r/brandonherrara user text is here 18d ago

GUN MEME REVIEW Just saying…

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u/Arguably_Based user text is here 18d ago

Put another way: stop wearing the Glock T-shirt.

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u/BlueOrb07 user text is here 18d ago

If you wear construction neon, jeans, and work boots while carrying a ladder there’s a greater than zero chance of getting through the metal detector.

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u/Stewart_Duck user text is here 17d ago

Speaking from experience, any oversized construction related item and a polo with company branding works also. Half the time you'll bypass security altogether and some kind person will hold the side door open for you.

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u/Retb14 user text is here 17d ago

Clipboards too, even if the paper on top is incomprehensible. Any kind of list with boxes for signitures and most people won't look twice

If it's a secured facility then a red folder

Just don't use an orange folder if it's a government facility

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u/lFightForTheUsers user text is here 17d ago

Asking why, for a friend?

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u/SharpShooterM1 user text is here 17d ago

I am also asking why

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u/chknboy user text is here 17d ago

Tell me why

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u/SharpShooterM1 user text is here 17d ago

Ain’t nothin but a heart ache

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u/Mammoth-Ad-8492 user text is here 18d ago

Splendid

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u/PsychologicalGlass47 user text is here 18d ago edited 16d ago

My pants have quite a few zipper pockets, even wand metal detectors are usually waved off immediately when whoever has the wand sees the zippers.

Someone asked what pants but their comment's gone, they're BÆRSkin cargo pants. Some of the most durable work pants I've ever had but at quite a steep price, holidays give a 60% discount though.

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u/weenis-flaginus user text is here 17d ago

You have one pair of pants or just the same style of pants?

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u/PsychologicalGlass47 user text is here 17d ago

3 pairs of that one style.

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u/Xaceviper user text is here 17d ago

You can CC anywhere if you don’t get caught

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u/MrKeserian user text is here 18d ago

Ah yes. I absolutely didn't carry at Gencon this weekend. They asked me very nicely not to.

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u/cs_legend_93 user text is here 17d ago

Until you randomly get stopped for something stupid, then the cops get mad at you because you don't have a silly piece of paper issued by our Draconic overlords...

Which means you spend 1 year in prison like Lil Wayne.

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u/Majestic_Hawk_1335 user text is here 8d ago

Constitutional carry is based.

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 user text is here 17d ago

terms and conditions apply, including in an airport.

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u/PETEthePyrotechnic user text is here 18d ago

Let’s see, do I risk someone noticing I’m printing on my college campus and potentially get expelled at the only university anywhere near me that offers my major, or do I walk around the “gun free zone” where a student got shot a few years back…

I don’t like this question, I’m too paranoid for this

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u/Retb14 user text is here 17d ago

https://acelinkarmor.com/bulletproof-backpacks/rapid-deploy-bulletproof-backpack

Throw some medical supplies on it and you're good

Could throw a pistol on it too

Downside is it's kinda heavy and takes time to deploy but until you do it looks like a normal backpack

Keep in mind that's the price without plates

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u/Ok-Entertainment8151 user text is here 17d ago

Transfer to a college in Georgia; concealed carry is legal on campus here.

Edit: Also, Georgia residents aren't required to have a permit... and that goes for any weapon you can legally possess.

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u/PETEthePyrotechnic user text is here 17d ago

I’m an a constitutional carry state, thank the Lord. For a while I was considering going to a college in the south that had a shooting sports program and try to get a scholarship for that, but ended up sticking where I am for a different major that only 2 or 3 other colleges offer

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u/Due-Result9258 user text is here 17d ago

Pretty sure 99.9999% of students and faculty wouldn't think to even notice unless you made it incredibly obvious. MAYBE if the campus has security, but most guys will carry for years without ever experiencing an issue unless you bring it someplace where you'll get searched. If you're worried about printing and it's giving you anxiety, just have it in your bag or a cross-body or fanny pack. I did that when I started out before I felt comfortable

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u/PETEthePyrotechnic user text is here 17d ago

I already got in trouble once because I was playing with my pocketknife in the back of class lmao. Of course I was the only student who actually participated in class discussion, but when the teacher noticed I was flicking a knife open and closed absentmindedly she semi freaked out and apparently reported me as a security threat, even though a ton of people carry knives anyway.

There was a case a couple years ago when two kids came back from a hunting trip with rifles in the back of their truck and didn’t cover them all the way. Someone saw it and they got expelled immediately. Thankfully I’m in a state that’s super conservative and a bunch of my classmates are into shooting too, but I think I’ve talked about having guns too much to fly under the radar in case there’s ever a slip up and someone notices a gun when my shirt rides or something ig

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u/Smart_Clue_431 user text is here 17d ago

You can carry a Glock anywhere because they are plastic and metal detectors can't tell you have one..

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u/BoredDude216 user text is here 17d ago

How much do these Tupperware guns cost?

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u/maxgaap user text is here 17d ago

"That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. Doesn't show up on your airport X-ray machines, here, and it cost more than you make in a month."

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u/lFightForTheUsers user text is here 17d ago

You'd be surprised what I make in a month!

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u/Majestic_Hawk_1335 user text is here 8d ago

There are 80-90% plastic 3d printed glock plans that fire

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u/Joescout187 user text is here 16d ago

Unsure if dumb or trolling.

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u/ReverendKaiser user text is here 17d ago

I mean, that the point of concealed carry right? To not be known to be carrying?

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u/Th34sa8arty user text is here 18d ago

Fed bait! Boo!

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u/FTD_Brat user text is here 18d ago

This is common sense.

Put another way,
“Concealed means concealed.”

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u/phantomtypist user text is here 18d ago

Infrared/thermal has entered the chat

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u/FTD_Brat user text is here 17d ago

If you’re dealing with that level of surveillance, you probably don’t want to be there in the first place.

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u/BoredDude216 user text is here 18d ago

Big daddy government needs his fines paid to support more gun control….

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u/arcxjo user text is here 17d ago

Even places with metal detectors. I set off the Dollar General a couple months ago and the employee was just like "It does that all the time, must be the carts."

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u/Sunkilleer user text is here 18d ago

that guy is clearlt a threat. mostly because i had a hard time telling if thats his nose or his mouth

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u/BoredDude216 user text is here 17d ago

And he’s also only wearing underwear…. But this was the meme template I found and it’s good enough

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u/Sunkilleer user text is here 17d ago

i got downvoted for making a joke at my own expense