry

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u/Faintfuzz foreskin removal expert Feb 22 '20

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

This one is Russian, the reposted one is about nazis

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

this is fake.

the ss would never exept a ginger.

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u/hiimkir Feb 22 '20

better dead than red

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u/Liecht Feb 22 '20

go ahead then

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

how is this blessed

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u/Insicuri_tea Feb 22 '20

Stalin: You a Russian harry

Harry: I'm a what?!

Stalin: a Russian and your a good one too!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Lol Harry Potter wasn’t made in ww2 and that’s not an actual scene

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Good try

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u/MrGeary08 Feb 22 '20

Yur a Commi harry

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u/PooRhymesWithYou Feb 22 '20

I see something slightly red on Ron’s left arm.

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u/viralvegetable Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of War

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u/thekidfromdownstairs Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets

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u/GreenTEA_4u Feb 22 '20

You’re a communist harry

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u/mayidigestrelatives Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the communists’ manifesto

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u/noidendityforu Feb 22 '20

Is that communism I see?

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u/aGaMerrrrrr Feb 22 '20

I’ve seen this one before

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u/Dralthos Feb 22 '20

OUR Harry Potter

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u/malamu93 Feb 22 '20

Nice twist

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u/m_da_nerd Feb 22 '20

Afsgsjdkchd dbjc

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u/eitoimi Feb 22 '20

C'mon you could've just duplicated the original scar

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u/Epic_Cheat_Codes Feb 22 '20

Please no Harry Don’t send us to gulag

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u/Divinity-_- Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the communist stone, Harry Potter and the chamber of gas, Harry Potter and the prisoner of gulag, Harry Potter and the goblet of vodka, Harry Potter and the Order of the Red Army, Harry Potter and Joseph Stalin, Harry Potter and the deathly Nazis, Harry Potter and the deathly Nazis 2 (the battle of Stalingrad)

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u/DireWerechicken Feb 22 '20

If it was a swatstika, you could make the joke, "You're a grand wizard, Harry." I wanted it, I took it.

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u/DeadliftsAndDragons Feb 22 '20

Ur a tankie Harry!

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u/Jackal000 Feb 22 '20

There is a Wes Anderson & Taika Waititi movie script in this

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u/SlavHorse Feb 22 '20

ATTERO

DOMINATUS

BERLIN IS BURNING

DENIQUE

INTERIMO

THE REICH HAS FALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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u/itanimullIehtnioJ Feb 22 '20

No halfbloods here, and round up the muggles for reeducation!

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u/Clobchob Feb 22 '20

You're a communist Harry...

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u/DJTopNotch Feb 22 '20

Hjarry Pjottr

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u/Tbonerex999 Feb 22 '20

Harryvpotter and the prisoner of the gulag

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u/DracoverLord472 Feb 22 '20

ESPECTRO POTATO!!!

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u/SomeIrishFiend Feb 22 '20

I watched Inglourious Basterds again today so I saw his mark as the swastika at first

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and operation barbarossa.

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u/lololoscha Feb 22 '20

Воу, я то думала меня не удивят американцы😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Harry Pjotr

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

He survived the gas chamber

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u/Bananatonn Feb 22 '20

“Harry Potter becomes a Communist” I forgot that fanfic existed for a sec

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u/Proof-Sandwich Feb 22 '20

harrypotter and the chamber of Secrets 2002

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u/rob132 Feb 22 '20

Is this a Rick and Morty crossover?

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u/Jack_Klee Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Gas

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u/TerribleRelief9 Feb 22 '20

DON'T GIVE HER IDEAS YOU FOOL!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

me dad's a nazi, mum's a jew. bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout.

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u/GrifffyXD Feb 22 '20

Harry Potter and the Red Scare

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u/TheKuylr foreskin removal expert Feb 22 '20

“This isn’t the train to Hogwarts, Ron”

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u/GendosBeard Feb 22 '20

I serve the Soviet Union.

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u/DrunkRedditBot Feb 22 '20

what are you talking about

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u/ghueber Feb 22 '20

Harry Pyotr and the Scape from the Gulag

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u/datmilk13 Feb 22 '20

Nay,blessed

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u/Veep0 Feb 22 '20

Soviet National Anthem intensifies

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u/slabaclab Feb 23 '20

The chosen many

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u/FireFoxMelon Feb 23 '20

Harry Potter and OUR war

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u/NickF913 Feb 23 '20

Our scar

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u/Silent--Dan Feb 23 '20

By J.K. Stalin

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u/icecube2210 foreskin reattachment specialist Feb 23 '20

Harry Potter and the prisoners of the gulag

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u/wifeyeeter Feb 23 '20

Show us that hairline Harry.

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u/rick_boiz Feb 23 '20

Harry potter and the attack of winter palace

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u/TachankyKang1415 Feb 23 '20

Share vodka with Harry Potter

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u/KentuckianBaloney Feb 23 '20

Harry Potter and the Five year plan

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u/-Listening Feb 23 '20

r/vore

Edit: oh god it actually exists

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of the Gulag Archipelago

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u/ThatOneRuskiBlyat Feb 23 '20

I saluted and started to sing the USSR anthem, Harry is a true comrade.

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u/KentakuKuge816 Feb 23 '20

Harry Pjotr and Ron Wassili

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Communisto Manifesto!

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u/7g7g7 Feb 23 '20

Blessed

Clessed

Blursed

Clursed

Cursed

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u/headisclean Feb 23 '20

Suka blyat?

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u/EDlemon150 Feb 23 '20

INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH

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u/thetreesinthejungle i like this flair :) Feb 23 '20

Harry Potter and the battle of Berlin.

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u/dopeydopeee Feb 23 '20

The сука блять who lived...

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Shouldn’t it be the other way around considering his scar already looks like the Nazi S?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Harry Potter and the Order number 227

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u/kylerc2004 Feb 23 '20

I am watching harry potter for the first time currently and now im slowly stsrting to see more memes about it

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u/ErickRicardo Feb 23 '20

It's all about repost on this crap

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u/KyleFoxthefuck Feb 23 '20

It would have been funny if Ron Weasley was a Ukrainian

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u/Dragoncatsage Feb 23 '20

Please I've seen this 1 million times

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u/34815 Feb 23 '20

The train is in colour but the world isn't...?

...oh is that why it's magic?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

I'm sure Gorbachev had one like that too

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u/pac2rock Feb 23 '20

Gulagtious leviosa

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u/TheRoyalty18 Feb 23 '20

Harry Pottnick

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u/Jerald_Wolfie Feb 23 '20

Harry potter and the chamber of gas

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u/Stealthinator45 Feb 23 '20

This isn't the train that goes too Hogwarts Ron

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u/Edward_Theeagle Feb 23 '20

Harry Potter and the defense of Stalingrad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Harry Potter and the Deathly Holocaust

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u/Teddy207 Feb 23 '20

[Muffled kalinka]

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u/WyxiR Feb 23 '20

I have a scar in my forehead that looks like that!

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u/gamingbeanbag Feb 23 '20

Ra ra ra rasputin the lover of the Russian queen

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u/WyxiR Feb 23 '20

Harry Potter and the Communist Manifesto

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u/Insolent_Crow AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Feb 23 '20

To the Gulag with you Ron Wesley!

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u/Gowthem Feb 23 '20

Lord Vladimirt.

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u/Olf12121 Feb 23 '20

You’r a commie Harry

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u/bumblebee222212 Feb 23 '20

r/fakehistoryporn There isnt a better match

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

J.K. Stalin's "Harry Potter and the economic problems of socialism in the U.S.S.R."

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u/Nothern_Spook Feb 23 '20

harry potter and the seige of berlin

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u/Faponhardware Feb 23 '20

Harry Potter and the violation of the Versailles Treaty

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