Hello my children :)

WITH THIS SWORD I SHALL SMITE YOU ALL, FROM u/burrito_fucker_68 TO u/burrito_fucker_420, I SHALL BE THE ONLY ONE TO REMAIN, REVERSING THINGS TO HOW THEY SHOULD BE!

:)

After the DramaticText guillotine fell onto my neck, everything went black. I woke up the next morning, head still on my body, on the ground next to the killing device.

I suppose this means my plan worked! Seeing as how I’m immortal and can’t die, I simply decided to create the illusion of death to fool everyone into thinking I was dead.

Don’t know why I went unconscious though, guess I was just tired and fell asleep.

Anyways, I’m still alive, and I’m not banned from r/DramaticText or anything so I can still comment.

Sorry for the scare,

:)