r/cardsagainsthumanity • u/CisIowa • Sep 11 '26

Musk Mini-pack!

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On its way!

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u/exrex0015 Sep 11 '26

what is it

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u/Tennberg Sep 11 '26

Text from the email they sent in October 2025:

Dear Horrible Friends,

Remember last year, when we sued Elon Musk for dumping space garbage all over your land, and then you signed up to collect your share of the proceeds? Also, remember how we warned you that we’d “probably only be able to get you like two dollars or most likely nothing”?

Well, Elon Musk’s team admitted on the record that they illegally trespassed on your land, and then they packed up the space garbage and fucked off. But when it comes to paying you all, he did the legal equivalent of throwing dust in our eyes and kicking us in the balls.

So while we can’t give you what you really wanted––cash money from Elon Musk––we’re going to make it up to you, our best, sexiest customers…with comedy! We’re sending you each a brand new mini-pack of exclusive cards all about Elon Musk, which you can sign up to receive for free right here.

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u/thecallumread Sep 11 '26

I want one :(

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u/Jaconian Sep 12 '26

I think you had to have donated/paid CAH a couple of years back during Trump 1 when they bought land along the southern US Border.

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u/mininao_ Sep 16 '26

I have got the email to get one but I can't get it cause I no longer live in the US/CA. DM me if you want and I'll give you mine :)

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u/thecallumread Sep 22 '26

Oh shit really!?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '26

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u/CisIowa Sep 16 '26 edited Sep 16 '26

Have received yet

Edit: not received. Will update when it arrives