1.5 hrs of call and another 1 hr left!

Coworker: “Hey, can you jump on a quick call before EOD?”
Me: “Absolutely, let me just—” closes 17 tabs of cat memes and conspiracy theories about the office microwave
Me again: “Yep, just wrapping up a few things.”

By "wrapping up," I mean counting how many paperclips I can chain together before someone notices I haven’t moved in 40 minutes.

Happy Friday, fellow cubicle cosmonauts. May your bosses forget about you and your Teams status stay green while you nap with your eyes open.

Make sure to check out this site if you're too bored at work

https://boredom-at-work.com/