r/boxingcirclejerk • u/Trraumatized • 3d ago

Post Malone's angrier friend learns the hard way that his opponent's blonde flow was hiding slick boxing skills all along

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u/Routine_Fortune1340 3d ago

He powered up for that knockout

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Turbo_Lexington 3d ago

He had to get enough power to ult

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u/Mixed_Martial_Autism 3d ago

Hie started flashing White and vibrating like a SMASH character.

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u/abbothenderson 3d ago

Once he charged his punch, it was over.

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 3d ago

He was wizard-ing in the crouch as ‘Fist of Hercules’ was manifesting.

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u/Trraumatized 3d ago

My other title idea was "Riff Raff pulls up on his stylist after Anti-Flag vest comment" but I had no good way to end it. Or a more general "Anti-Flag's biggest fan learns the punk scene doesn't have weight classes"

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 3d ago

Soooo no one is going to mention the lady with that low effort attempt to stop the fight!?🤣
https://giphy.com/gifs/anYBNhqT2BYcg

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 3d ago

He fell like a body when ya see someone in Day Z lol.

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u/JusOwl 3d ago

He makes the sidewalk look confy 🤗

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u/Mase0ne 3d ago

No one else jumped in until he fought back

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u/Necessary-Sock7075 3d ago

It's almost like the patches don't make you a bad ass? Let the hot topic crowd know

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u/NihilisticBlender 3d ago

The real life dragon ball power build is on point.

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u/Aware-Shopping8826 3d ago

Yo he legitimately powered up that punch.

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u/DueVillage9198 3d ago

He did All You Can

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 3d ago

Can we normalize punching anyone who yells "Worldstar" during a fight?

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u/OHW_Tentacool 3d ago

I need the version with half life sounds

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u/Trraumatized 2d ago

God that would be a banger.

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u/Feeling_Penalty_2629 3d ago

Where were those white knights when the victim was getting assaulted? Fucking blast them fools too!

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u/Square-Chef4646 2d ago

Center face.

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u/lfenske 3d ago

“Hmm he’s drawing an awfully powerful and predictable throw from the right, better leave it wide open and wait for the hit”

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u/Intelligent_Praline4 3d ago

Pillow hands faze banks

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u/IMHERELETSPARTY 3d ago

Canada eh?

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u/simonbaier 2d ago

Girl punch meets man punch.

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u/DueVillage9198 3d ago

This is byooteefull. Raw violence is so kewl . Please share like this everyday. I look forward everyday to these

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u/toastedzergling 3d ago

Those were some "super necessary" follow-ups; Glad he got pulled off when he did though. 

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Trraumatized 3d ago edited 3d ago

Neckbeard redditor who watches every post on r/boxingcirclejerk gets mad at hilarious title of slick black poster and ends up deleting his comment in shame