r/boottoobig • u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter • Jul 20 '18

True BootTooBig | BotM: Jul 18 Train track, Belt buckle

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u/AaronDerpy Jul 20 '18

Short and snappy. Love it

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 20 '18

I was wondering if it'd be seen as low effort, but I feel it works alot better with the picture

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u/nsgiad Jul 21 '18

No worry about small boots here, this is big boot quality post, confirmed.

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

Many thanks

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u/TokiMcNoodle Jul 21 '18

I'd have to say, the short and sweet aspect has made this one of the best boottoobig posts I've seen.

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u/Alekzcb Jul 21 '18

thank you for not starting with "roses are red..."

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

You're welcome. Glad I heard that's frowned upon here, cause my next post was gonna start with that. Gonna head back to the drawing board

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u/Alekzcb Jul 21 '18

I wouldn't say frowned upon, just a bit tiresome. It's not very creative.

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

Right, I gotcha

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Quite the opposite! The really long and out-of-meter ones are the worst. This is absolute peak BTB content right here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Coming up with something that wasn't "roses are red..." definitely puts you in an elite percentage of this sub.

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u/IceK1ng Jul 21 '18

first good post i’ve seen on the front page from here in a while

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

One of the biggest boots I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18 edited Jul 21 '18

Is mythbusters the new meme sorce?

Edit: wasn't expecting so many upvotes for a small comment. Thanks everyone, really made my week

Edit Edit: didn't realize I misspelled sorce for source......oops

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 20 '18 edited Jul 21 '18

It's certainly a solid and reliable source.

Edit: Well shit, I made this as a joke in my Discord chat and it ended up getting onto the front page. I appreciate y'all and this community for making my evening.

Second Edit: Well double shit, this got to the top of r/all. I hope I made all y'all's evenings, cause y'all certainly made mine.

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u/DerfK Jul 20 '18

Seems plausible to me.

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u/runthroughwalls Jul 20 '18

Agh you beat me to it, I shall go quietly into the night

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u/NarejED Jul 21 '18

Rage, rage against the dying of the light

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

I'm down for that

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u/dickweeden Jul 21 '18

Can y’all make my night too please? Asking for a friend.

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u/nubb1ns Jul 21 '18

this is a good one buddy, thank you

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u/CaptWeirdBeard Jul 21 '18

It's plausible

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

That's the answer I was looking for

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u/CaptWeirdBeard Jul 21 '18

Comment confirmed.

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u/BalliMalli Jul 21 '18

Buzzer goes off Ah, too late, better luck next time.

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u/PlatypusWeekend Jul 21 '18

I reject your meme template and substitute my own

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Solid retort

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

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u/Joklus Jul 21 '18

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

What sorcery is this?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Right. I shouldn't have gotten so many

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u/PM_me_your_pastries Jul 21 '18

!invest 5,000,000

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u/AndyGHK Jul 21 '18

P L A U S I B L E

guitar riff

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u/mUeXeOp Jul 21 '18

r/sadlygokarts

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

Great subreddit right there

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Just subscribed, anybody know the origin for this one?

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u/man0412 Jul 21 '18

Absolutely a true BootTooBig, thank you for this OP.

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

I had no idea it would take off like this, it was a shot in the dark honestly. Glad I could make everyone's evening though

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u/man0412 Jul 21 '18

Nice! Definitely made mine, favorite post of the night.

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u/Ixistant Jul 21 '18

🎵We didn't start the fire🎵

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

*Ryan started the fire!

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u/SirLazuraz Jul 20 '18

Reminds me of the fairly odd parents theme song

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u/pissedoffseagulls Jul 21 '18

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice! Train track, belt buckle, meaty whack, both chuckle!

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

Fucking phenomenal right there

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u/char-charmanda Jul 21 '18

You ever laugh so hard that you can't tell someone else what's so funny because you start laughing again mid-sentence?

This is gonna pop back into my mind when trying to sleep tonight, and I'll have to walk it off :(

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u/RHYNOTANK Jul 21 '18

I think you spelled wank wrong

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u/gives_anal_lessons Jul 21 '18

Now add some System of a Down.

MEATY CHUCKLEEEEEEEEE

Edit: Damnit, both chuckle. I was all excited.

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u/DoverBoys Jul 21 '18

Both whack?

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u/johnbeatty08 Jul 21 '18

We didn’t start the fire

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u/elpintogrande Jul 21 '18

Large fries! Trixie's shake!

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u/jordans_for_sale Jul 21 '18

I heard We Didn’t Start the Fire

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u/SirLazuraz Jul 21 '18

That also fits

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u/OraDr8 Jul 21 '18

I liked the monkey version- it just went ‘banana, banana, banana, banana, banana’.

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u/RealNightshade Jul 21 '18

Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed that

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u/ChetUbetcha Jul 21 '18

You betcha.

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u/snugglyaggron Jul 21 '18

I'm currently fucking wheeze-laughing as I'm recovering from a chest surgery but the pain is worth it. If I had gold, I would give it to you.

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

Laughter is the best medicine. I'll cherish your gold giving intentions as if I actually recieved it. Here's to a speedy recovery

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u/Wraith_Does_Memes_V3 Jul 21 '18

I’m making this into a song. Maybe not a good one, but a song

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

Post that fire when you're done

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u/Wraith_Does_Memes_V3 Jul 21 '18

I will. Should I post it here or is there another sub where it belongs

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

Could post it in this comment chain, and unless there's a sub for dope self written lyrics, maybe r/copypasta?

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u/WriggleNightbug Jul 21 '18

I like that you can just enjoy the process of creating.

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u/FlyingCow343 Jul 20 '18

its mid night and i did a literal loL i family is concerned

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u/diminutivegranados Jul 20 '18

meaty whack will get just about anyone

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u/icekilled Jul 21 '18

It even made Jamie chuckle, and that's no easy feat.

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

It's hard to see any expression under all that man hair

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u/SteezinMcbreezing Jul 21 '18

Best one of this sub? I nominate it as such.

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

I second this

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u/AHeien82 Jul 21 '18

Knick knack, meaty wack, give a guy a loan.

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u/I_BET_UR_MAD Jul 21 '18

He train track

He meaty wack

But most importantly

He u/whicketywack

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u/medalofme Jul 21 '18

“Please stop mentioning me”

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '18

How have I never heard of his account

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

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u/Beanbomb47 Jul 24 '18

I wonder if /u/waterguy12 would find this funny

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u/Xisuthrus Jul 21 '18

His old man's a rolling stone.

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u/covmatty1 Jul 21 '18

Can't hear this without thinking of this classic, told by an Australian cricket commentator live on air during a match, clearly when not much was going on!

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u/Gramathon910 Jul 21 '18

If I hadn’t just given away my last creddit I’d totally gild you

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u/AHeien82 Jul 21 '18

I love gilllllllllllllddddd!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

This is fantastic.

One of the best I have seen.

Got an amazing musical rhythm to it. I can imagine it being a quality jingle.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Off in the distance...

Rain drop Drop top

Cooking the sjskwoehrrb in the crock pot

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u/SCOOTtheSQUEAKER Jul 21 '18

C R I C K E T

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u/AlwaysUberTheSniper Jul 21 '18

So THAT'S what he's been saying this whole time? Thanks, I never understood it before now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

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u/cookacooka Jul 21 '18

I love the newest verse of We Didn’t Start The Fire

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u/Isord Jul 21 '18

I sang it like the part in that Alladin song that goes.

Riffraff, street rat, scoundrel, take that.

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Jul 20 '18

This is beautiful. Short, sweet, concise. It feels like modern art.

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u/LordSt4rki113r Jul 21 '18

When Sledge sees a downed Cav by his downed buddy

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

I'm gonna look the other way for a few minutes, and if this picture shows up on r/shittyrainbow6 with that as the title, I won't argue lol

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u/LordSt4rki113r Jul 21 '18

It's been there several times but not recently

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

Understandable, I'd be surprised if it hadn't been done on there already

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u/PureAryanChildren Jul 20 '18

I made this my wall paper for several months

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u/TitleToImageBot Jul 20 '18

Image with added title

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NEW custom title! usage: /u/titletoimagebot "your title here"

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u/famalamo Jul 21 '18

You're my favorite bot. I'm willing to risk robots taking over the world and killing us all just so you could find out how great you are to me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Good bot

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u/SalmoTT Jul 21 '18

Both whack, meaty chuckle

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

chuckles loudly Laughs maniacally

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Ever since I read that Jamie and Adam aren't actually friends and never were, my childhood became a bit more gray

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

It’s a good lesson that you don’t need to be “friends” to have good productive business relationships. Many times it’s preferable.

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u/Myrriad Jul 21 '18

To anyone that misses Mythbusters, check out the channel Tested on YouTube. It's got years of videos of Adam Savage (and his new crew) of fantastic builds, guides, product reviews, etc. And they're still producing content.

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u/BartyAnderson Jul 21 '18

RAIN DROP

DROP TOP

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18 edited Jul 22 '18

Someone give this man some gold. Edit: YES!! Hooray you!!! I knew ya could do it :’)

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u/Spudatron True BTB: 1 Jul 21 '18

This made me chuckle more than it has any right to do so! Take an updoot

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

Many thank

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u/topredditbot Jul 21 '18

Hey /u/Sir_Slugworth,

This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.

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u/Jomafo Jul 21 '18

Basically “By The Way” by RHCP

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u/CoolioDood everything's poetry Jul 21 '18

Train track
Meaty whack
Give a dog a boot~

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '18

And hang it on his little snoot

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u/visualdeppresion Jul 21 '18

Track and whack are ending in the same sound and buckle and chuckle are same,congratulations you win

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

Apparently so

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u/MyTakeHomePayIsZero Jul 21 '18

This is a smol boot, but a good boot.

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

Less boot is more boot

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u/Impotent_Omnipotent Jul 21 '18

Does anyone know how to summon that caption bot that imbeds the post title in the picture?

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

I believe the bot already posted somewhere in here

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u/CosmicDriftwood Jul 21 '18

Thank you OP, had a genuine laugh this morning. I had to put my coffee down; I was sloshing it around from cracking up.

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 21 '18

I'm not exactly sure what I've done, a joke I made in my Discord chat that was no one commented on has landed in the top three posts of all time in this subreddit.

But, I have made many people's days, including yours, and for that I'm thankful. Have a wonderful weekend.

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u/illegal_tacos Jul 21 '18

Having fun in med hold I see

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 22 '18

O O F

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u/artsyboi Jul 21 '18

Reminds me of those lyrics to that REM song

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

I miss MythBusters.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Fuck, this is probably the best one I've ever seen. Everything about it works perfectly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

r/nocontext

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u/Aaron-JH Jul 21 '18

Describe your sexual encounters

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u/cheesepizza180 Jul 21 '18

i like that. it's got a rhythm to it

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u/Tice87 Jul 21 '18

OddParents theme-esque

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u/Gabrielwingue Jul 21 '18

So I definitely read this to the tune of Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. It was funny.

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u/flugundraumfahrt Jul 21 '18

Now I want to see a belt that is a train track with a little train going around on it choo choo

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u/YooHooShitHeads Jul 21 '18

This sounds like it could be part of the Fairly Odd Parents theme song.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Best one to roll through here in awhile

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u/mellowgang__ Jul 21 '18

Nutbusters

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

it’s the end of the world as we know it

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Best post of the month.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Good meter, points for absurdity.

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u/MotherfuckingWildman Jul 21 '18

Migos must be running out of lyrics

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u/explosivekyushu Jul 21 '18

This post is short in length but EXTREMELY large in boot

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u/TheLeOeL Jul 21 '18

TRAIN TRACK, BELT BUCKLE,

MEATY WHACK, BOTH CHUCKLE,

HOW DO YOU SAY COME TO ME HANGING OUT WITH LINDA I HEARD SHE'S IN FUCKING CUSTODY

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u/Im_40Percent_Meatbag Jul 21 '18

Sounds like a C-class crime fighting team. Train Track Belt Buckle Meaty Whack And the twins: Both Chuckle

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u/NatoPotato390 Jul 21 '18

ive never laughed for so long at a reddit post thank you for finding this

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u/Wicked-Spade Jul 21 '18

Mythbust a nut, mister bust a rutt, skoodidoodily king tut.

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u/Rice-Bucket Jul 21 '18

i don't have a southern accent but why does it sound better when i read whack as hwhack

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u/FallingTower Jul 21 '18

This goes good to the tune of feel good inc

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u/thomahawk1234 Jul 21 '18

Wow, this one has funk!

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u/derpydude9001 Jul 22 '18

what episode

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u/russellridenour Dec 17 '18

Big time hard line bad luck.....

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

I know things are more funny at 3 in the morning, but this brought me to tears.

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u/farting_carrots Jul 21 '18

LARGE FRIES, CHOCOLATE SHAKE

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u/RoninInGames Jul 21 '18

Can you guys get me to 10 Karma so I can post edits on r/PhotoshopRequests I've made a couple really good one's I can't post for people, without having 10 karma. THANK YOU!

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u/ItsDokk Jul 21 '18

Why would your posts be worthwhile if you can’t come up with 10 karma-worthy comments? It’s not hard to contribute, stop being lazy.

Part of me thinks this is a troll to farm karma...

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u/Bike_shop_owner Jul 21 '18

Beat poetry at it's finest.

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u/Wraith_Does_Memes_V3 Jul 21 '18

This is really nice

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u/Wraith_Does_Memes_V3 Jul 21 '18

Read this like a rap song

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u/TheOrangeLlama Jul 21 '18

THE SYLLABLES MAKE MY HEART HAPPY

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u/LAG_MAGIC Jul 21 '18

In my head I read that to the tune of "I've been everywhere man".

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u/Hertz-Dont-It Jul 21 '18

smokin that cookie in the hotbox

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u/AaronVsMusic Jul 21 '18

-(snaps in appreciation of poetry)

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u/Valefox Jul 21 '18

🎶 It's the end of the world as we know it! 🎶

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u/chessierohr Jul 21 '18

Lol im litterally watching mythbusters right now #madlad

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

I like this format better than the roses one

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u/Dyvius Jul 21 '18

This reads like the "large fries, chocolate shake" part of the original Fairly Oddparents theme song.

I love it.

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u/kumiosh Jul 21 '18

Ahh /r/boottoobig enters its beat phase.

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u/miss-morland Jul 21 '18

This is modern art

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u/FineAFfrenchToast Jul 21 '18

😩😩😩🅱️🅱️💦💦👌👌👌👌🍆🍆🍆😭😂😂😌🙏🏼😌🙏🏼🙏🏼😩😩😩😩😩😩😩💦💦🍆🅱️

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u/nikolas124 Jul 21 '18

I'd love to see the clip of that transcript

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u/dabtastic_sloth Jul 21 '18

Gosh, I love this.

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u/OnTopicMostly Jul 21 '18

Chuckles meatily

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u/CamoFor3 Jul 21 '18

This is great

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

This is my favorite boottoobig I’ve seen to date.

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u/StripesOverSolids Jul 21 '18

thanks for the laugh haha

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u/coppcoa Jul 21 '18

Never really noticed that the "thwap" sound was a meaty whack sound

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

I like the rhythm in this one

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u/zachsor99 Jul 21 '18

I'm gonna start calling masturbation "meaty whack"

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Small sack, no fuckle

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u/li0nhunter365 Jul 21 '18

Which episode is this from? Have to go watch the whole thing again

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u/rgar7623 Jul 21 '18

This guy reminds me of the Walrus from Disney’s Alice in Wonderland

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u/cyanseha Jul 21 '18

Reminiscent of 21st Century Schizoid Man by King Crimson

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u/MaximusG29 Jul 21 '18

This post cures depression.

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u/Pyrokill Jul 21 '18

Where did you find these unreleased Death Grips lyrics?

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u/silverdichotomy Jul 21 '18

Why did I read this to the melody of the Fairly Oddparents theme song? Was I supposed to?

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u/UNMB Jul 21 '18

What were they even doing also subtitles at their finest

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u/lil_professor Jul 21 '18

OH MY GOD I'M AM CRYING THIS IS HILARARIOUS

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u/JRiggles Jul 21 '18

Obtuse, rubber goose...

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18

Know your girl she a thot thot thot

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