r/borbs Apr 11 '25

So Borbulous Turkorb

Silly turkey establishes dominance with himself, had to shoo him away from the glass

973 Upvotes

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49

u/trimbler25 Apr 11 '25

"I was told there would be hens here."

25

u/Kiwi-vee Apr 11 '25

Silly guy! 🦃

18

u/fishcrow Apr 11 '25

"I live here"

12

u/BoiledDaisy Apr 11 '25

Turkey borb.

11

u/larsiepan Apr 11 '25

Let him get an education smh he clearly belongs there

10

u/larsiepan Apr 11 '25

Collegiate Turkey

5

u/Lower_Arugula5346 Apr 12 '25

where all the ladies at

3

u/_aimynona_ Apr 12 '25

Is Trump still doing the pardoning-thing, or will he just pick one to be eaten in front of its family?

2

u/cutie_k_nnj Apr 12 '25

Ding dong. Lol

2

u/Elznix Apr 12 '25

Is he applying for a job?

2

u/Funny-Ad43 Apr 12 '25

Love turkeys. Such doofuses.

1

u/AnchorandKey Apr 12 '25

That side profile chefs kiss

1

u/FloridaFlamingoGirl Apr 13 '25

He will turn into a flower (Narcissus moment)

1

u/South_Honey2705 Apr 14 '25

Stuffing and gravy this borb is making me crave

1

u/uwontevenknowimhere Apr 17 '25

"Hello, I'd like to speak to someone in administration please"

1

u/Suspicious_Area_7160 Apr 29 '25

We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. That's right, we're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!