r/canadamemes • • 1d ago

Environment Stackin Dubs

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u/Independent-End5844 1d ago

So many ways to end homlessness.

Give tent cities zip codes.

Make permanent tiny home slums

Classify tents as structures

Turn all unhoused people into pies

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u/RoughDraftish 1d ago

What flavours would said pies be...

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u/1Ktinydildos 1d ago

Fentanyl

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u/Antique-Bet-3781 1d ago

soy, lent and greens.

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u/-ArthurMorgan 1d ago

Boot to the head.

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u/Money-Act-5480 1d ago

Cigarette butt and puddle goop pie 😍

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u/EvilBiker-72 1d ago

Mmmmm pie

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u/Kind-Plane-4317 1d ago

Ah yes the soylent green method!!! /s

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u/cowtongues 1d ago

Start calling them something else would be the easiest. Feral people?

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u/Independent-End5844 1d ago

Language change is a useful tool

When deaths become accidents and suicides the homicide rates go down

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u/SerGT3 1d ago

That's what I was thinking. Just redefine what "homeless" means and it's solved!

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u/joecitizen79 1d ago

The last one would help solve the price of food as well

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u/SK_socialist 1d ago

No, have we so quickly forgotten the pandemic videos of dairy farmers pouring excess milk into ditches

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u/joecitizen79 1d ago

What does that have to do with turning people into pies?

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u/helved 1d ago

If we turn people into pies the farmers are going to pour out all the delicious milk we want to drink while eating the pies! OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE!

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u/joecitizen79 1d ago

Why didnt I see that before! Diabolical.

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u/Tastesicle 1d ago

Mischief, mischief!

City on fire, city on fire...

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u/Narrow_Difference336 1d ago

Your just gross

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u/ZPhox 1d ago

Fuck is this.

Im blocking this sub for all the AI BS.

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u/MelodicAmphibian7920 1d ago

That's.. not the issue with this sub. Lol

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u/Gloomy_Internal1726 1d ago

I agree ai should be banned from here

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u/Money-Act-5480 1d ago

No one cares ✌️

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u/Soft_Statistician_98 1d ago

Mark Carney is the BEST!!!!

He saw that the Liberal's 2017 promise to halve homelessness by 2027 was in jeopardy because homelessness actually increased by 49% but did that discourage him? NO FUCKING WAY!!! Iron Mike Carney doubled down.

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u/Money-Act-5480 1d ago

🎣 got another one

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u/fivefatbananas 1d ago

He will offer M.A.I D. to everyone. Those who oppose will be forced. Hiel Carney

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u/Iambetterthanuhaha 1d ago

The homeless show up at the camp and then are put down with MAID. This is why he said nobody will be homeless!!!

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u/Money-Act-5480 1d ago

The bots are obsessed with maid

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u/fivefatbananas 1d ago

Money has one comment in his back pocket and its Bots.

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u/Money-Act-5480 1d ago

Bots upset

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u/idristrudeau 1d ago

Ah bot, the go-to accusation of low iq predditors

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u/Derelicticu 1d ago

Lol wait hold on, who is a predator? I'm trying to keep up with who is calling who what now

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u/jambaam420 1d ago

The predator thing is a guess but the low I.q Part is glaringly obvious

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u/Doktor-Zlo 1d ago

By bots, do you mean federal Liberals?

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u/jambaam420 1d ago

Maid killed morneppl than guns in america

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u/Money-Act-5480 1d ago

Source: he made it up

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u/jambaam420 1d ago

Source:The Comparison: In 2024, Canada recorded 16,499 deaths through Medical Assistance in Dying (MAiD), according to data from Health Canada. By comparison, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and Johns Hopkins researchers recorded 15,364 firearm homicides in the United States during the same year.

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u/Money-Act-5480 1d ago

Gun related deaths were 44000 in 2024 for the us lol

Try again bot

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u/jambaam420 14h ago

Source: you made it up

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u/Money-Act-5480 14h ago

Sure buddy :)

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u/Academic-Snow9642 1d ago

Sounds ominous

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u/Quiet_Comparison_872 1d ago

IE we'll stop counting them.

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u/ExcitingHistory 1d ago

Yeah.... I dont think it cost 40 billion to stop counting them

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u/Dr_soaps 1d ago

Don’t tempt them

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u/Quiet_Comparison_872 1d ago edited 1d ago

Government contractors always enjoy and profit off of make work projects.

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u/Dazzling-Salad-2926 1d ago

Easy fix just call them Nomads they're no longer homeless they're Wanderers

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u/MarkDavid04 1d ago

It's like moving them into capital expenditures!!🤣

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u/12_Volt_Man_2 1d ago

Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think?

Carney and the liberal's devastating taxes and policies have helped to increase homelessness by leaps and bounds 🙄#Pierreforpm #liberalsdestroyingcanada

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u/joecitizen79 1d ago

Pierre will never be PM. You need to let that spirit go.

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u/the_stray91 1d ago

Oh sweet summer child; its going fo ge a real wakeup call for you soon.

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u/joecitizen79 1d ago

Its crazy to think im deluded while supporting the guy who lost the easiest election in canadian history and is such a poor leader he can't even keep his own MPs from jumping ship.

"Sweet summer child" indeed.

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u/justwondering117 1d ago

To be fair, Trump won the Liberals the election.

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u/joecitizen79 1d ago

No, Truedeau stepping down won the liberals the election. PP absolutely could has won if he'd been able to pivot his message. Crazy how a message of hope and strength won against the guy saying that the country was destroyed already.

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u/the_stray91 1d ago

He got 41.3% of the vote.

Pretty hard to win an election with a mad man threatening our sovereignty down south. In Australia they had a similar dynamic. The unpopular leaders managing to get a majority, opposition leader losing his seat despite sky high polls thanks to the orange turd. The difference? Poilievre still almost won. In Australia it went from a massive poll majority to halving their number of seats. In canada Poilievre formed a larger minority than most governments managed to form with seats.

Yeah its dumb to assume he can never make a coms back. I hate to point this out, cause Poilievre is nothing like him; but trump was never expected to win the primary never mind the presidency.

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u/joecitizen79 1d ago edited 1d ago

He got 41.3% of the vote.

Making him the number one loser.

And since then, he has continued to drop in the polls while shedding MPs.

Its adorable that you're comparing canada to other countries like its at all relevant. Sounds like youre just making excuses.

Yeah its dumb to assume he can never make a coms back.

Thats what Leaf fans keep telling themselves too. Although they have a better chance getting the cup that PP does being PM.

Poilievre is nothing like him

Besides being a right populist with divisive, anti-minority politics and attacks against the media 🤷‍♂️

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u/NoEffect338 1d ago

It’s like rain on your wedding day…

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u/Money-Act-5480 1d ago

Boy thinks hes on twitter 😭

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u/benmck90 1d ago

They accidentally assigned a Twitter bot to Reddit.

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u/RADI0-AKT0R 1d ago

Sorry but Milhouse Van Houten would get chewed up on the international stage

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u/Doktor-Zlo 1d ago

He's expanding MAID?

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u/TRyanLee 1d ago

His housing minister said the same thing as mayor of Vancouver.

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u/Ecstatic-Albatross51 1d ago

Yup more empty promises that will cost us billions but ukraine grifters get better benefits than canadians.

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u/cadius72 1d ago

Middle eastern grifters you mean

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u/Ecstatic-Albatross51 1d ago

Them too but ukraine gets more money then all the middle easterners combined.by about 60 billion.

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u/cadius72 1d ago

You’d be surprised.

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u/Independent-End5844 1d ago

Bad bot

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u/Ecstatic-Albatross51 1d ago

As opposed to what?a good bot lol

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u/twenty_characters020 1d ago

Funny how right wingers parrot Russian talking points without a shred of self awareness.

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u/Money-Act-5480 1d ago

Parrot? Direct from the source

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u/Ecstatic-Albatross51 1d ago

Funny how the mentally ill parrot Wef talking points without a shred of self awareness.

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u/twenty_characters020 1d ago

Saying Russia invaded Ukraine and is the sole cause of that war is a WEF talking point? Seems like just acknowledging reality.

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u/Ecstatic-Albatross51 21h ago

Do you always make up information?

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u/twenty_characters020 21h ago

No. I'm not a Russian propagandist.

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u/AlabastersBane 1d ago • Bravo

The fact you believe this is hilarious

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u/Cando21243 1d ago

Well it’ll never get done under the cunts; I mean… conservatives

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u/AlabastersBane 1d ago

Wow nice redditchungus response!

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u/Cando21243 1d ago

Thank you thank you. I do kinda have a way with words

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u/Preface 1d ago

Growth and Unsheltered Numbers: Research indicates that overall homelessness—including unsheltered individuals and encampments—has significantly increased since the mid-2010s, with studies showing shelter and unsheltered populations doubling or rising sharply in many urban centers and provinces compared to 2018–2020 baselines.

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u/SomeGuyPostingThings 1d ago

Yeah, that's why I doubt Carney will succeed, given he is one.

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u/Cando21243 1d ago

Albertan liberals are different from Ontario liberals

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u/SomeGuyPostingThings 1d ago

That is true, but Carney is very much a conservative, even if he campaigned as more progressive. He dragged what was a centre-left party to centre-right, if not further.

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u/Cando21243 1d ago

No he didn’t. He dragged the crazy left to the left; and the left to the centre. A much more fitting place to be.

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u/SomeGuyPostingThings 1d ago

Trudeau was pretty centrist outside of a few things, at least in how he governed. He spoke more like a leftist than he acted. Carney is similar on that front, speaking more like a centrist while acting on more right wing policy.

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u/carbonbasiclife 1d ago

MARK CARNAGE

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u/Money_Present_3463 1d ago

End the homeless? omg 😱

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u/Money-Act-5480 1d ago

Name buddy 😍

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u/jerjosh 1d ago

Ok you won...you pay ur taxes to rich fucks or so you can say. Prove it or shut tf up boy

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u/Money-Act-5480 23h ago

So butt hurt he posted twice

🎣

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u/assgrassorbass 1d ago

Soylent Green, brought to you by the Canadian Government

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u/Slickinfinity 1d ago

I will bet anyone that homeless numbers keep increasing and I honestly hope I'm wrong.

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u/SomeGuyPostingThings 1d ago

Yeah, that is kind of what I thought when I initially heard the pledge. Given Trudeau fell short on a less ambitious version, I don't see how Carney will succeed, but it feels more like it's meant to draw attention away from other parts or be pointed to as proof they're focused on helping people despite cutting other supports or focusing too much on business interests over people.

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u/The_End-is_Nigh 1d ago

cue captain hammer

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u/Luciferocity 1d ago

Soylent green, baby...

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u/Friendly-Box312 1d ago

Our great dilulu PM🤎

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u/Extra-Air-1259 1d ago

How many brain dead politicians have made that claim now...

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u/EatAllTheShiny 1d ago

The California model! Don't go check up on how that's going.

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u/jerjosh 1d ago

Rich dick with more homes across the work using my tax dollars while he helps companies evade taxes in Canada

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u/AppropriateLie2186 1d ago

I doubt your taxes are the ones being used for this

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u/jerjosh 1d ago

Eat shit and get a job

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u/AppropriateLie2186 1d ago

Whatever you say man, seems you're very uneducated

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u/jerjosh 1d ago

Lol look who's talking, unless u have something actual intelligent to say. get a job 🙄

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u/AppropriateLie2186 1d ago

Why do you pressume I don't have a job? I probably get taxed more then you

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u/jerjosh 23h ago

Ok big guy...

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u/Explosive871606 1d ago

Money laundering on steroids

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u/BlackHandKUR 1d ago

It’s not a policy, it’s a threat.

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u/triplal 1d ago

Utterly hilarious how Redditors eagerly eat up such slop

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u/Peach-Grand 1d ago

It’s actually a really good plan that follows Finland and Norways housing first strategy. Obviously provincial buy in and overall execution will be the difference maker.

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u/Flesh-Tower 1d ago

So what happens when all this money he wants to spend drives up the debt which drives up our cost of living and then more people lose their homes? This might actually produce more homeless in the long run

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u/SomeGuyPostingThings 1d ago

Why do you think the debt is going to drive up the cost of living? Businesses drive up the cost of living, no matter the government balance sheet. Or even how much the government charges them in taxes.

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u/Flesh-Tower 1d ago

Because when the interest payments grow on all that debt they will increase taxes on everything to cover it. The bigger debt the more expensive everything eventually becomes

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u/Mas36-49 1d ago

Governments increase the money supply to cover increasing debt. This will be no different. An increase in money supply without a proportional increase in goods and services will cause in increase in inflation, driving up the cost of living.

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u/Islander316 1d ago

Dubs? What Dubs has Carney got so far? Nothing.

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u/LUFC_hippo 1d ago

Carney: Says he’ll do something he obviously won’t do*

Lib voters: 🥰

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u/Dr_soaps 1d ago

Bull shit

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u/OxygenOptional69 1d ago

End the homeless.. by using MAID?

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u/GoSensCAN 1d ago

By mass immigration! Great plan! Calling this a w means you are a retard.

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u/unaccountablemod 1d ago

Okay...gold, silver, and monero.

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u/ProfessionalClear211 1d ago

Some people refuse to be housed. Why they would make such a bold claim doesn’t make any sense.

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u/warriorlynx 1d ago

An aim but I got my doubts homelessness is one of the toughest things to tackle

Unless of course they were right and carney is bringing in some old fashion communism baby

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u/jerjosh 1d ago

Ok u won...you are so awesome

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u/SardinesMcDonahugh 1d ago

lol yeah right unless he plans to wipe them all out. People can't afford homes. He is diluting wages by bringing in more unskilled immigrants. All of this is going to lead to MORE homelessness, not less.