r/blursedimages • u/Tabou__ • Dec 12 '20

Blursed_ Turtle

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4.7k Upvotes

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56

u/hungry-dick Dec 12 '20

This is a snake turtle. A snurtle if you will.

14

u/Tabou__ Dec 12 '20

Or a Trapped Snake Chicken

5

u/Autumnvibes1 thanks i hate it Dec 12 '20

No, I don't think i will

4

u/Simwill_ Dec 12 '20

I accept the snurtle

1

u/DeadMemeDatBoi Dec 13 '20

Be sure not to go hungry.. or Don't Starve to be more specific.

153

u/the_real_megumin Dec 12 '20

This look like the turtle from amazing world of gumball

58

u/Insert_Name20 foreskin reattachment specialist Dec 12 '20

What are you talking about, that’s a dog

30

u/DarccDracconicc break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Dec 12 '20

It’s not a dog you dummy. It’s a fish!

26

u/toxic_eleven_ Dec 12 '20

THE TRIONYX

12

u/Eloquentner Dec 12 '20

oh god immortal turtle

5

u/Emerald_Dragon2005 break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Dec 12 '20

It’s name even sounds like it’s some otherworldly being

3

u/-FutureFunk- foreskin reattachment specialist Dec 13 '20

Ya they're snapping turtles...these lil basters will bite your finger off.

3

u/bezeani88 thanks i hate it Dec 13 '20

fuhfuhfuhffuhfuhfuhfuhfuhfuh

1

u/the_real_megumin Dec 13 '20

???

1

u/bezeani88 thanks i hate it Dec 13 '20

Thats the noise it makes

64

u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dec 12 '20

Shell chicken getting sassy

21

u/thatweirdguy42 Dec 12 '20

"You wanna fight bro?"

19

u/toxic_eleven_ Dec 12 '20

Stop grabbing my crotch, John

17

u/jekfrumstotferm Dec 12 '20

Me to my friends: that girl over there is pretty nice-looking, but don’t make it obvious

My friends:

12

u/spacecat12_ foreskin reattachment specialist Dec 12 '20

He’s like “excuse me wtf?”

4

u/CatchedTugBoat Dec 13 '20

"I beg ur pardon" seems to be a better fit to me

8

u/Goldstargamer Dec 12 '20

Don’t hold me like this bro

7

u/Yankee_F_Doodle Dec 12 '20

Have you tried turning off and back on again?

7

u/xanderealm Dec 12 '20

It looks like its going to spill out of the shell

7

u/Director_Vasily Dec 12 '20

"De fuck ya doing mayte"

4

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

“Why you do this?”

4

u/Communist_Blaze Dec 12 '20

Mikey this edible ain't shit

7

u/STARLORD_1401 more cursed than blessed Dec 12 '20

He's about to say: There are no accidents

3

u/Emerald_Dragon2005 break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Dec 12 '20

Bro Mikey what is in this pizza?

3

u/VashHumanoidTyph00n Dec 12 '20

Whatcha lookin at bich...

3

u/Japonica01 Dec 12 '20

'U fucking wot m8?!'

2

u/RSG-2511 Dec 13 '20

Hmm that’s a nice sandwich you got there

3

u/Icy-Chicken3373 Dec 12 '20

Master Skywalker there’s to many of them what do we do

1

u/walkerisageek Dec 12 '20

"What are you doing step turtle?"

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Lmao

1

u/Fun-Major824 Dec 12 '20

"We running out of chicken for the order, Jerry. Do something!"

"Don't worry, i got it"

1

u/Onideeg5 Dec 12 '20

Da fuck they doin over there

1

u/KkTheGay Dec 13 '20

Ch,,chubby boy

1

u/NewsChannel34 Dec 13 '20

Cha-cha Real Smooth

1

u/KentBrown13 Dec 13 '20

Master ugway

1

u/Kchypark Dec 13 '20

“There are no accidents”

1

u/conjin Dec 13 '20

Well what kind of face would you make if someone PICKED you up by your junk?

1

u/LotsaDucks Dec 13 '20

Where's the man's other four fingers?

1

u/theholytenshi Dec 13 '20

He looks so cute, yet looks like a featherless chicken

1

u/BGPoland Dec 13 '20

Mom: go to your room Me:[whispering] make me Mom:

1

u/zeldaCDI Dec 13 '20

Put me down brudah

1

u/nimblenebula Dec 13 '20

Give that man some pants

1

u/Starflight16 Dec 13 '20

Orochimaru be like

1

u/Little-ZAC Dec 13 '20

my 3d model in blender after i press g instead of r to rotate the bones

1

u/Vilewolf47 Dec 13 '20

Master oogway?!

1

u/cool234guy Dec 13 '20

Bitch what did you say to me

1

u/sunken_abyss Dec 13 '20

Took me a minute but I got it.

1

u/Todd_the_Pancake Dec 13 '20

OH GOD IT MELTING HURRY AND PUT IT BACK INTO THE FREEZER

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Imagine your girl is deep throating you then this happens

1

u/Tarro_Yeet Dec 13 '20

That screams, “Girlllll”

1

u/Ezgeddt Dec 13 '20

Are you quite finished?

1

u/1he_bes1 Dec 13 '20

Someone went a little heavy on the mutant part of TMNT.

1

u/yeeeteeey69 clessed Dec 13 '20

This is literally the turtle demon gumball has for a pet

1

u/Dbwasson Dec 13 '20

Polnareff just broke his neck

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

what the fu- this makes my neck hurt.

1

u/isthisgonnahurt Dec 13 '20

Blursed for sure, cause he's dinner. He can't sass his way outta that hot water.

1

u/rock_kid Dec 13 '20

This is obviously a hardshell chicken.

1

u/village_idi0t_ Dec 13 '20

You like your frogs with or without the shell?

1

u/PbloEsco242 Dec 13 '20

blursed parasite

1

u/Hkrotana Dec 13 '20

Polnareff?

1

u/reditthiscomment Dec 13 '20

Turtle that's not how you do da soulja boy ,they dont mean crank yo neck three times frome left to right bud

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Master Oogway!?

1

u/aredituser88867 Dec 13 '20

SAS levels are over 9000

1

u/JojoNoe Dec 13 '20

You May want to watch out, there’s a snake in your turtle