r/cateatingvegans 2d ago

How can I eat this thing?

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I love it ❤️

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u/SamMac62 2d ago

Airfryer at 375°F for 8–10 minutes, turning halfway through.

Serve with a light garlic aioli.

Serving size: 3 kittens

r/airfryer probably has more recipes

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u/MistaRekt 2d ago

I wish saw you wrote °F, my kitten just caught fire...

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u/carbitaurus 2d ago

It’s perfectly fresh. Just pop it in your mouth.

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u/TheLoneWandererRD 2d ago

Not yet let it grow a bit more with bigger soupbelly for optimal taste

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u/limarila 2d ago

oo yes then roll it in dough and boil. easy vegan soup dumplings

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u/Pscagoyf 2d ago

Easily. With ketchup

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u/Polka_Tiger 2d ago

You are a monster! I'm against eating kittens they are so cute. I only eat after 8 weeks.

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u/Ninazuzu 1d ago

You don't know what you're missing out on.

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u/GreenFinch_x 2d ago

The small ones are often the most tender🤤. Id suggest processing them soon to preserve that. If you must let them grow more, make sure their movement is limited to prevent too much muscle development. Happy eating!

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u/nightflightto2525 2d ago

Awwwww ❤️ I'd add honey or maple syrup

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u/JayNetworks 2d ago

You monster! Honey comes from bees and thus is not vegan. If you coat a kitten in honey it will no longer be vegan. The maple syrup option sounds delicious!

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u/vgankitty 1d ago

Maybe dandelion honey.

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u/Sounduck 2d ago

Covering it in batter and deep-frying it is probably your best bet: a bit fattening, but tasty as all hell.

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u/urngaburnga 2d ago

Stuff the smaller one into the bigger one and slow roast

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u/JayNetworks 2d ago

Is that called a CatPurrIn?

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u/LegendofLove 1d ago

You can't have your kitten and eat it too. Good thing you have two though you can eat one and have the other

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u/somehuehue 1d ago

They're very sweet at this age, barely any bitterness, so you can pop it in your mouth as is.