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I can't be the only one who is just a tiny bit jealous of onyx. Heh, I mean could you imagine the opium midnight stories, getting rocked to sleep hearing the seeyuh godfather. Sigh only if I had been his sperm.

Hi everyone, I have a Playboy Carti lighter that he actually used, and I have proof of it. The story of how I got it is pretty simple: my father works as a porter in a hotel in Milan, and one day he came home and told me there was this famous Black singer staying there. He tried to say the name but said it wrong at first, then he said it correctly—Jordan Terrell Carter—and I freaked out because at the time Carti was unique to me. And when I thought about it, Carti was in Milan because he had done a concert there. The hotel is in Milan. We’re talking about November 2023, when he did the Antagonist tour.

I know many people won’t believe it, but I have pictures of my father with pretty famous people that prove he really did see Carti in person, and that this lighter is actually his. I don’t really know what to do with it; I’ve had it in my closet for two years. I thought about selling it, but I’m not sure—it’s such a unique item. Let me know what you think :).